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Lots of humorous jokes: Will you be my girlfriend?

1. Chasing girls. Me: "Will you be my girlfriend?"

She: "I think it would be better for us to be friends."

After 30 seconds, I asked again: "Be my daughter Can we be friends?"

Her: "It's really inappropriate!" Brother was furious and continued, "I chased you twice, but you refused. It's too shameful. No, you have to chase me instead. For once, let me reject you and regain my psychological balance!"

The woman had no choice but to say to me: "Handsome man, will you be my boyfriend?"

My brother replied, "Okay! "Holding hands successfully!

2. The girl is very rich. One evening, a young man was particularly kind to her. "You are so rich." He kissed her and said.

"Yes," she admitted candidly, "I'm worth a million dollars."

"Will you marry me?"

"No."

"I expected that."

"Then why do you ask?"

"I just want to experience it, be a human being What does it feel like when you lose a million dollars? ”

3. A certain tour group made poor arrangements and caused a strange man and woman to live in the same room and had nothing to say that night. In the morning, the woman was dressing up by the window. A strange wind blew her silk scarf to the tree. Just as she was about to leave, the man climbed up the tree to get the silk scarf to give to the woman. Unexpectedly, the woman slapped her face hard and cursed: "Idiot, the tree is so high that you can climb up, but the bed is so low that you can't climb up."

4. Perform a series of skits. Boy: "Originally, we had a good relationship, but it was all because of your mother." Girl: "It was your mother!" Boy: "It was your mother!" Girl: "Your mother

That's awesome!!" Boy: "Fuck you, no more rehearsing, no more rehearsing, what kind of line is this?!!"

5. Yesterday a classmate was sick. I took the 930 bus back to school to see her. It was a long way and I was afraid of being bored, so I bought a basketball magazine. I was fascinated by it all the way. When I looked up, I realized that I had passed the stop, so I got off the bus and sat back and continued reading. When I came back to my senses, I found out We passed the station again and had to get on the bus again, but the bus broke down on the road and we didn't arrive at school until late in the evening. I spent a whole day riding the bus.