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Memories of Kim's night
Tick tock tick tock
Huh? What fell on my face?
I touched it with my finger ... it was wet. ...
Dead ... Really? ...
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.
"Oh, no! It is raining! ! "I tried to retract my hands and feet, but I still couldn't stop the wind and rain.
It's over! What can I do? I can't go up there anymore! It depends. I have to stay in the rain for one night honestly. I don't know if I can see the sun again tomorrow. ...
Ho ho ... why do I have such bad luck every time I meet Kim?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. ...
It's raining harder and harder, and the raindrops as big as beans are hitting me hard. It's so cold ... I hugged myself soaked tightly, lowered my head and squatted at the bottom of the well trembling.
Look at the gold next to you, it's not much better!
"ah!"
I feel soaked-
"You ... what are you doing!" I stare big eyes, surprised to see Kim Jong bent down and put his clothes on my head.
"What do you say ... haha ..."
"……"
Jin Yeyue ... He's helping me keep out the rain. ...
Kim, he has always wanted to embarrass me, and he has always been my enemy! His sudden behavior made me a little at a loss.
2:
"Wait ..."
Bang-
With a loud cry, the door of the headmaster's office was flung open.
Kim! '
Everyone in the office stared at the man who broke in suddenly in surprise and shouted his name with one voice.
Male ... What is he doing here? !
Become a tainted witness
Haha, it's a pity that he came late. Ogilvy Sang has already sentenced me to death. ...
"Kim, why are you here?" President Cui said in surprise.
Gold leaf month gasped, smiled and nodded, and staggered in.
How his body shook ... I watched him wait for a while.
"Hello, Kim!" Ogisan, with a moustache, said with a big smile.
Obviously, Kim was surprised to see Ogilvy with a moustache singing here.
"You ..." Gold leaf month mused.
"Ah, Jin Yeyue, can you tell me what happened when you opened the principal's office?" President Bai Ning looked at Kim carefully.
"Why are you here?" Gold leaf month looked at me with a smile and asked.
"Uncle said he would fire me from Mingde! Are you satisfied? "
Ah! Damn it! Damn it! ! How can I be so useless! Tears are coming out again!
I won't cry! Don't let my enemies see the joke!
Tears! Go inside. !
"Fired? Why? Because of that phone? " Jin smiled and walked to the desk, picked up my mobile phone and put it in his pocket.
Male ... What is he doing?
Kim's behavior made everyone stupid.
"This phone is mine! I searched for it for a long time in the morning, but I couldn't find it. I didn't expect to be here! Ha ha ha ..... "Gold leaf month bright and clear said with a smile.
Male ... What did he say? !
Is this mobile phone ... his? !
This ... this is why ... this is how to return a responsibility. ...
"Kim classmate, what did you say just now? You said this mobile phone is yours? ! "President Bai seems to have grasped the straw. It turned out that she really didn't want me to drop out of school, but why? ...
"hmm!" Kim smiled in return.
"Then why are all the photos of Su's classmates in it?"
"Ah, because Sue is my girlfriend, can't I have a picture of my girlfriend in my mobile phone?"
"Female ... girlfriend!" Everyone was stunned, including me!
Girlfriend!
What the hell is he talking about? What the hell is he doing? Jin Yeyue, don't you know what this means?
"Ha ha, well, I can testify for them!" Ogisan actually spoke at this time.
"No ... it's not like this!"
"Silly girl, now is not the time to be shy. Sorry I'm late, you almost took the blame! "
Is this gold? Is that Kim who takes pleasure in fooling me?
Seeing the situation improving, President Bai's eyes lit up.
"So this phone is yours?"
"Yes, it's mine!" Jin Yeyue replied with a bright smile.
3:
"10 years ago, this girl named Lang Lang met a boy who came to town with his family for the summer. Because there are no friends, the boy is very lonely ... "
Really? I'm beginning to wonder if this is a story or true. ...
"Girls take boys to see the sea, all kinds of sea, where boys find the happiest time, but also because girls become strong ..."
Jin Yeyue said flatly with his head down, so that I couldn't see his expression clearly.
