Your deskmate's complete lines in Zhao Benshan's sketch

Shenyang: Happy New Year! (Turning to Marxism) The classmate you asked me to find for you has been found. Here it is. Let's go

Marxism: Don't worry, son, you'd better go first! Dad was nervous and his heart was pounding.

Shenyang: Look at you, Dad, how did you end up like this? What are you afraid of when you meet your classmates? (Marxism) Go, go!

Marxism: Listen to Dad. Go ahead. Knock on the door. If an old man comes out, ask Aunt Qin Gui if she is at home. If an old lady comes out, ask if you are Aunt Qin Gui. If so, son (takes a letter out of his arms), give this letter to her, and don't let the old man see it! (Pushing Shenyang) Go, go!

Shenyang: (comparing OK gestures) Oh! (Knocking on Qin Gui's door) Is your father at home?

Marxism: Ouch! Don't shout like that. Can you tell who it is?

Shenyang: Yes! Yes! Yes! (continues to knock on Qin Gui's door) Is there an old man at home?

Marxism: Hello?

Shenyang: People? (continues knocking at the door) Hello? (humming a ditty)

Qin Gui: (opens the door) Who are you looking for?

Shenyang: Guess?

Qin Gui: Gee, this kid, where can I guess?

Shenyang: Find someone for you.

Qin Gui: Who is it?

Shenyang: Your deskmate.

Qin Gui: deskmate?

Shenyang: Your classmate, Marxism!

Qin Gui: Oh, my God, I know Marxism. Who are you?

Shenyang: I'm his father! No, he's my son ... No, guess who I am?

Qin Gui: Are you his son?

Shenyang: You guessed it!

Qin Gui: What do you want with me?

Shenyang: My father gave you an anonymous letter.

Qin Gui: What?

Shenyang: Don't let your old man see it!

Qin Gui:No. What about your father? Did he come?

Shenyang: I thought I was squatting with that! Look at you, hurry up (go to Marxism), this is over, hurry up.

Qin Gui: Marxism!

Marxism: Qin Gui!

Qin Gui: Haha, old classmate!

Marxism: Qin Gui.

Qin Gui: What brings you here?

Max: I thought you were here.

Qin Gui: How have you changed?

Marxism: More than twenty years.

Qin Gui: Nothing. I'm getting fat.

Marxism: Yes.

Qin Gui: Yes, you have changed too.

(At this time, Lao Zhao came back, and Xiao Shenyang said to Lao Zhao)

Shenyang: Grandpa, do me a favor.

Qin Gui and Marxism: We are all old.

Small Shenyang: Take a photo for me, take a family photo for me! (Lao Zhao picks up the camera) Blessed!

(Lao Zhao is stupefied, and the camera drops. )

Shenyang: Oh dear? (Picking up the camera) God, what a fool! Why did you fall to the ground?

Qin Gui: Are you back, old man?

Lao Zhao: The parents who took the family photo have not come back yet. Who are you taking?

Shenyang: Grandpa, is that you?

Lao Zhao: One? I am the owner of this house, count me in!

Qin Gui: Come on, old man, let me introduce my classmate Marxism to you.

(To Marxism) My family is Lao Zhao.

Lao Zhao: Hello.

Marxism: Hello, Big Brother.

Lao Zhao: Hehe, who is this?

Marxism: This is my son.

Little Shenyang: Master is back.

Lao Zhao: Come in, come in!

Qin Gui: Come in, come in, son!

Lao Zhao: Oh, I went to Lao Wang's house in the front yard to play with them, drank some wine and played with the landlord for a while.

Qin Gui: Oh, I said why your face is red. Come, come, come, sit here, children sit here.

Shenyang: I'm sitting here, next to my father.

Lao Zhao: You just arrived.

Marxism: Hehe, just arrived. What happened? My father and son spend the New Year in Tieling New Town. I heard that our old classmates live in this area, so I thought I'd drop in. This big brother is back, Qin Gui, let's go!

Lao Zhao: Is there anything wrong?

Qin Gui: Don't worry.

Marxism: No.

Lao Zhao: What is this?

Qin Gui: Ah, this letter.

Lao Zhao: Whose?

Shenyang: My father wrote an anonymous letter.

Lao Zhao: What's with the anonymous letter? Do you want to see us?

Marxism: No.

Lao Zhao: Can you understand it?

Shenyang: It is illegal to read other people's letters.

Marxism: I wrote it for Qin Gui.

Lao Zhao: (to Qin Gui) Can you show me?

Qin Gui: (while opening the letter) Oh, what's the matter?

Lao Zhao: I still have something to ask us. If you have anything to do with this classmate, you can come to me. You can't do anything without me. Let me show you this letter.

(begins to read the letter)

Lao Zhao: I miss the piano so much. Where do you want to buy a piano?

