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Bask in your own demolition, and talk about 48 sentences in the collection.

Let's talk about the feeling of demolition. Article 1 1. Congratulations on your new home and send my best wishes. May your life be better!

Fortunately, I moved and cleaned up. Although I am very tired, I suddenly feel full of happiness and my daily life with my husband.

On the sixteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, the sunshine was just right, so we moved to a new home! Sleep in my big Simmons at night, don't be too comfortable!

I'm moving, but I can't bear to sell my old house. I have too many memories here, so I miss the happy time spent here. I hope I can come back again.

I don't cry when I move, I can't afford to get out of bed, I don't cry when I go to the hospital, I don't cry when I come home in the rain, I'm afraid I won't cry.

6. You can throw away many things. Every time you move, you will lose some unnecessary items, and you can also sort out your own items comprehensively to make your life more comfortable and relaxed.

7. congratulations Moved to a new home!

8. After the play was updated, I rummaged through the drawers and moved to a new home. My mother packed my things and happened to see my childhood memories in the drawer. It was nice and white in Yun Lan at that time. Students are happy to buy ten strings of bean skins for one yuan. Now the files are gone, the documents are gone, and everything around them is gone. Fortunately, the memories are still there. For better or worse, pay tribute to this decade.

9. I have moved to a new home, and my parents have worked hard. Thank you, uncle, and try to save money next year! ! !

1 1. Life is getting better and better. We all choose to move for a reason. Either the living conditions are too bad, or the rent is too expensive, or the living place is too far from the work place. So we usually move to a place with better living conditions, cheaper rent or more convenient work.

12. Calculate it carefully. This is the seventh time to move. I'm tired every time. I don't want to convince myself to do one thing well every day. I blindly convince myself every day that I dare not even think about living, let alone living.

13. Cold! Move it. Birthday! I didn't receive it. Happy birthday, huh! Being criticized by my dad for poor decoration! After a busy day, my legs are almost broken, but I am not excited to move to a new home at all. I thought today was my birthday and I lived in a new home, so I could celebrate it, but the fact can only be described as a mess. My heart is so tired. Obviously Libra, why Virgo's character!

14. Moving can really make people very anxious and tired, but I am still very happy to think that I can go out and live by myself and feel that I can do a lot of things I want to do.

15. Moving is hard and tiring, and packing is the most painful thing. Everyone who moves gets hurt!

16. Yesterday, Ms. Zhang, who lives near Dawang Road, was going to move to a new house to buy some kitchen knives. When buying knives at Muji Chaoyang Joy City Store, the staff in the store asked Ms. Zhang to show her ID card, otherwise she could not buy knives.

17. Now it has become a common practice for migrant workers to move from one place to another. I don't know how many times I will have to move in the future. However, I am ready to move at any time. However, no matter how many times I moved, my mind and soul did not move. If the mind and soul have moved so that they don't know themselves, it's really nothing.

18. It snowed, had a snowball fight, moved to a new home, flourished, and the financial resources were rolling in. Well, I don't think I photographed the main characters today.

19. A habit of Chinese New Year is to go to the supermarket with my mother to buy a lot of delicious food at home. I seldom go to RT Mart since I moved to a new home, alas.

20. Moving for the fifth time in Beijing. Although I was very tired, I still found the house and life I wanted.

2 1. I will move to a new house early tomorrow morning. It's so cold. Although all kinds of heart jams today, they are all covered up by parents' expectations.

22. I moved to a new home and dreamed for a few days. In my dream, I have been living in an old house, or those familiar environments, or those familiar rhythms, or those familiar faces. I am very happy in my dream.

23. Closer to the company, the mood is getting better and better. Don't get up early to catch the subway bus, don't live in a hurry, and don't worry about being late.

24. I have moved to a new home and I am not used to sitting in the toilet, so I often find a high school classmate to go to the dry toilet. One day, I went out with a piece of paper, and my mother said silently, I went to ask your shit friend again.

