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Do you know why hedgehogs are easy to get pregnant?
My girl was nearly twice as big as a common hedgehog when she was pregnant (1 year). )
2. The stool will be very thick, accompanied by some secretions, and I love to pee.
I don't like moving, I am lazy all day.
(But then again, fat people all over the world don't like to move ... embarrassed)
4. Will go to the fierce hedgehog
When I see the above three signs, I will isolate them.
5. There will be a black line in the middle of the belly in the late stage of female stabbing, which will become more and more obvious after birth.
6. Nipples will become more obvious
If it takes about 30 ~ 45 days (hedgehog is pregnant), there is still no sign of delivery.
Then ... you should get fat ... = = "
If you look closely, you can see that the black line in the middle of the stomach becomes more obvious (there is a small line near the forelimbs)
Then "ㄋㄟㄋㄟ" also stood out.
(I took this photo because my mother said she would give them a kiss and forced me to take it ... = =)
What should hedgehog do after pregnancy?
1. It takes about 30 days to isolate him to another space after it is confirmed that he is pregnant.
Try to keep the environment quiet and cool, and don't disturb him too much except the necessary feeding during the day.
So I will spread a lot of sand in his cage and put a permeable mat with holes in it.
If one day you suddenly hear the sound of a small animal in a cage.
Please don't be too curious to see it at once.
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