"After the holiday, the boy will leave with his family. The boy summoned up his courage to propose to the girl. The girl smiled and told the boy that she was seven years older than the boy and could not be his bride ... "
……
"The boy insisted because he thought only he could protect her. However, the girl had to make a request, that is, the boy should have the best grades and be admitted to the best school ... The boy was very happy, so he studied very hard and didn't come back for a long time ... because he swore that when he came back, it was time to complete the girl's request ... But when he came back, the girl already had a lover .. "
……
"Girls tell boys that there is no requirement to truly love someone, no matter whether he is excellent or rich! For the sake of the person she loves, as long as she can be with him, she can give up her good job and have a good future and stay in this seaside town ... "
Jin Yeyue looked up with a smile, but the sadness in his eyes made me heartache.
"The boy began to be at a loss. It turns out that happiness is always illusory ... The so-called Excellence, the so-called Excellence, has become an equivalent exchange chip in his heart, exchanging those worship and envy ... "
"Stop it!" I interrupted him. I don't know why, I suddenly became afraid!
His words brought me back to ten years ago, that afternoon ten years ago, that kind of sadness, that kind of sadness ...
His words are more like a spell, which makes my steps begin to approach him slowly instead of listening to my orders. I sat next to Kim, but he still quietly looked at the convenience store opposite.
"Lend me your shoulder."
"Uh ..." Before I could answer, I felt a heavy weight coming from my right shoulder.
There is also a figure in the shop, which should be the lover of the girl in the story! Looking at the girls' happy expressions and their sweet backs, I suddenly feel that happiness is very simple!
Slowly, even breathing came from the right shoulder. ...
4:
"ah!" Gold leaf month a scream, suddenly opened his eyes and sat up from the ground.
"Sue! You're crazy! Why did you bite me? ! "Gold leaf month shouted in horror, clutching my bitten face.
"I ... I ... who told you to bully me all the time!" I blushed and muttered to myself.
Hey, hey, bite is better than kiss!
"ah! I just take you to see the sea, this is bullying you ... "
"That ... that yesterday you suddenly left me alone, and before ..."
"Before?"
"You lied to me to work for you to make money? ! Let me eat laxatives until I collapse ... I haven't had a good day since I met you. Do you know how much face you have made me lose! "
"Is it that bad?" Gold leaf month restored his usual expression.
"Of course! Every time you threaten me with photos and force me to do this and that, have you considered my feelings? ! "The more I talk, the angrier I get. Recalling the recent tragic experience, my eyes are too red to stand.
Jin Yeyue sat on the ground, looked at me with wide eyes and waited for a while.
"Sue ... you ... so sad?"
"Nonsense! If you are unhappy, you can drag me here and leave me here. Who cares if I'm unhappy? !
"I didn't ..." Kim rarely showed a guilty expression. "I ... I just miss you in Doby!"
"What ... what? ! Are you out of your mind? I'm human, too! It's not a toy you just ordered! " My eyes are redder.
Jin Yeyue stood up, squatted down beside me and looked at me tenderly.
"I'm sorry ... actually, I know this will make you sad ... but I ... I don't know why ..." Jin Yeyue seemed to want to say something, but in the end, he chose silence.
I really want to cry! Even the man who hit me can't tell me why! Hmm? He gently lifted my face with his hand and gently wiped it for me. ...
Perhaps I have never seen such gentle gold, and my thoughts have drifted off, so I close my eyes comfortably and enjoy this rare happiness!
Warm lips gently stick to my tears-soaked lips, and I feel my face is like red-hot iron, and my face is burning hot! My whole heart is melting, but I don't want to leave ...
Gentle sea breeze, whispering waves, such as watery moonlight and bright starry sky … At this time, we seem to forget everything and kiss in this dreamlike beauty …
5:
In the stands of the swimming pool, Suu Kyi and Xiaoying waved to me anxiously, hoping I could hear them. I didn't respond. What should I do?
"Well, Sue, whether for school or for yourself, I hope you can get the best results in this contest. I will look forward to your performance! "
President Bai Ning's words reappeared in my mind, which suddenly made my mind clear!
Sue, what are you hesitating about? No matter what, wait until the game is over! You've worked hard, and you won't lose. ...
Thinking of this, I shook off Kim's hand tightly and dragged my feet filled with lead, struggling to the final destination!
The commentator who watched Kim and me for a long time finally came back to life! He took the receiver and continued to dance excitedly, shouting:
"ah ... ah! After a heated debate, Su of Mingde took the lead in rushing to the finish line! ! Huh? Strange, how can Chongyang's gold still stand? Has his strength been exhausted? "
Kim doesn't move? Good chance ... Sue! Victory is at hand! Come on!
But just when I was glad for myself, a voice suddenly floated into my ear.