You need to register your ID card to buy a kitchen knife in Beijing. Today, I invited my friends to dinner to celebrate my new home. I decided to cook some dishes and have a few drinks. Unexpectedly, I went to more than a dozen supermarkets, vegetable markets and hardware stores, and I didn't buy a kitchen knife. Finally, I was told not to sell kitchen knives in small shops and supermarkets in Beijing. I have to go to a specialty store to register my ID card. Damn it! I only spent 760 yuan to buy an imported kitchen knife in a specialty store.

26. Moving is too tiring. Light the candle and smell it.

27. I moved yesterday and it went well. I am happy and not bored, and the process is not bad!

28. I packed my things and prepared to move out of this place. I have a feeling of reluctance in my heart. It seems that this place doesn't belong, but I shed too many emotions.

29. Moving is always a dilemma, and the accumulated memory can't stop the cruelty of reality. Without your own house, the sooner you move, the better.

30. On the first day of moving to a new house, the power went out. Looking at the brightly lit building opposite, I said that bitterness comes first, and then sweetness comes last. The baby is very good and happy to receive positive education.

3 1. The complex mood of moving and packing is beyond ordinary people's understanding.

32. I'm so tired. I haven't moved for two years, and I have saved a lot of things unconsciously.

33. The bees built a new nest and brewed a jar of honey. Swallows have built new nests and hatched a group of lovely swallows; Ants dug new holes and prepared a warehouse of winter food; You moved to a new house, too. You are sure to make a lot of money.

34. Moving is really tiring. I'm exhausted.

35. Mommy's new home is finished, and she can move to a new home this year! Look at her happy!

36. Every time I move, I feel very painful in an instant. I can't stand just packing. There are too many things piled up.

37. A happy life is created by hard-working hands when you live and work in peace and contentment and move on an auspicious day!

38. I dreamed of moving last night. I thought I was happy to finally have my own room. It was a dream.

39. The most troublesome thing about moving is packing. All kinds of irregular things are the most difficult to pack. It bothers me to think about it!

40. The bell rings at 0: 00, wishing me a smooth new home after the New Year. And smooth job hopping.

4 1. Moving is tiring, and packing is even more tiring. A bunch of things that I don't know how to classify and how to pack!

42. Sincere old friends! Congratulations, may your life get better and better! When you move to a new home, don't forget your old friends.

43. Legend of Happy Grass: One leaf is faith, two leaves are hope, three leaves are love and four leaves are luck. I want to give you four leaves of clover to achieve your goal. I wish you a happy move and a promotion step by step.

44. Moving makes my mood suddenly fall to the bottom, because I really hate moving, and it is not easy to find a suitable house near my workplace in a short time.

45. Have a good weekend. From now on, tomorrow is the day to move to a new home. Three weeks of war is finally coming to an end and life is getting better and better.

46. Congratulations, you have moved to a new home, and send my regards to wish you a better life.

47. I just started my job recently, moved and adapted to the new environment. Life is fast and stressful. I almost fell asleep after returning home for a few days, very tired and full.

Collected 48 classic aphorisms and sentences encouraging self-modesty.

Classic aphorism encouraging self-modesty 1. Always worried about lack, full of worries. Jian Wendi

2. A fool is conceited, and his complacency is just the shortcoming of being laughed at and ridiculed, and he often exaggerates what should be regarded as a great shame. -krylov

All I want to do is reach out and reap the crops that others have sown for me. -Goethe

4. Be modest. Never think you know everything. No matter how much others value you, you should always have the courage to say to yourself, "I have no knowledge." Pavlov

Being lazy in thinking, unwilling to delve into and deeply understand, complacent or content with insignificant knowledge are all reasons for poor intelligence. This kind of poverty is usually called by one word, which is "stupid". Gorky

6. Don't be silly, or you will be smashed sooner or later; Don't be too slippery, or you will be played sooner or later; Don't be too bad, or you will be kicked sooner or later; Don't be too treacherous, or you will get caught sooner or later; Be true, be kind, be beautiful, be modest and prudent, and be able to endure hardships in order to be smooth and happy!

