Tell me some jokes that can make people laugh.

1. The boss drove a new car today. I said, boss, this car is so handsome!

The boss said, young man, as long as you work hard, I will buy another one today next year!

No matter what happens, as long as there is something wrong, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, think about how to pass it on to others.

My friend is happy to have a baby, but he seems unhappy. Today, I saw his updated QQ status: I waited for my lover with joy in my last life, but I waited for gay friends in my last life!

4. I just had lunch in the restaurant and sat right below the air outlet of the air conditioner. I'm shivering with cold. I said to the waiter, hello, I'm cold. ? The waiter is a man, looking at me blankly and saying, what should I do? Why don't I hold you and eat?

5. Q: Haven't you been exercising? Why are you still so fat?

Aren't you working? Why are you still so poor?

6. A school exam: "What is the punishment for committing bigamy?"

The examinee replied, "Two mother-in-law."

7. Falling in love is like learning to ride a bike. When you don't study, no matter how careful you are, you will fall black and blue. When you learn it, you will find that no matter what you do, you can't catch up with Mercedes!

8. The biggest impact of losing weight on me is to change me from a fat man with a clear conscience to a fat man full of guilt and frustration about losing weight.