Valentine's day funny sentences

1. Today, Chang 'e dated Bajie, and the swan met the toad, and the Weaver Girl obeyed the Queen Mother's orders and moved on. Don't be picky, don't wait, just have sex and love me.

2, I am infatuated with your heart, I will not die, you make me sad, you are my sweetheart, which represents my sincerity, I hope to get your concern, I wish you happiness in your heart! Die mercilessly!

If I were a billionaire, I would buy roses from all over the world for you. Am I rich? No, so I can only send you a short message wishing you a happy Valentine's Day, my friend.

On Valentine's Day, I miss you in the distance, hoping to become a homing pigeon and fly to you, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a bubble on your head!

5. Love letter, written by me; I made the call; Roses are from me; Blessing is what I said: Happy white day!

6. Valentine's Day costs a lot of money. For this day, many men decide to spend a month and tighten their belts for a month. Therefore, a kind female friend should give her boyfriend a gift in return and a belt in return.

7, steamed bread is valuable, steamed bread is more expensive, if there are ribs, both can be thrown. Happy Valentine's Day!

8. I use a Pentium kernel to cut good luck, copy happiness, paste good luck, send messages, open your files, download your data, and store "I love you" in your hard disk forever!

9. On Valentine's Day, the little panda said to his mother in dismay: Now all the girls in the class ignore me. Mom asked inexplicably, why, haven't they always praised your' sunglasses' as cool? Panda said that red contact lenses are popular this year. They all went after that little white bastard.

10, rose? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! Happy Valentine's Day!

1 1, my love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

12, the mountain has no edges, and heaven and earth are in harmony. I want to make you happy; The sea can dry up, stones can rot, and I can't leave you; To the end of the world and the end of the earth, I will find you; The land is barren and the sky is old. I don't care about you at all!

13, buy your own roses, forget it, people will laugh; Buy chocolate, forget it, it will get fat; Light a candle, forget it, there is no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

14, I have a dream, I really want to be your cup: get up every day, kiss me, take me to work and school, miss me when you are thirsty, hold me in your hand all the time, and love me forever.

15, affectionate as rain, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything goes without saying! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

16, Valentine's Day, please take love as the cover, lovers as the center, gather old lovers in secret, meet old lovers in secret under the moon, find infatuated people online, and accelerate the development of young lovers. If there are no lovers during the holiday, go home and coax your wife.

17, Valentine's Day, I just want to say to you: I don't love you, it's impossible; I don't love you, which is unreasonable; I don't want you, (www.lz 13.cn) is more unjust than Dou E: I don't send you a text message, but it's lightning and thunder.

18, my feelings for you are too strong, thicker than coffee, thicker than sesame paste, and thicker than eight-treasure porridge; I miss you so much that I broke the telephone pole and burned the phone card. Will you be my Valentine's Day?

19, love is a two-way choice, because loving me will never quit. Love is a one-man show, and you will always be my protagonist. Love is the sole agent and I am your copyright. Home is a natural partnership. If you join, you can't quit. Please be careful in managing love!

20. I miss that you broke the telephone line, burned the mobile phone card, emptied your wallet and took all the sleeping pills. Hey! But I still miss you. Happy Valentine's Day!

2 1. Two frogs fell in love in the park. The male frog hugged and hugged the female frog, and the female frog sighed and said, alas! I really miss you when you were a child, without arms and legs. Not like now. Touch your hands as soon as you meet!

22. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is that with you around, idiots will finish reading it. Happy Valentine's Day!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

24. The route of "Pursuit of Love" on Valentine's Day: Go to the Aegean Sea quickly, leave the "sad Pacific Ocean", "Love is on the other side" is no longer far away, "Love's title song" becomes the pilot song, and SMS gives birth to "Love's wings", sending deep blessings: I wish you a happy Valentine's Day trip to the "Danube of Love"!

25. Honey, it's another Valentine's Day. I don't know how many chocolates I gave you, but I clearly saw …! Can I send slimming tea instead this year?

26. The husband is a big tree and must be embraced; Lovers are grass and must be protected. Plant a big tree and a meadow. Enjoy the cool under the big tree and walk the birds on the grass. Harmonious society, environmental protection, I wish all brothers and sisters a happy Valentine's Day!

27. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

28, life is like a play, there are joys and sorrows, can not be lacking! Valentine's day, don't play coloratura, don't play acrobatics, just send you a message seriously, I love you!