7. Only the strong are modest.

8. When you are full of gas, you will be exposed, and when you are full, you will be new. Kun Lv

9. When you first enter the workplace, you have a wonderful idea and urge yourself to do it well. It is better to enter the role as soon as possible. Don't wait for others to teach you everything, just ask questions when you meet them, and don't pretend to understand, be modest and arrogant. I wish you a happy career!

10. Most people who owe their luck to their intelligence have an unfortunate ending.

1 1. A wide river is calm, and a learned man is modest.

12. Never think that you know everything. -Pavlov

13. Complacency is our terrible trap; Besides, we dug this trap ourselves. -Lao She

14. Ah! Praise, coming out of my mouth, how boring! -Montesquieu

15. Only by understanding others' viewpoints with an open mind and consulting others with an open mind can we brainstorm. -Kōnosuke Matsushita

16. As the saying goes, shine on you is better than blue; But as the saying goes, ginger is still old and spicy. Don't look down on teachers, masters or elders, and don't always think that others are not as good as you. Remind young friends that modesty is always a virtue!

17. Conceit is the destruction of any art. Pride is a terrible misfortune. Dimitrov

18. If you want to be elegant, listen to others first.

19. Modesty is the highest self-denial skill.

20. My motto is: People should not be arrogant, but not arrogant. -Xu Beihong

2 1. It is inferiority to think too low of yourself because of pain. -Spinoza

22. Strong debaters pretend to be wrong, while humble people don't argue. -Lin Bu

Self-dissatisfaction is one of the fundamental characteristics of any truly talented person. -Chekhov

24. Lei Feng: Youth is always beautiful, but true youth only belongs to those who always strive for the top, those who always forget their work and those who are always modest!

Classic aphorism 25 that encourages self-modesty. Proud people always destroy themselves in pride.

26. Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind. We should always remember this truth. Mao Zedong

27. People with a little knowledge are not modest; A well-informed and capable person must be modest. -Xie Juezai

28. When I count many wonderful creations invented by human beings in art and literature, and then review my knowledge, I feel that I am simply humble. Galileo

29. In fact, the pine tree is the deepest tree in the tree kingdom. He doesn't say anything, he doesn't show himself, and he always does what he should do silently. This modesty and steadiness is what our younger generation needs to learn.

30. Modesty is loved by all for a long time, and pride is lonely for a long time. -Proverbs

3 1. Never get stuck in pride. Because once you are proud, you will be stubborn when you agree; Because once you are proud, you will refuse other people's suggestions and friendly help; Because once you are proud, you will lose your objective standards. -Pavlov

In order to completely prevent and overcome subjectivism to varying degrees, we can only ask ourselves to be truly open-minded in everything.

Most people who attribute their luck to their cleverness and cleverness have an unfortunate ending. bacon

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guardian of virtue.

35. Humility can make a soldier more beautiful. Ostrovsky

36. The first condition of success is true modesty. I am willing to let go of all my preconceptions about myself, as long as I see a conflict with the truth. Spencer

37. Virtue also deceives those who are too modest; Silence, obedience, silence or concealment. -Xu Xuemo

38. I seem to be a cow, eating grass and milking. -Lu Xun

39. If a person does not overestimate himself, he will be much higher than he estimated.

40. You can't judge a person by his initial impression. Virtue is often covered by modesty, and shortcomings are often covered by hypocrisy. Jean de Labruyere

4 1. Being humble because of its humble position is not a great thing. Being humble when praised is a great and rare act. Saint Barnard

42. Never think you know everything. No matter how highly people think of you, you should have the courage to say to yourself: I know nothing. -Pavlov

43. An arrogant person won't grow up, because he won't like serious advice.

44. Virtue is based on those who are self-defeating. -Fang Xiaoru

45. Ignorant people are as blind as pigs. They scoff at knowledge, study and academic achievements, but they don't know that they are enjoying all academic achievements. -"Fables of krylov"

46. Modesty and greatness are close neighbors.

47. In order to completely prevent and overcome subjectivism in different degrees, we can only ask ourselves to be truly open-minded when things happen. -Deng Tuo

48. In the history of thought, modesty is almost always directly proportional to the talent of scholars, while immodesty is inversely proportional. -plekhanov

A free and easy mood that can't keep love and can't let go

The free and easy mood of letting go of love is 1. I was eager to be with someone for a long time. Later, I was glad that I left.