Marxism: No, I didn't.

Lao Zhao: What piano should I buy?

Qin Gui: Oh, my nickname is Qin Xiao.

Lao Zhao: Isn't your name Qin Gui? You can't afford this piano. It's too expensive.

Shenyang: How much is it?

Lao Zhao: I won't sell it for any money! Why is the child a bit awkward?

Marxism: I am used to it.

Lao Zhao: You are used to it, boy. (Continue reading the letter) Please allow me to call you dear.

Shenyang: My dad is so fierce! Dad, you are so energetic!

Marxism: Big Brother ... It doesn't matter, the word "hello" means "hello" at best.

Qin Gui: Oh, it's easy to mess with me at school.

Lao Zhao: Is that what I called you when I was at school?

Qin Gui: How could there be such a word?

Lao Zhao: I've never called it that. (Continue reading the letter) At the early age of love circle. ...

Marxism: the seed of the love era, which can't be written. Draw a circle.

Shenyang: Dad, why are you so stupid? Even fighting landlords can't write?

Lao Zhao: That's stupid. Are you from the same school?

Marxism: I often tutor him.

Lao Zhao: I can see that this is all the result of your tutoring. (Reading the letter) You gave me confidence and hope and helped me study for seven years. If I don't see you for a day, I feel I have lost my circle. ...

Marxism: The word "soul" is like a lost soul, unable to write or draw a circle.

Lao Zhao: What level are you? During the holiday, I went to your house to do a lot of work in order to see you. ...

Marxism: I have done a lot of odd jobs, so I can't write zero words.

Lao Zhao: What are you? ...

Small Shenyang: The bell of the bell!

Lao Zhao: Oh, my God, stop it. What do you think of these seven years of study? You draw these circles and write this letter.

Marxism: Thanks to Qin Gui's help, lend me a pencil and an eraser, so that I can copy the questions in the exam.

Lao Zhao: Copy the questions? Gee, you can shut people up.

Marxism: Sometimes it doesn't help. Once in the final exam, I was asked to copy her questions, so I copied them and got zero.

Lao Zhao: How did you copy it? Why did you get a zero?

Qin Gui: I'm not ashamed to say it. Ask him.

Marxism: I copied too much. I copied my name.

Lao Zhao: What the hell? What happened afterwards?

Marxism: I didn't get any money for two guitars.

Lao Zhao: How can there be? How many points did you get?

Qin Gui: I got 90 points.

Lao Zhao: The calculation is wrong. Those two Guiguiqin deserve 180 yuan!

Shenyang: Grandpa, you can be our headmaster.

Lao Zhao: Sorry, I can't understand this letter. I watch three laps at a time, and then it's enough for me to blow up. (To Qin Gui) Have you read it?

Shenyang: (Raise your hand) I saw it!

Qin Gui: OK.

Shenyang: I'm not afraid of bombing!

Qin Gui: Read it, son.

Shenyang: My dad can't fry. Once he had a fight with the landlord, and four or two men killed two kings. I read it.

(Reading letters in Shenyang)

Little Shenyang: Dad. ...

Lao Zhao: Oh, Qin Xiao. What is this?

Little Shenyang: Grandpa, do you think this father writes like a piano?

Lao Zhao: Forget it. I took care of you and didn't write you small circles.

Shenyang: Qin Xiao, I've been looking for you for so many years. I've been looking for an opportunity to say something to you ... three words are omitted here. Why?

Marxism: save energy and emissions, save some ink.

Lao Zhao: Three words are omitted here. It's seven words. Can't you write three words?

Marxism: No.

Lao Zhao: What are you trying to say?

Shenyang: I love you.

Marxism: No, thank you, thank you.

Qin Gui: Oh, then you can write thank you.

Lao Zhao: Then you can't write a thank-you circle.

Shenyang: Qin, we haven't met since I dropped out of school, but every year I have you in my dream. Once we took a walk after school ... 27 words were omitted here.

Lao Zhao: No, you tell me what happened when you came to the Woods.

Marxism: Brother, that's my dream.

Lao Zhao: 27 words were lost in the dream?

Marxism: No, it's just that we are dreaming. It's just that we are walking into a small forest. With this effort, the child slept and played games, and he kicked me up. When I tried to catch a dream, I couldn't catch up.

Shenyang: Why should I do it?

Lao Zhao: It's good to have you. Otherwise, I might dream something if I have this dream.

Shenyang: (Continue to read the letter) Qin, you are the only woman in my heart. I went to the village to perform that year, and it was already dark when I came home. It was just the two of us, passing by a cornfield ... 78 words were omitted here.

Lao Zhao: Come on, tell me, is this also a dream?

Marxism: This is not a dream.

Lao Zhao: What are these 78 words for?

