Humorous words 100 classic sentences

1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that his family couldn't surf the Internet.

The lost girl finally found her place.

There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back.

Xiaoming was deeply impressed by the teacher's teaching, so the next day, he had a pair of false teeth.

I wanted to eat my sadness one by one, but I got fat one by one.

6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes.

9. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

10. There must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze.

1 1. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.

12. How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

13. The chemistry teacher asked, what about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

14. It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

15. Who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.

16. Be strong. Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

17. Sleep, as expected, and sleep soundly on the school desk.

18. A class has a harem, and there are always several people vying for favor.

19. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

20. Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

2 1. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

22. People who used to turn to ashes can recognize it, but now they can't recognize it with makeup.

23. Do not help me. I'm not drunk. The road ahead will move. Help me keep that road.

24. What is the sandwich yarn for women chasing men? Just across the Sahara desert.

I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai.

26. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying down for one year.

27. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, let alone by two boats.

28. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? How can she annoy me in menopause?

29. Describe your category, from vertebrates to invertebrates, and finally to molluscs.