2. I thought I would grow up and live an indifferent and low-key life; I thought loneliness and pride would be more interesting.

3. Life needs subtraction. The human mind is like a container. After a long time, there will be sediment in it. Every once in a while, we should clear the sediment in our mind in time, put it down when it is time to put it down, forget what we should forget and let ourselves start over. Don't let the past become a burden to the present. Only by traveling light can we go further.

Let's put aside all the unpleasantness of the past and cherish all the hopes of the present and the future.

Many things are beyond my control, even if I am lonely again, I still have to go on. Don't stop and don't look back.

6. Your departure taught me a lot, and finally I learned to give up, giving up those burdens that I should put down. If I am white-haired and my face is withered, will you still hold my hand and be gentle?

Whenever I make up my mind to let go, you always come back and give me a hand, and then turn around and leave. Why are you so cruel to me? I beg you to leave me alone.

8. Really, as long as you are willing to let go, you can get your freedom back. -Yi Shu

9. This fleeting brush hurts you and me. I really want to go back to the beginning, when you and I didn't know each other. We walked happily and safely on the old road set by fate, rain or shine.

10. I always miss you and never stop sleeping.

1 1. Try to break free from the bondage of caring, cut off the crazy growth of thoughts in spring, summer, autumn and winter with bitter tears, bury the blurred face deeply in the memory, and let the tears of Jing Jing stand on tiptoe and fly down, leaving behind the past life that wants to embrace you.

12. Don't feel that life owes you. Actually, it's not a good time or you haven't worked hard enough.

13. Time is getting farther and farther. When you look back, you will find that what you thought you couldn't let go was just a springboard for the moment of life. If you skip it, you can.

14. I am lovelorn, like a dusty gold coin. If I rub it, it will glow again.

15. If rational analysis can't support you to make a decision, leave it to your heart.

16. Is the first love of childhood friends doomed to break up?

17. As long as you persist for a while, you can reach the other side of happiness.

18. If you miss someone and find that you can't catch him, let go. If you entangle, it will hurt you and ruin you. Even if you are lonely inside, don't try to find warmth in fantasy. Life is impermanent, no one can dominate others, but everyone can control himself. Everything is illusory, returning to the real moment.

19. Crying doesn't mean I give in, taking a step back doesn't mean I give up, and letting go doesn't mean I give up. Just because I smile doesn't mean I am happy. Slowly banish me to loneliness. Close your eyes and feel what heartache is with tears.

20. You are cruel to me, and the past is like yesterday.

2 1. If you don't pick flowers in spring, you still have spring.

22. For those who don't love you, you should know how to let go. For those who love you, you should be grateful. You don't need to be too self-abased and confident. -Zhang Ailing

23. No matter how good things are, even if you hold on to them tightly, you will eventually let them go. We can't catch anything. We should pursue less deliberately in our limited life, cherish when we have it, and be free and easy after we lose it. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it will only be sad and lonely without the company of people who love you. People who love you are the most beautiful background in your life. Only cherish time and fate, the road will be beautiful and the ending will be less regrettable.

If you knew me before, maybe you will forgive me now.

I am lonely, who will accompany me lonely and sad, who will accompany me sad and happy, who will accompany me happy.

26. Let go and don't make yourself too tired.

27. I am very kind and forgive you, but I won't be stupid enough to trust you again.

28. If sincerity is a kind of harm, I choose lies; If a lie is a kind of injury, I choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, I choose to leave.

29. The reason is determined by heaven, not by man. There is a kind of appearance, until we break up, we know it is attachment; There is a feeling that I didn't realize it was heartache until I left; There is a state of mind, until I can't sleep, only to find that it is acacia; There is a fate, until I wake up, it is clear that it is eternal. There is a longing that when you get to know each other, you will know that one day you will become attached; There is a feeling that when you never leave, you will understand that one day you will be heartbroken …

Sadly, I have to vent my feelings in my personality network.

