I want to tell my boyfriend a joke to make him happy. Who will tell a joke?

I just chatted with my husband, and then I said, "If you want to raise Xiaomi, you have to raise a college student. Chunchun is very cute, don't you think, husband? "

My husband drove back and said, "Well! Hmm? What kind of honey to raise, what kind of college students to raise, as a man, can only raise a wife! "

Step 2 follow fate

Colleague asked: you are not young, why don't you find a girlfriend?

I said: Let it go!

Colleagues said: you deserve to be single, and all the monks in the temple say so.

3. He Jiong on Kneeling

My girlfriend ran out of the kitchen and asked me angrily, "Last time, was that dress I saw online expensive?"

I said piteously, "Not expensive."

She smiled at me: "Not expensive, right? Then you won't kneel. "

As soon as her voice fell, I stood up from the ground with my hands on the wall and trembling.

4. Many people forget things as soon as they kneel.

I made a mistake and was punished by my wife for a day. In the evening, the wife asked her husband, "Remember the reason why I told you to kneel?"

Husband: "I don't remember."

Wife: "Oh, it seems that kneeling is not enough?"

Husband: "No, no, no, it's because many people forget things."

5. Double Eleven

Wife: My husband bought her a shopping cart directly on the Double Eleven. Look at you again.

Husband: Haha, actually I'm ready.

Wife: You still want to surprise me? Come on, what did you bring me?

Husband: I didn't buy anything. I'm ready to be scolded by you.