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Humor and talking about mood in the morning

Talk about the classic humor of good morning _ Good morning, tell me about humor.

1, the sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. Good morning, happy every day!

2, the sun is shining, I told the pig to get up quickly; The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

I came quietly and left quietly. I forgot to take away one thing, that is happiness, so you should keep this happiness for me, otherwise I can always find trouble with you, hehe, good morning, friend!

4. If you open your heart, my blessing will come with the wind; You open the window, my blessing will come in with the sunshine; Turn on the phone, and my blessing will ring with the bell! Good morning!

5. I hope that happiness knocks at the door, that there is a god of wealth standing at the door, that friendship will never be separated, and that everything will go well. Dear, get up early and wish your good wishes come true soon. Good morning!

6. Stir fragrant coffee with health, bake raw wheat bread with happiness, and wake up happy you with warmth; Wash your face in sunshine, brush your teeth in sunny days, smile and cheer yourself up. Good morning.

7, look at your eyes, stained with gum, sometimes open and sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

8. The chicken crows and comes back in the morning. The outside world is really beautiful. It is very important for people in bed to get up quickly and breathe fresh air. The teacher and boss are waiting for you to report, and the morning breeze carries my message. Say "good morning" and wish you not to be late!

9. The sun rises, the rooster crows, and the happy mood comes. Night passes, day comes, and a happy day is coming. When the bell rings, the bell rings. Get up and report. I wish you happiness every day. Good morning!

10, early happiness knocks on the door, early happiness wakes you up, early luck kisses your cheek, and early luck accompanies you. I wish you an early dream come true, my dear friend, good morning!

1 1. The morning sun shines on your face, the birds are calling you to get up, put aside all the troubles of yesterday, and a happy day is about to begin. Stretch and greet this morning that belongs to you. I want to say hello to you. Good morning!

12, good morning, silly giggle, tired and unhappy. Eat a nutritious breakfast, and your health will help you earn money. May your career flourish and your sweet love get better every day. Blessing always comes earlier than others: good morning!

13, Wu Tang Sect, Shaolin Sect, it is better to eat an apple pie; It is better to go to bed late than to teach the sun and the moon and Quanzhen. It is better to raise a cactus than to surrender the dragon's paw to ecstasy. Anyway, hello everyone, I'm fine. Good morning, have a nice day!

14, dawn, the bell rang, I can't bear to open my eyes; Don't sleep, don't get up, don't get up late; Happy, smiling, greetings arrive in time; Birds sing, flowers smell, and happiness will always follow; Good morning, friend!

15, the sunshine shines for you in the morning, the birds laugh for you in the morning, the flowers bloom for you in the morning, and I send you a blessing in the morning: you will invite me to dinner in the morning!

16, money fell from the sky, bankbooks lined up, work was too idle, and beautiful secretaries reported in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

17. In a day, the first thing to wake you up is an alarm clock, the first thing to see is sunshine, the first thing to wash, the first meal is breakfast, and the first greeting is good morning. I will be the first to wish you: good morning friend, happy every day!

18, take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and your mood will not be short of calcium. If you want to lose, you will lose to pursuit, and if you want to marry, you will marry happiness. Good morning. May friends be happy every day! Good morning!

19, the sun got up early, the flowers smiled with fragrance, the grass trembled with excitement, and the kitten stretched herself to enjoy a delicious breakfast. What about you? Still in bed? It's time to say good morning

20. Shine you with sunshine, warm you with fragrant flowers, decorate you with good luck, beautiful you with a smile and bless you with happiness. Good morning, friend! May peace and health be with you and happiness be with you forever.

2 1, rabbit, open your eyes and look out of the window. The sun is shining, birds are singing, the breeze is shaking and people are laughing. Little rabbit got up quietly and was in a good mood, blowing the wind all day. Good morning, good boy!

22. Tian, push open a window and the room will be full of light; Open a window for the soul to experience more birds and flowers. Let the heart blend into the world and inject warmth into the atrium. Good morning!

23. When you arrive in the morning, look in the mirror, take a photo and smile, and all your troubles will run away, all your depression and troubles will disappear, and you will naturally be happy. Greetings follow the report, say good morning to you, and wish you a good mood and a happy day. Good morning!

24. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm goes off, I send my best wishes to you. Good morning!

25. Holding a seven-color happiness lamp, standing in the dim morning, I pushed open the door of the happiness castle and sent my most sincere wishes. Good morning, dear friend. I wish you a happy, healthy and safe life.

26. In the morning, the flowers bloom quietly, the birds sing happily, the breeze whispers gently, the white clouds bow their heads and smile, the sun has just shone, and greetings have arrived. Have a good day! Good morning!

27. The rising sun fills my eyes with your warmth; The slight morning breeze is your concern all over my heart; Feel free to greet, and happiness will sign for you. Good morning, my friend!

28. Open sleepy eyes to dispel the sleepiness of the night; Stretch comfortably and report a happy day; Drink a cup of sweet morning tea and start a happy pace; Send a good morning message and be determined to be happy. Good morning!

29. Sunflower said that as long as we work hard towards the sunshine, life will become simple and beautiful. At the beginning of a beautiful day, I hope you can face the sun like a sunflower! Good morning!

30. The sun rises high and you are still asleep. I have been calling you, but you sleep better; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me.

3 1, cock crows, alarm clock jingles, eyes open for a while, get up at once, open the window to get some air, and breathe the fresh air outside. There are milk and eggs for breakfast, and a delicious breakfast is essential. A new day has arrived, good morning, my friend!

32. The alarm clock is ringing, the birds are singing, and my blessing comes on time. The sun is shining and the flowers are laughing, but my concern remains undiminished. Best wishes to you and me, smooth work and safe departure in the morning. Good morning!