I once read a joke that a man found a pot and thought it was a treasure, so he took the banquet. At last he was told that it was a urinal! careerism

I want to make two Jin of wine for the market, but I want to bring a bottle when I come. What should I do? There happened to be a chamber pot seller by the roadside. Fine porcelain is beautiful, glowing inside and outside. He bought one, filled it with two Jin of wine, happily took it home and put it at the foot of the bed.

Making drinks likes to be lively, so I ask my in-laws Li Ming to accompany him.

Li Ming was invited home, made fragrant tea, handed the hookah, and said, "In-laws, wait at home. I'll go to the front lane to buy some eggs and fry some dishes." Say that finish and went out.

Li Ming drank a pot of tea by himself. After a while, the tea turned into urine, so that he had to go out to pee. Unexpectedly, he just stepped out of the door, "Wang Wu!" The big black dog lying in the yard pounced on him, scaring him to go back to his room and close the door. When people get old, they can't hold their urine. He can't hold it any longer. Suddenly he saw chamber pot at the end of the bed and said, "Thank God, it's finally saved." He took out chamber pot and took a piss.

After a while, the system came back and said, "I kept my in-laws waiting." I quickly fried some dishes and put them on the table. Chamber pot took it out from under the bed and said with a smile, "In-laws, don't look at this chamber pot, but it's new and has never been used once. When you see good wine and no guy, use this for emergency. " After that, he poured the wine into the hip flask, heated it on the fire, filled two large cups, and said to Li Ming, "In-laws, fuck!" "Li Ming knows clearly, and quickly declined politely." I feel dizzy and toothache these two days, and I dare not drink. "You drink yours, and I'll relax with you." Seeing that Li Ming insisted on not drinking, the system couldn't help it, so he took the glass and drank it. I saw him squinting, frowning, licking his mouth and tasting it for a while. "In-laws, it seems that this thing was born like this." I washed and rinsed this newly bought chamber pot, but it always smells like urine. "

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