"For you, the game is really more important than anything else? Then I will let you win as you wish ... "
Hearing this sentence, I suddenly looked back, only to see Kim's back coming in the opposite direction to me. Was that Kim just now? That voice sounds so vacant and powerless. ...
I didn't think so much and continued to swim hard to the finish line. The victory has been as I wish, but I don't know why, but I have no joy in my heart. ...
6:
Just when I was about to be caught by them, the box pile suddenly collapsed with a bang! !
I feel like I suddenly fell! Oh, my God ... Sue, am I going to die here today? !
I close my eyes in fear and wait for the final judgment of fate!
"Boom boom boom ..."
After a loud noise, the surrounding was quiet again. ...
Wow; Gee ... strange, why can't I feel pain at all? I should be pinned down by many boxes by now ... wait! Why do I smell mint? Am I dreaming? ! I opened my eyes in surprise!
Oh, my God, it's Kim! ! He protected me with his own body, but he was crushed to death by many boxes! This must be very painful ... I suddenly have a heart-wrenching pain!
"Stupid girl ... what are you waiting for ... climb out ... I can't hold on!" Gold leaf month bite a tooth hard to say.
I suddenly came to my senses and climbed out!
"Gold leaf month! Are you okay? Support for a while! I'll take you out right away! ! "I tried desperately to move the boxes that were pressed on Kim one by one, but the wooden boxes were too heavy! Even if I do my best to suck milk, I will only move three or four times for a long time!
Kim's face is getting redder and redder He gritted his teeth and shouted at me:
"Hui You! You go first! Run first! Don't worry about me ... "
"no! Don't! How can I escape like this! Let's go together! "
I moved the heavy wooden box like crazy, and the wooden thorns on the box plunged into my fingers one by one, making my tears flow out!
But now I don't care so much! Save Kim! Save Kim! ! This is the only thought left in my mind ...
7:
Huh? ……
Huh? ! ……
Huh? ! ! ……
Jin Yeyue was behind me, and he ... suddenly stopped!
Why ... why does he ... why does he look at me with such a smile ... yes ... he is smiling ... but why ... I feel as if he is crying. ...
No ... don't! Don't! !
What does he want? Aren't you going to compete with me? ! Why did you suddenly stop? No way! I'll ask him!
But at this time, there was a deafening noise in front of me!
"Rumble rumble ..."
A huge beam in the warehouse was burnt out and suddenly fell down, hitting me and Kim.
Everyone outside the warehouse ... Suu Kyi ... KINOMOTO SAKURA ... Lee ... dazzled in the morning ... Black Dragon ... Xiaoyi ... and police ... firemen. ...
They all looked at ... eyes wide open and mouths wide open.
But like a sculpture, I stood there stiffly and never blinked again. ...
This can't be true. ...
This is just an illusion. ...
Jinyeyue ...
Where are you? ...
8:
Golden pillow under the banyan tree, gently took a breath and said lightly.
"Did I tell you that the boy didn't go back to find the girl because he has been working hard?"
"hmm!" I still nodded and looked at Kim with a dignified expression. I don't know why I suddenly feel that he looks like when he was at the seaside.
"In fact, that boy doesn't really want to go back, but ..."
"But what?" I wanted to ask this question as early as the seaside. If boys really like girls, they should be around them, shouldn't they?
"It was this boy who suddenly came home from kindergarten one day only to find that the room was dark and no one was there."
"Hey? No one? ! Why is this? What about his parents? " I asked doubtfully.
Gold leaf month gave a wry smile.
"The little boy is also very confused. He remembers that his mother told him the day before yesterday that he would cook curry rice for him today. He guessed that his mother must have gone to buy cooking materials. The little boy waited and waited for a long time. It's past ten o'clock at night, but his parents haven't come back yet. Just when he was about to collapse and fall asleep, there was finally a movement at the door ... "
"Are Mom and Dad back?" I can't wait to ask him
"But it was not his parents who opened the door and walked in, but his uncle." Kim's eyes suddenly became angry.
"Uncle?"
Gold leaf month nodded and went on to say:
"The little boy's uncle has a hypocritical face. He told the little boy that his parents abandoned him because he was not good. The little boy didn't want to believe it, but after several years, his parents still didn't come back, and even a letter was not sent to him. The little boy finally had to believe what his uncle said. "
"But ... but why are parents so cruel? ! The little boy is so poor ... "
Jin Yeyue let out a deep sigh. "The little boy never understood why his parents abandoned him. He's in pain. He wanted to know the answer, but no one told him ... "
"What happened later? ! "I waited quietly for Kim to finish the story.
