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Ancient folk funny proverbs?

Proverbs are rich in connotation, simple, catchy and have enduring charm. Do you know the funny proverbs of ancient people? The following are the ancient folk funny proverbs I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Excerpts from ancient folk funny proverbs

Longyou shallow water was played by shrimp, and the tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs.

The wicked are afraid of heaven, and the good do not bully it.

The wife who grows vegetables eats vegetable feet, while the wife who makes shoes goes barefoot.

If you have the money to kill people, you don't want to pay for it. If you have no money, you will go to jail.

Sichuan sun and Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.

Don't teach like a worm when you are young, and don't learn like a lazy dragon when you grow up.

There will always be a day to think about it, don't keep holding it.

Don't ask honor or disgrace when you get started, just look at your face.

A selection of ancient folk funny proverbs

An adopted daughter asks for a hundred things, but a horse cannot worry about a hundred things.

Cocks fight head-to-head, and couples quarrel without grudges.

He Miao disowned his parents and went home to plow the fields to get more food.

Ten chrysanthemums and nine yellows, ten women and nine mothers.

One chopstick is easy to break, and ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.

Roots are not afraid of the wind, so why should trees worry about the shadows?

In Jin Zijing, family members speak with one ear, while outsiders speak.

A horse in front of the door is not rich, and some people in the family are not poor.

Recommendation of ancient folk funny proverbs

One person is right, one person is superior.

For a time, strength lies in strength, and throughout the ages, victory or defeat lies in reason.

Your own fault doesn't count, so do others.

Good iron needs three heats, and good books need to be read a hundred times.

Nail the stake before tying the donkey and sow the nest before fishing.

Brothers don't bully their neighbors, nor do they bully their neighbors.

Ten plums are nine sour, ten immortals are nine greedy.

If you have a thousand dollars, you want to spend ten thousand dollars. When you become an emperor, you want to become an immortal.