Qin Gui: How should I know?

Lao Zhao: What are you pretending to be confused about? Why did you pass through the cornfield in the dark? What's wrong with that? Are these words gone again?

Qin Gui: Marxism, why did you write everything? What happened? Is it because of you?

Marxism: Qin Gui, you forgot. We went to see the commune performance that year, and it was dark every day before we came back. We walked home, passed a cornfield, looked up and stood in front of Lao Zhao.

Lao Zhao: Get out of the way!

Marxism: This donkey will stare at us and leave.

Shenyang: Dad, what are you talking about? My uncle has a long face.

Marxism: I gave it to Qin Gui at that time, and she threw herself in my arms in fright. Brother, what do you think I should do? Can I go now? May I leave?

Qin Gui: Oh, I remember. I did it.

Lao Zhao: Aren't you dizzy? Do you remember?

Qin Gui: I was really scared.

Lao Zhao: Why did you throw yourself into the arms of others?

Extended data:

The cast of the sketch "You at the Same Table";

1, Zhao Benshan

Zhao Benshan, 1957, 10 was born in kaiyuan city, Liaoning province on 2 October. He is a comedian, a national first-class actor, a sketch artist, a professor of Errenzhuan in Northeast China, a member of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, a member of China Quyi Artists Association, a member of all-china youth federation and the chairman of Benshan Media Group.

2016 65438+1on October 25th, Zhao Benshan was elected as the vice chairman of the presidium of the 8th Quyi Artists Association.

1982, Zhao Benshan starred in the pull-out drama Wrestling Three Strings, which became famous at one fell swoop.

1990 first appeared on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Evening, and 15 won the first prize of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

1999 The film "The Director and the Director" starring individuals won the 22nd Hundred Flowers Award Best Feature Film Award, and Zhao Benshan won the Best Actor Award.

In 2003, Zhao Benshan initiated the "green duet" and founded the "Liu Laogen Grand Stage" featuring the performance of "green duet".

20 1 1 Last appearance in CCTV Spring Festival Evening, performing "You at the same table".

20 13 Before the Spring Festival Evening in year of the snake, Zhao Benshan announced his withdrawal from the sketch stage.

20 14 served as deputy director and director of language programs of CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

20 16 starred in the new year movie "Happy New Year".

20 17 starred in the rural love comedy "Country Love 10".

2. Small Shenyang

Xiao Shenyang, formerly known as Shen He, 198 1 was born in kaiyuan city, Tieling City, Liaoning Province on May 7th. China actor, singer, director and host.

Worship Zhao Benshan in 2006; In 2007, he participated in the first TV series "Endless Love" and began to emerge, officially entering the film and television circle.

In 2009, he performed the sketch "Not Bad Money" with Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian and Mao Mao in CCTV Spring Festival Evening. In the same year, he starred in the film "Surprise with Three Guns" directed by Zhang Yimou.

20 10 starred in the action comedy movie "Laughing in Jianghu".

20 10 participated in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening sketch "Donation".

He starred in the TV series OuYangDe.

20 12 starred in the TV series kitchen.

20 14 performed the sketch "I really want to go home" in Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Evening.

On February 8, 20 16, the movie "Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon of Journey to the West" was released nationwide; In the same year, he starred in the movie "Extraordinary Deal" and the comedy suspense action movie "Everything I said is true"; In the same year, he participated in the Beijing Satellite TV star reality show "Cross-border Song King" competition and won the third place in the finals.

In 20 17, I confirmed that I would continue to play the role of Pig in The Journey to the West. June 20 17 starred in the film Under the Ice and was shortlisted for the 20th Shanghai International Film Festival. In June of 20 18, his film "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" was released nationwide in June of 20 18.

3. Wang Xiaoli

Wang Xiaoli, 1969, born on April 28th in Shuangcheng District, Harbin, Heilongjiang Province, is an actor and one of the first apprentices of Zhao Benshan, a comedy performance artist.

In 2000, Wang Xiaoli and his wife signed a three-year performance contract with Changchun Peace Grand Theatre.

200 1, wang xiaoli participated in the CCTV Dream Theater program and won the silver prize. Final gold medal. In the same year, wang xiaoli signed up for the first Zhao Benshan Cup Duet Grand Prix and won the gold medal.

In 2003, he starred in the TV series "Liu Laogen 2" and played the bald man in the Song Dynasty.

In 2006, he participated in the filming of "Country Love" and played Liu Neng.

In 2009, he played Liu Yishou in Country Celebrity.

20 10 wang xiaoli, Zhao Benshan and Shenyang performed the sketch "Donation" in CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

20 1 1, I will perform the Spring Festival Evening sketch "You at the Same Table" again.

20 19 starred in the cinema film "Big Red Packet" with the theme of urban love comedy.