"Later, his uncle moved his valuables one by one, saying that it was a little compensation for him to replace his parents to raise a little boy for so many years. However, when his uncle tried to take something from the little boy's parents' room, the little boy resisted desperately! Because that's the only place he remembers his parents ... "
Kim bowed his head, but I still saw the sadness in his eyes, and my heart was suddenly stabbed!
"Jin Yeyue ... this little boy ... is you, right? ! "I finally asked this question, although the answer may not be important. Looking at Kim without saying a word, I suddenly seemed to see a glittering and translucent light flashing from the corner of my eye. ...
Mom and dad are gone, and my uncle took all his things. ...
Jinyeyue ...
He has lived alone for so many years, and the empty house is so cold. ...
It turns out that the little boy has suffered so much loneliness and loneliness. ...
My heart was hot, and suddenly, my hand caught Kim involuntarily!
"Golden leaf month ..."
9:
"wow! The night view here is more beautiful! " I sat on the ground, stunned by the beautiful scenery in front of me.
Kim still didn't speak.
I turned to look at Kim. His face is full of scars. After all, his nephew is so cruel. ...
I took out my handkerchief and raised my hand to touch it gently. Like a frightened little animal, Jin recoiled slightly. I firmly wiped the stain on his face with a handkerchief and felt him slowly relax.
"It hurts ..."
I gently wiped his wound, and I could feel the pain coming from his heart.
"Gold, you say a word, ok? You know I'm worried about you! I ... "
I suddenly found that Kim's eyes sparkled, just like the light of fireflies, more like the stars in the sky.
Jin Yeyue ... No matter what happens, don't be speechless, okay ... Even if you just laugh at me as the biggest fool in the world, even if you laugh at me as a fool who overreaches himself. ...
Silence, the breeze flows between us.
"Youhui, I'm really tired!"
"Ah ... am I heavy?" I seldom hear Kim not call me "sister", so I feel embarrassed.
"What a simple guy ..." Gold leaf month sighed with a smile.
"Which have? ! "I said angrily.
"No matter what you get, no matter how hard you work, you will eventually lose it ... if so, I would rather never." Kim said simply.
"No, as long as you work hard, you can ..."
"..." Kim was silent.
"Gold, you ..."
"Parents are like this, the house is like this, everything is like this ... Hui You, you don't understand ..." There seems to be nothing in Kim's eyes. "If I don't care, then even if I lose it, it shouldn't matter!"
You! Is this self-destructive guy really the one I know who is always better than me?
I don't know why, I suddenly became very angry. What does gold mean? Never cared. Isn't anything important in his heart? What about me?
I kicked Kim's leg angrily:
"Kim, you selfish ghost, you are a big coward!"
"ah! Sue! Why did you kick me? ! Isn't your foot already hurt? " Kim was suddenly kicked by me and stared at me in surprise.
"What qualifications do you have to say that you can care nothing? ! Do you know how many things others have done for you? Xiaoying, Suu Kyi, Zhao Mingxian and Li! We are all worried about you and care about you. Lee has spent a lot of money to help you redeem your house at home! But what about you? Now you're telling me you're giving up everything? ! Well, I want to see if you really don't care ... "
I don't know where I got the courage. I suddenly crouched down and got closer and closer to Kim's face. ...
Plop, plop, plop.
What ... What's going on? ! I ..... I actually put my lips tightly on his lips! I ... I ... What did I do? !
A breeze blew, and the fragrance of lavender mixed with the faint fragrance of mint made me dizzy!
I ... I kissed Kim!
But I didn't hesitate at all. Looking at his melancholy eyes and lonely figure, the only idea in my mind is to hold him. ...
Jin Yeyue, do you know ... I ... ...
Kim was startled by my sudden move, and her blushing face was full of surprise.
10:
"For you!" Kim pushed a bowl of noodles in front of me, pulled out a pair of chopsticks, carefully cleaned the sawdust for me and handed it to me.
"Thank you!" The smell of noodles has permeated the whole room and smells delicious.
The chopsticks in my hand just held high and stayed in mid-air. I was surprised to see the noodles in the bowl with my eyes open for a while!
The steaming bowl of noodles in front of me doesn't look special, but on the white and tender poached eggs, a huge tear drops with red tomato sauce on it!
Under that tear, I made a big cross with brighter tomato sauce!