3 1. When you lose me, you will understand that no one will treat you like me.

I used to think that we would never be apart, but unfortunately that was just my idea.

33. Cigarettes, like feelings, cannot be changed. If you change it, it will be tasteless.

34. Love means letting go and giving him blue sky. Love has to wait, as long as time is still there, you will meet again. Love must be free and easy, even if it is no longer in contact, it must be able to withstand loneliness. Love needs fate, and love also needs a busy career. We can't guess others, at least be honest with ourselves.

35. If the explanation is not changed, why not explain it when it is time to explain?

36. Is it time to let go? In the story of you and her, I saw my vulnerability and looked back a thousand times. I tried to recall my previous happiness, but tears have overwhelmed all my strength. No one can see my sadness and no one can understand me.

37. When you dress up and become someone else's bride, I will never talk about the past again.

38. It is always simple to say, and it is hard to avoid sadness.

39. Everything that doesn't belong to you. Life is not for fantasy and memory, but for thinking and pursuit! Life is like tea, you should not only know how to brew it, but also know how to taste it! The road of life is long or short. The value of youth is not because of those young days, but because of that heart full of courage and enthusiasm.

40. When I took off my disguise and walked towards you, I realized that I was a joke.

4 1. Although the world is full of holes, there is really nothing to worry about. Every hole will be filled by someone. However, if we give up what we should do easily. The world will give up on us. Finally, even the corner is not hidden for us.

42. Two scarred hearts are entangled with each other until the end of the road. This repetitive ending is frightening. It hurts to look at those so-called drops around me. Pick up the state of mind that has been scattered for a long time, there is a future, not just today.

43. Don't lose yourself in the dark, and then you will get close to the light!

44. If I change one day, please remember that there is a saying that I owe you.

I don't know what the pressure has brought me, but I don't know if I can survive if I add the pressure of love.

46. If I can fall in love again, I will record every bit in my diary. Even if one day is not important, I can look at the words and slowly recall; If I can fall in love again, I will control myself. Even if I like that person again, I won't announce that I love you in a high-profile way from the beginning. If I can fall in love again, I will definitely abandon all doubts. Even if that person has more past, I won't let her tell all the secrets.

47. I can't be your only one, but I also want to be your image.

48. Failure is success. Her stepmother didn't help her when she saw her child fail!

A collection of 48 sad words when you lose your temper and quarrel.

In real life, I believe everyone will quarrel with others sometimes. When quarreling, they are usually impulsive. No one will think that quarreling will hurt feelings. After quarreling, you will calm down and regret. Don't let bad emotions control you. What are the sentences that you regret after quarreling?

It's sad to lose your temper and quarrel (I) 1. Don't regret after leaving, and don't recover after your heart is dead.

2. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of my life; I deeply regret making you angry and annoying; Punish me as much as I want, complain as much as I want, even if I kneel to death, I am willing; Please forgive me, as long as you accept my apology, I will do all the cooking and cooking!

3. What do you think is the responsibility? You think the responsibility is to be together all your life and throw some money at home. The real responsibility is to care about the feelings of the people you love every minute.

4. Why do you break up when you clearly love each other? Why do I want to hurt you when I miss you? We often make wrong decisions and do wrong things, not because we have no judgment, but because we are excited at the moment. If you really love someone, then you should try to make yourself understand each other calmly. Not impulsive, but also a kind of love.

Where there is hope, there is disappointment. When you grow up, you learn to understand that there will always be countless small disappointments in life; That's a disappointment to others, and it's also a disappointment to myself. Anyway, don't let these tiny disappointments crush my hopes, don't be too hard on yourself, and don't be too hard on those who love you so much. There are a lot of unfairness and helplessness he feels when he is with you, and the most important one is probably dissatisfaction with fame and fortune. For example, through your efforts, you can completely change the status quo, but the past remains the same; With your education, you can evaluate the professional title, but you don't; You can be promoted through your talents. You still care about me. Listen to our memories, remember our memories, you can't be cruel.

