Children's humorous jokes

People who can tell jokes are people with a sense of humor, and the possibility of suffering from depression is greatly reduced. Take a look at my collection of children's humorous jokes and your humor index!

Children's humorous jokes 1

1, quarreling with his wife.

The four-year-old son went over to his mother and said, Mom, you go and buy some beautiful clothes, and then put on high heels, and dad won't argue with you. ?

The wife was puzzled, and the son said, It's beautiful to dress up as my aunt every day. My father is very kind to my aunt. ?

The black line on my wife's face makes me messy in the wind.

Yesterday, I drove with two children in the third grade of primary school and listened to them sing:? Holding the enemy's wife, forward, forward, forward, forward. . . ?

God, you guys are so happy. . .

3. dad:? It will be my birthday soon. What are you going to give me?

Son:? Dad, stop it. I'm only in the third grade of primary school. No money! ?

Dad:? Son of a bitch, I raised you for nothing. ?

Son:? oh . Old rabbit, shall I go to the kitchen and get you a carrot?

4, 5-year-old nephew likes to scribble, often saying what this painting is and what it is.

On this day, I took a picture he had drawn before and asked him: What did you draw?

He tilted his head for a long time and said to me, why didn't you ask me earlier? Who can remember after all this time? ! ! ?

Me. . .

My brother went to work, and my nephew said goodbye to her husband. The nephew bowed his head and played with toys and said, Don't come back until you catch the sheep. . .

My brother was walking at the door and almost tripped when he heard this. . .

6. My four-year-old nephew was beaten for not eating well and scolded by his mother. Then Xiong Haizi actually said that he would jump off the building and put out a foot outside the balcony. . .

His mother said that if you jump, you will turn into a meat pie and blow you up.

As a result, he said that I would never give you food again and went back to the living room to watch TV in tears.

7. My nephew is seven years old. When I was in primary school, I heard that he talked about a girlfriend. He called me before, but he didn't tell me this time. . .

My sister asked him, and he said, what do you have to say to the bachelor? . .

I depend, these days, people who have girlfriends are really fucking hanging! ! !

8. Xiaoming stuffed a handful of dates into his pocket. When I was bored in class, I began to eat dates.

As a result, the teacher found out, walked up to him, put his hand in front of him, and then he. . . He spat jujube stones into the teacher's hand. . .

9. Ask your son at night: What's mother's sister's name?

The son answered? Call aunt?

? What's mom's name?

? Call grandma?

? What's dad's name?

? Call grandpa?

? What's dad's son's name?

My son is very stupid. . . Think for a long time and ask me? Do you have a son?

10, my son is in grade one. Menstruation came to play at home and teased him: he went to primary school. Do you have a girlfriend?

Son: Haven't you found it yet?

Aunt: What are you pinching?

Son: I have to divide classes in the fourth grade, and now I can't find stability. . .

Children's humorous jokes 2

In the evening, my 7-year-old daughter and I chatted while watching TV.

My daughter asked me:? Mom, is dad your boyfriend?

I told my daughter that I used to be, but now I'm not.

She asked again why?

Me:? Your father was my classmate, then my friend, then my boyfriend, then he became my mother's husband, and now he is my daughter's father. ?

After listening, my daughter suddenly opened her mouth wide, and after a while she exclaimed: Gee, your relationship is really complicated! ?

I bought a hamburger in the street. When I get home, my husband and daughter will eat it.

The second-rate husband said: you are still young, there are many delicious foods, and it is not too late to eat again!

Who knows, my daughter came and said, You are so old, you haven't eaten anything delicious, and you have the face to take it from me!

3. I heard two children talking on the bus. One child said: Every family has its own problems! ?

The other one took the message: Your house is just a difficult book to read, and I am a TM sutra depository. ?

Suddenly I sighed: No matter how sad your family life is, your understanding is really high, my child!

4. Dad: You should set a good example for your sister.

Son: But she won't listen to me.

Dad: That means you are an incompetent person.

Son: Then she won't listen to you either!

My son will recite an ancient poem for me after school, so I will let him recite one to see how excited he is. He has a good example of apostasy: when I asked your students under a pine tree, "my teacher," he replied, "went to collect herbs." Dead on this mountain, how do I know, through all these clouds? .

Me. . .

;