"Well …" I stared at the noodles, and then looked up at Kim. He seemed to have a hunch, smiled gently at me and pushed a bowl of noodles in front of me!
"The next thing to see is this!" The sound of golden moonlight is so gentle! As gentle as his eyes! My heart is pounding, I bow my head, and I am dumbfounded again!
On another bowl of poached eggs, a smiling grandson's face was coated with thick red ketchup!
"Hui You," Jin Yeyue pointed to the noodles, and his deep eyes penetrated my heart. "Dry your tears before you can stand in the sun and smile."
Dry your tears ... smile in the sun ...
I looked up at Kim in front of me, but there was a white fog in front of me. It must be the heat of the egg noodles! Kim has been looking at me with a smile, her eyes are sparkling, and the arc raised by her mouth is really beautiful and gentle.
"Thank you ..." I looked down in panic, picked up a chopstick noodle from the side and stuffed it into my mouth. Noodles dipped in tomato sauce have a sweet and sour taste. This noodle is ... so special!
I looked at Kim while eating. He looked at me with satisfaction, and the smile on his face seemed to deepen several layers!
I wolfed down the noodles made of gold. I wiped the ketchup on my mouth and followed Kim out of the noodle restaurant.
1 1:
Shout-
A sea breeze blew up a few dead leaves on the ground, and also raised Lang Lang's long skirt and waist-long hair. Lang Lang turned his head and looked at Kim silently, as if making eye contact and pouring out his feelings and moods.
I stood stiffly behind the tree and waited for a while to look at the scene in front of me. Kim's eyes are like a sharp needle, which hurts my heart!
Jin Yeyue ... Does he still like this girl named Lang Lang? But if so, what did he just say to me at the seaside? ...
"ah! Sure enough, it still won't work! " Suddenly, Kim let out a cry, looked away and scratched his head in frustration. "Every time I look at another girl for more than 10 seconds, that guy's face will shake in front of my eyes!"
"Ha ha! Saiya skirt, you are talking about Hui You! " Lang Lang covered his mouth and said softly with a smile.
"yes! Ha ha ..... "Gold leaf month said, and helplessly sighed. "I really don't understand myself. Why do I like her hypocritical, willful, suspicious and super bad girl? "
What? What? ! What? !
False and willful! Suspicious! Super bad personality! Is this my position in Jin Xin? ! At least I am a princess of Milan! Damn Kim ... speak ill of me behind my back! I really want to throw a bomb and blow this guy into the sea to feed the fish!
But you really like her, don't you?
Bang, bang!
Lang Lang's words made my heart suddenly skip a beat.
"Oooo ... that's the problem! How much I like that guy, even I am surprised! "
Wow-
The wet sea breeze mixed with the sound of golden moonlight swept my cheeks and touched my heart. The burning anger in my heart went out instantly, and even the last wisp of smoke disappeared with the wind.
Very ... disgusting! Why does this guy Kim always make me angry easily and then impress me easily? My mood always seems to change with his joys and sorrows. This feeling makes me feel a little uneasy and a little scared. ...
"So are you and her okay now?" Lang Lang cut his long hair blown by the wind and asked with a smile.
"I just confessed to her ..." Jin Yeyue said with a smile, a little helpless.
"Night, you are fast!" Lang Lang stared at Kim with beautiful eyes.
"But, I don't even have the courage to listen to her answer ..." Speaking of which, Kim's expression became dignified. "I dare not say the answer of refusal from her mouth ..."
12:
I began to feel guilty and felt a cold sweat on my head.
It seems that the situation is against me. I'd better go first and ask Suu Kyi before I come back. Determined, I deliberately ignored Kim's expression and pretended to be calm: "Ha ha, I have something to do. I'm leaving first! "
"I am ... very touched!"
Huh? The steps I just took stopped because of the sudden serious tone behind me.
"Silly girl, feelings are not war. If it was really a war, I would have lost to you! " The voice behind me suddenly stopped with my heartbeat, and it rang again after a long time. "I will miss you if I can't see you!" I will be anxious if I can't find you! I really care whether you are angry or not! If you are sad, I will be sad! Kim's life would be meaningless without you! Do you understand all this? Silly girl! "
……
Warm silence, but I dare not look back. Is this what Suu Kyi said? If not, why are my eyes blurred?
Maybe I should tell Suu Kyi that the plan didn't go well, but I'm satisfied!
I gently wiped my eyes, but my mouth rose slightly involuntarily, completing a sweet arc.
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