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Interesting composition in life
I had dinner with my father and walked home. Dad suddenly asked me, "What did you do after lunch?" "Go home and do your homework. I won't lie to you. "At this time, I gently looked up at my father and saw that my father's face was covered with wrinkles. I am very scared now, for fear that my father has wronged me. Unexpectedly, I really guessed it. Dad asked me again, "Really, if you go home to play computer, you just play computer. You don't have to make this up. Your mother and I both know you. You won't take the initiative to write your homework and read books. You just want to play computer all day." "I really didn't play!" Dad and I have been arguing for a long time, and we haven't decided the winner. But dad insisted that I was playing computer. Not homework. I tried my best to retort, but it was useless. In this way, my father and I had a little contradiction. I almost cried with anger. Dad beside me, instead of helping me, he said angry words beside me. I stepped up my pace, but I just didn't want to walk with my father. When I got home, I went to my room without dragging my shoes, closed the door and sat down on the bed, crying quietly. It seems that I have been greatly wronged. After a long time, my father wrote down what he wanted to say on a piece of paper and went downstairs to exercise himself. After I read it carefully, I found my nose sour. I always knew it shouldn't be like this, and my father apologized to me.
this matter, like a book, has been gently pushed over. But it made me understand a lot.
Interesting Writing in Life (2)
Many things have happened in my life, which are as numerous as the stars in the sky. Today, I will pick the brightest one and tell it to you.
once, my father and I went to grandma's house. It was the season when corn was about to ripen. One day, my father, grandpa and grandma went to the fields to do farm work. I stayed at home bored, thinking: Why is the corn still immature? I can't wait to eat. Why does corn grow so slowly? I had a brainwave. It must be the "green clothes" wrapped around it that robbed the nutrients and made the corn grow so slowly. () Hum! I must strip this damn "green clothes" completely.
as soon as I started, I immediately ran to the corn field and stripped off the "green clothes" of corn one by one. An hour passed, and I finished peeling. Looking at the corn field, except for the green corn stalks, it was yellow corn, and my saliva flowed out.
just then, dad came back. I proudly said, "Dad, Grandpa, I peeled off the skin of the corn, and it was this hateful skin that took away the nutrients of the corn." How can you reward me? " . Grandpa listened and said angrily, "Silly boy! The skin of corn won't take away the nutrients of corn. If you do this, it will harm corn! " I froze and thought: I can't eat corn this time.
children, don't learn from me. You can only be clever, otherwise, like me, you will be mistaken for cleverness.
Interesting composition in life (3)
Hey, speaking of the word "fun" immediately reminds me of the joke I made when I was seven years old. Please listen to me slowly.
That day, it was summer vacation, because it was too hot, my mother bought some popsicles and put them in the refrigerator, but told me to eat only one every day. One afternoon, my friends and I were playing in the yard. Soon I was sweating and thirsty, so I went home and took a popsicle from the refrigerator. I just cut it in half and was about to eat it. Suddenly I remembered that my mother had told me before: No matter what you eat, you should wash it first, or you will get sick. Thinking of this, I quickly took a deep breath: fortunately, I didn't eat! That was close! In order to eat safely, I moved a stool and stood on it so as to reach the tap. I boiled the water noisily, rubbed the popsicle constantly with my little hands, and washed it all over, up and down. When I thought it was clean and ready to eat, I found that the popsicle became smaller. What happened? Lick it with your mouth, huh? The taste has also faded! What's going on here? Just as I was puzzled with a "clean" popsicle, my mother came over and saw my sad face and asked, "Daughter, what's wrong with you?" After I told my mother the whole story, my mother suddenly laughed out of breath: "silly child, how can you wash popsicles?" ..... "I saw my mother smiled and giggled.
now, when I think about this funny thing, I laugh my head off.
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