6. I had a quarrel with my mother today, yelled and regretted crying. I feel so unfilial. I know I was wrong, but I don't apologize. I feel terrible. I want to express it, but will she understand or am I sorry for my mother? I love you and hope you understand me.

7. Do I have the deepest despair, that is, you know your own desires, but you have to turn a deaf ear.

8. After quarreling with my mother, Citron Tea regretted yelling at her mother.

9. Don't turn other people's lives into your own, and don't let your bad mood control you. Good days are always more than bad days, and good days are always more than bad days. Everything is fine.

10. I am still in this slow-paced town. There is no smell of sea breeze in the morning, no tidal feeling in the air, no mild climate, no dimples and squinting you. But anyway, thank you for giving me the color of the sea.

1 1. I really want to sleep all the time, because the morning sun is too dazzling, and I can't see the world clearly.

12. If you send a message to someone who likes you, he will reply you with 5000 words. If you send 5000 words to someone who doesn't like you, he will only reply.

13. Your reproach is like waves coming in layers, impacting my soul. Coupled with the cold eyes attacking my soul, my spirit has gradually collapsed, and my whole heart is struggling with remorse and self-blame. Please send me a message to help me!

14. Don't impart your most touching emotional intelligence to people who don't love you.

15. Someone will still be nice to you, so you don't have to accompany you everywhere.

16. How to give up, so hard to forget, that memory belongs to us.

17. Time won't make you forget him, it will only make you get used to not having him.

18. Hello, my dearest good friend, I'm not angry anymore. Can I take you to dinner?

19. I am most afraid that I have decided not to have you in my life, but suddenly I receive your letter.

20. If you make my heart die, from now on, no matter how much you say, I will only take it as a joke.

2 1. Youth is gone, and time is hard to stay; Love is gone, but it is really hard to accept; Don't let Bai Yunfei, don't let the truth pay off; Your tenderness is my waiting in this life, forgive me! Love you forever and never look back, forget how you can!

Please don't mention the past. Sadness will heal itself.

I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to turn around, waiting for you to like me, waiting for you to grow up with me.

24. The more memories, the more painful it is. ...

It's sad to lose your temper and quarrel (Chapter 2) 25. Even if severely trampled by the iron hoof of fate, it will stubbornly grow its own roots.

26. Don't buy suspicious things, and don't love uncertain things. I am in charge of my affairs, and peace of mind is the first. It is better to forget with a smile than to recall with sadness.

27. The story is still too long to be disappointed.

28. If one day you find that I don't care so much, it's not understanding, it's giving up.

29. I won't always remember him, but it hurts to think of him occasionally.

30. There is no reason to love you, just a heart that will never change!

Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a glass of forgetfulness water.

When everything is over, the most embarrassing thing is that it is as clear as yesterday.

33. It's never important. It's only needed occasionally.

34. Time didn't wait for me. You forgot to take me.

35. Pursue ten people who are one's own. In this life, when feelings are true, you may not be able to say that every word is from the heart.

36. A silly me, made an unintentional mistake, I hope you can forget; A stupid heart, with supreme true feelings, only wishes it will be sunny after the rain. I love you deeply and look forward to your understanding!

We just need to work hard. Anyway, running is much better than sitting still

38. Between your thoughts, it makes me emotional.

You knew I would be sad, but you did it anyway.

40. Loneliness in the middle of the night makes the deepest vulnerability in the bones pour out of control.

4 1. Affection is not affection, but imagination is too beautiful.

42. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are alive, while people are alive.

43. The vast sea of people is nothing more than self-hypnosis.

44. Our meeting was warm, understanding each other was sincere, and cherishing each other was intimate. If there is an occasional conflict, it is absolutely unintentional. My concern for you is warm, and my apology is sincere!

45. I just want to find someone I like, but I really don't want to perfunctory myself.

46. I always quarrel with my mother. I regret every quarrel, but I don't know how to say sorry to her. Sometimes I feel sad when I quarrel, but at the top, what I said is the most ugly and hurtful.

47. Can those irrelevant people leave my life alone?

48. There is always someone who can hurt you completely with one sentence.