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Looking for the ancient and modern idioms and ancient vernacular about Fan Jin’s passing exams

Ancient vernacular

Fan Jin went to school and returned home, and his mother and wife were both happy. Just as he was cooking the pot, he saw his father-in-law, the butcher Hu, walking in with a pair of large intestines and a bottle of wine in his hand. Fan Jin bowed to him and sat down. Butcher Hu said: "I have been unlucky enough to marry my daughter to you, a real world treasure. Over the years, I don't know how much I have been tired. Now I don't know what kind of virtue I have accumulated, but I have brought you a husband, so I brought you a wine." Come to congratulate you." Fan Jinwei kept saying, asking Hun's family to cook the intestines, boil the wine, and sit under the thatched shed. The mother and her daughter-in-law were cooking in the kitchen. Butcher Hu ordered his son-in-law again: "Now that you have won the title of husband, you must establish your own identity in everything. For example, in my business, there are all serious and respectable people, and they are your eldest relatives. How dare you do it in front of us?" Pretending to be big? If these farm workers and dung collectors in front of your house are just ordinary people, if you bow to them and treat them as equals, you will break the school rules and even my face will be disgraced. Are you a rotten loyal person? "I have to teach you these words so as not to make people laugh." Fan Jin said, "My father-in-law is here to teach me." Hu Butcher said, "My mother-in-law also comes here to have a small meal every day." Sad. My daughter also eats some. I don’t know if she has eaten lard two or three times in the past ten years since I entered your house! Poor! Poor!" After that, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came and sat down to eat. . After eating until the end of the day, Butcher Hu was very drunk. Mother and son here, thank you very much. The butcher put on his clothes and went away.

The next day, Fan Jin Shao was not allowed to pay homage to his neighbors. Wei Haogu made an appointment with a group of friends who were also involved in the crime to interact with each other. Because it was the year of the provincial examination, I held several literary meetings. Unexpectedly, at the end of June, these accomplices asked Fan to go to the provincial examination. Because Fan Jin didn't pay the money, he went to discuss with his father-in-law. Butcher Hu spat in the face and cursed him like crazy, saying: "Don't waste your time! You just feel like you've been fooled by a husband, so you're like a bastard." The toad wants to eat swan meat! I heard people say that even when I was in love with you, it was not your article. It was the master who saw you old and was dissatisfied and gave up on you. Now I want to catch up with you! The masters are all "Wenquxing" in the sky! Don't you see that the masters in the Zhang Mansion in the city have thousands of belongings and are all big-eared? People like you, with sharp mouths and monkey cheeks, should just urinate and take pictures for yourself! No, no. Fourth, I just want to eat the swan's fart! Give it up as soon as possible, and find a place for you in our agency next year. Find a few taels of silver every year to support your old and immortal mother and your wife. It's serious! You ask me to lend money, I kill a pig a day but I can't make any money, so I'll throw all my money into the water with you, and call my whole family a northwest wind!"

Fan Jin scolded Fan Jin after a meal. Can't find the door. After I resigned from my father-in-law and came back, I thought to myself: "The master said that my time has come. Since ancient times, there has never been a candidate outside the court. How can I accept it if I don't go in and give him a test?" Because he consulted with several accomplices, he went to the city without telling his father-in-law. Lixiang examination. After leaving the field, even go home. The family has been hungry for two or three days. Butcher Hu found out and scolded him again.

On the day when the results were released, there was no rice for breakfast at home. His mother told Fan Jin, "I have a hen that lays eggs. You should quickly sell it and buy a few liters of rice to cook porridge." I'm so hungry that I can't even see." Fan Jin hurriedly hugged the chicken and walked out. I had only been there for less than two hours when I heard the sound of gongs and three horses rushing into the future. The three men got off their horses and tied them to the thatched shed. They all shouted: "Please come out, Mr. Fan! Congratulations on graduating from high school!" The mother didn't know what was going on and was so scared that she hid in the house. When she heard that she was hit, Fang Dare to stick out his head and say: "Everyone, please take a seat, the child has just gone out." Those who reported the report said: "It turns out to be the old lady." Everyone gathered around to ask for money. There was a lot of noise, and there were a few more horses. The second and third reports were coming, and a room full of people was packed into it, and the floor of the thatched hut was full. The neighbors came and crowded to watch. The old lady had no choice but to ask a neighbor to find her son.

The neighbor rushed to Jishang, but could not be found in the ground; until he went to the east end of Jiji, he saw Fan Jin holding a chicken with a straw mark in his hand, pacing step by step, looking around. Looking for someone to buy there. The neighbor said: "Mr. Fan, go back quickly! Congratulations on your success, the people who brought the good news were crowded in the house.

Fan Jindao coaxed him, pretending not to hear, and walked forward with his head lowered. Seeing that he was ignoring him, the neighbor came up and tried to take the chicken from his hand. Fan Jindao said, "Why are you taking my chicken? You don't purchase. "The neighbor said: "You have won the prize. Tell your family to send the newspaper. Fan Jin said: "My neighbor, you know that I have no rice today and I want to sell this chicken to save my life. Why do you use this to confuse me? I am not stubborn like you. Just go back and don't miss me selling the chicken." Seeing that he didn't believe it, the neighbor snatched the chicken with his hands, threw it on the ground, and pulled it back. When the reporter saw it, he said: "Okay, the new rich man is back." " Just as he was about to hug him and talk, Fan Jin walked into the room in a few steps and saw that the poster in the middle had been hung up. It read: "Good news. Mr. Fan Tao entered the high school and ranked seventh in the Guangdong Provincial Examination. The Beijing News published a series of articles on Huang Jia. "

