Dung beetles is joking, too.

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

9.

This ant

One day, an ant was sunbathing when he suddenly saw an elephant in low spirits.

go on foot

Stand up and straighten your front legs. The rabbit next to you asked what you were doing.

The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~"

Keep your voice down

Watch me kick him. "

10.

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried, why are you so stupid? You will die if you cut so hard! Father Earthworm said weakly: ... suddenly want to play football.

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One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house: son ... what are you doing?

..... it's all on fire, and it still doesn't come out.

..... the son replied.

I'm putting on socks ... my mother said again, what socks to wear when there is a fire ... Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out ... My mother shouted nervously, son, what are you doing? appear

~

They are all on fire, and they are still inside ... My son said, I took off my socks. ........

12.

A man went fishing by the river, first wearing a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, but he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ no choice but to change earthworms ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was angry ~ and took out 100 RMB.

Fell into the water and cursed: what to eat! Buy it yourself! ! !

13.

The Weaver Girl came down to take a bath and got to know the Cowherd, and interpreted a love story that made the gods cry. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must take a bath outside. .....

14.

Xiao Ming returned to the classroom after going to the toilet and told the teacher that there were many ants in the toilet. ..

The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Xiaoming: What did the ants say?

Xiaoming looked blank ... and said, Ant, he didn't say anything. ...

15.

Son: Mom, I failed the math exam today.

. Mother: What's the matter? Is there a problem?

Son: The teacher asked me 2*3=? I said =6. Mother: That's right. Then what? Son: Then the teacher asked me 3*2=?

Mother: Isn't it the same? Son: That's what I said. ..

16.

A prisoner was shot. Bullets are produced in a county, and the quality is not good. The first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired ... the third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: You strangle me, so scary! ~

17.

Dung beetles and mosquitoes meet for the first time. Dung beetles: What do you do? Mosquito: Nurse, give me an injection.

Dung beetles grabbed the mosquito's hand and wept bitterly: Fate, I'm also a doctor, Chinese medicine, and I pinch pills.

18.

When someone was eating, he couldn't see a piece of beef in the beef Lamian Noodles, so he pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: Why is there no beef in Lamian Noodles? The boss said flatly, don't take it too seriously. You still expect a wife who eats old woman's cake?

19.

One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!