A little joke about martial arts

1 When the martial arts were a walk-on, it happened that the Water Margin was filmed once, and the martial arts applied for the role of Wu Dalang, which was of course a very challenging role.

Color, martial arts interview finished, ask the director, the director said: ask you MB, I told you, you are not tall enough to play Wu Dalang! !

A reporter interviewed Ipoh: "Recently it is rumored that your height is only 1.5 1. "I wonder if this is true? Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about how the martial arts answer. Wu Yi said positively, "Of course it's true!" There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Wu Yi saw everyone's doubts and added, "I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I never dared to grow taller when I grew up." . "Suddenly applause, applause. Ipoh's wit touched everyone present and the applause lasted for a long time.

A reporter interviewed Ipoh: "Excuse me, your stage name is martial arts, does that mean your height is 5 1cm"? Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about how the martial arts answer. Wu Yi said affirmatively, "Of course not!" There was an uproar and a lot of discussion. Wu Yi saw everyone's doubts and added: "The internal height is 5 1cm!" Suddenly the applause thundered and the applause continued. Ipoh's wit touched everyone present and the applause lasted for a long time.