Fan Jin just didn't read it. He read it once, read it again, clapped his hands together, laughed, and said: "Oh! Okay! I won!" As he said, He fell back, clenched his teeth, and fell unconscious. The old lady panicked and drank a few mouthfuls of boiling water. He got up, clapped his hands again and laughed: "Oh! Okay! I'm hit!" Smiling, he ran out of the door without saying anything, startling the reporter and the neighbors. Not long after walking out of the door, he kicked himself into the pond. When he got up, his hair was scattered, and his hands were filled with yellow mud. The crowd was dripping with water. They couldn't hold him back, and they clapped and laughed until they walked up to the market. They looked at each other and said together: "It turns out that the new nobleman is crazy with joy. "The old lady cried, "How could such a miserable life happen? I won a certain exam and got this stupid disease! When will I get better from this crazy situation?" Mrs. Hu said, "Go out well in the morning. Why? You have such a disease! What should you do?" The neighbors advised: "Old lady, don't panic. We will now send two people to follow Mr. Fan. Everyone here brings some egg wine and rice to their homes and takes care of the dads on the newspaper before discussing it. "

At that moment, some of the neighbors came with eggs, some with white wine, some with buckets of rice on their backs, and some with two chickens. The lady was crying, and she put them all away in the kitchen. Under the straw hut, the neighbor moved some tables and chairs and invited the reporter to sit and have a drink, discussing what to do if he went crazy. No?" Everyone asked, "What's your idea?" The man said, "Does Mr. Fan usually have the person he fears the most? He just gets so excited that his phlegm comes up and gets lost in his mind. Now all he needs is a slap in the face from the person he's afraid of, saying, "The words in this report are just to deceive you, and you didn't hit him." ’ After being frightened and spitting out the phlegm, he understood. All the neighbors clapped their hands and said, "This idea is so good, so wonderful! What Mr. Fan is afraid of is nothing more than Father Hu being involved in the murder case." Okay! Find Father Hu quickly. He thought he didn't know yet that he was selling meat at the market. Another person said: "It's better for him to sell meat at the market. He has been going to Dongtou market to welcome the pigs since Wu Genggu, and he has not come back yet." Hurry up and look for him. "

A man rushed to greet him. Halfway through, he met the butcher Hu, followed by a soup-making man, carrying seven or eight kilograms of meat and four to five thousand dollars, who was coming to congratulate him. When I came in, I saw the old lady, who cried and told her. Butcher Hu was surprised and asked, "Isn't this so lucky?" People outside asked Father Hu to give the meat and money to his daughter, and then left. Everyone came out like this and discussed with him. Butcher Hu said, "Although he is my son-in-law, he is now a master, and he is like a star in the sky. The stars in the sky cannot be beaten! I heard the Zhai Gongs say: If you hit the stars in the sky, the King of Hell will use them to beat you with a hundred iron bars and send you to the eighteenth level of hell, where you will never be able to recover. But I dare not do such a thing!" A bitter neighbor said: "What! Dad Hu, you make a living by killing pigs every day. When a white knife goes in and a red knife comes out, the king of hell doesn't know how to call the judge on the book. I have forgotten that you have thousands of iron rods; even if you add these hundred rods, what does it matter? I am afraid that even if you finish beating the iron rods, this account will not be accounted for. Or you may have cured your son-in-law's illness, and the King of Hell will praise you and lift you up from hell to the seventeenth level. "The reporter said: "Don't just tell jokes. Dad Hu, this has to be like this, you have nothing to do, just make a contingency.

"Fan Jin said: "It is a shame to be lucky enough to be born late. But I'm so happy to be under the old gentleman's tutelage. Squire Zhang looked around and said, "Mr. Shi is indeed poor." The family member who was following him took a letter of silver in his hand and said, "I have no respect for you. I would like to give you fifty taels of congratulations. Mr. Shi can just keep it." It is impossible to live in this luxurious residence, and it will be inconvenient to visit it in the future. My brother has a vacant house, which is on Dongmen Street. It has three rooms. Although it is not spacious, it is still clean, so I will give it to Mr. Shi. I will move there and ask for advice sooner or later. Fan Jin refused again and again, and Squire Zhang became anxious and said, "You and I have known each other for a long time, just like flesh and blood. If you do this, you are alienated." "Fan Jin just accepted the money and bowed his thanks. After talking for a while, he bowed and said goodbye. Butcher Hu waited until he got on the sedan before he dared to walk out of the hall.

Fan Jin was about to take the money. He handed it to his wife to open and read, and saw a package of snow-white fine silk spindles. Even though there were two spindles wrapped, he asked Butcher Hu to come in, handed it to him and said, "I just bothered my father and brought five thousand dollars." Dad took the more than sixty taels of silver. The butcher held the silver tightly in his hand, stretched out his fist, and said, "Keep this for now." I originally gave it to you to congratulate you, so why did I take it back?" Fan Jin said, "You see, I still have a few taels of silver here. If you use it up, come back and ask dad for more. "The butcher quickly retracted his fist, put it in his waist, and said: "It doesn't matter, now that you are married to Mr. Zhang, why worry about not having any money? His family has more money than the emperor's family. !His family is my meat-selling customer. Even if they have nothing to do in a year, the meat costs four to five thousand jins. What’s the big deal?” He turned back to look at his daughter and said, “I brought the money this morning. Your brother who died for the plague still refused, so I said: "My aunt is not what he used to be. It is rare for someone to bring money to his door for him to use. I am afraid that my aunt is still not interested." 'It turned out to be true today! Now I'm going to the house where I took the money and scolded this slave who will cut off his head and shorten his life!" After talking for a while, he thanked him profusely, lowered his head, and left with a smile.

Ancient and Modern Different meanings

Toss - toss

To knock - to drink

To throw - to play