Girls blush when they hear jokes.

1. When I got home at night, my husband didn't put the key in the keyhole for a long time. . .

The daughter-in-law said angrily, "If it is a woman who opens the door, you must be anxious."

2. Wife: "Husband, do you often recall the good old days?"

Husband: "Well, yes!"

Wife: "What do you miss most?"

Husband: "When I don't know you!"

3. "Wife, did anyone praise you when you went out?"

"Praise me for what?"

"boast that you have the figure of an athlete!"

"no! Which sport is my figure suitable for? "

"Weightlifting."

4. I like to eat steamed eggs when I am pregnant, but I will get old every time I steam them. But my husband can steam fresh and delicious eggs every time he starts.

One day, my husband steamed eggs and I washed them.

After a while, he came over and said, "Do you know why you can't steam delicious eggs?"

"Why?"

"Because you have no eggs, you don't know the true meaning of eggs."

My husband is a chicken. I took his hand and said it was chicken feet. I pointed to his head and said it was a chicken head. I pointed to his eyes and said it was corn. When talking about the neck, I paused and said it was a chicken neck. . .

My husband suddenly became anxious when he heard this. He jumped up in disgust and corrected me: Have you no education? It's called a chicken neck!

6. My husband is an electrician. He found static electricity in my mobile phone. He immediately took the electric pen to measure the voltage, 1 10 volts, and then told me not to play with my mobile phone while charging.

Recently, I read the news that someone was electrocuted while taking a bath. My husband reminds me to turn off the switch of the electric water heater before taking a bath every day. I was so warm and moved that I praised him: "Husband, it's good to have you."

The husband said, "Of course, I'm an electrician. It would be a shame if my wife was electrocuted. "