The most low-key person is Sanya. He drives a Ferrari and calls himself Qiong B.

1. The most low-key person is the Sanya native. He drives a Ferrari and calls himself Qiong B.

2. There are two you in the world, one is a foodie, and the other is you who really wants to lose weight~

3. In fact, many people are not afraid of hitting the wall. With their The body can knock down the south wall.

4. What are men most afraid of? Woman! What is that woman most afraid of? Afraid of everything except men!

5. Life is like stabbing you with a knife over and over again, while blaming you for not becoming invulnerable for so long

6. "If you can guess where the coin is, With just your hand, I will help you realize three wishes," Thousand-Hand Guanyin said to me.

7. What is a hot item? It was just that I thought it was ugly at first, but after watching it a lot, I thought it was okay, but when I thought about not having the money to buy it, I suddenly felt ugly again.

8. It is recommended that Harley owners change their entire exhaust section to make the sound softer, otherwise as soon as you go out, the entire neighborhood will know that your wife is home alone.

9. The simplest social skill is to be beautiful, the most practical storage skill is to have a big house, the fastest problem-solving skill is to have a good brain, the most effective stress-reducing skill is to give up, and the most A useful way to save money is to make more money, and the most direct way to achieve peace of mind and happiness is to have a home and a mine!

10. There are three pigs in the pigsty, one is fat, one is thin, and the other is neither fat nor thin.

One day, the butcher came over sharpening his knife.

The fat pig thought: He must kill the lean pig, so that he will not gain weight just by eating.

The lean pig thought: He must kill the fat pig and sell it at a good price.

The neither fat nor thin pig thought: It’s never my turn.

Later, the butcher killed all three pigs. The three pigs were very calm before they died, and they all agreed that the butcher was fair and no one suffered any loss.

From: Joke Collection