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Only when there is a long queue at the railway station do I really realize that I am a "descendant of the dragon".
I was going to walk around the rivers and lakes, but now I meet you, I can stop for a while.
People always say that when God closes a door for you, it will open a window for you. At that time, I felt that God had either forgotten me or installed security window for me.
5. You don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured. I like you. This is a disease. There is no cure.
6. Every time I go to the ATM to withdraw money, I always take 100. ATM sounds like I have to pay tens of thousands of dollars.
7. Selling cute for a thousand times in my last life finally brought you a look back in this life.
7. It hurts everyone but me. Except that I have no money to spend, I live very smartly; In addition to no background, there are scenes around; No one can do it except yourself! 0
9. Want to buy a car recently. My dad took me to all the luxury car 4S stores in the city. I am very touched. Well, it is better to be a family. After leaving the store, my dad turned to me and said, "Look, these cars are not allowed to hit in the future!" "
1 I wanted to turn life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, days have become my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune;
1 1. Men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.
12. I learned sacred knowledge. It's an academic stain that you should measure it with scores!
13. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.
14. My mother said that the prodigal son won't exchange gold, and whoever gives me gold won't exchange it.
15. A girl shouted at the beautiful mountains and rivers: motherland! My mother! A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law
15. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
17. The so-called dilemma is to look up and double chin!
18. Although not tall, but! Can continue to gain weight.
19. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and one month will do. It is an illusion to think that the other person likes you. I feel that the other person hates you, and nine times out of ten it is true. 2 1. One rainy day, I was walking on the road. A Mercedes-Benz flew past me and splashed mud all over me. Looking at the distant figure, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own!
22. Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!
23. When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. I am so principled because I can't hate a man with vision.
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