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Xiaoming chased Xiaohua for several years and proposed to her dozens of times.

Xiaohua finally agreed with him, but on one condition, the shoe box under the bed,

Unable to open it to see Xiaoming, she had to agree to her request. Five years passed in a hurry.

Xiaoming kept his promise and never called to see the shoebox again.

One day Xiaohua was not at home. Xiaoming couldn't help opening the box and found three eggs in it.

And 1200 yuan, Xiao Ming doesn't understand why he put eggs and money, so it's mysterious?

After Xiaohua came back, Xiaoming admitted peeking at the shoe box.

Xiaohua said, since you have seen the shoe box, I will tell you frankly.

I put an egg every time I cheat.

Xiao Ming thought that after five years of marriage, he had only cheated twice. Forget it, it's all yours: then why did you put the money in it?

Xiaohua: Whenever I collect a dozen eggs, I change them into money.