Jokes about learning

One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go?

A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.

The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?

That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.

The teacher is short of breath: get out!

Student: Just leave.

The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?

Student: You have everything I have!

Teacher: Try again … ..

Student: shout when you see an uneven road!

Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?

Student: Do it when you should ...

The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!

Student: Rush into Kyushu ~ ~1. Title: Although ......

The child wrote: He took off his clothes and put on his trousers.

Teacher's comment: Does he want to take it off or wear it?

2。 Title: Among them

Children write: My left foot is hurt.

Teacher's comment: Are you a centipede?

3。 Title: One after another.

The child wrote: After work, my father went home one after another.

Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

4。 Theme: sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, so sad.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is even sadder.

5。 Title: Once again

Children write: My mother is short, tall, fat and thin.

Teacher's comments; Is your mother a deformed diamond?

6。 Title: Look.

The child wrote: What are you looking at? I haven't seen

Teacher's comment: I haven't seen it.

7。 Title: Prosperity.

Children write: bustling confession.

Teacher's comment: Don't watch too many series!

8。 Theme: Delicious

Children write: delicious fart.

Teacher's comment: Some things are inedible.

9。 Title: Innocent.

The child wrote: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naive.

10。 Title: Sure enough

Children write: I ate fruit yesterday and then drank cold water.

Teacher's comment: a sentence that cannot be separated.

Eleven. Title: ... first, then ... second, third, fourth and fifth.

Children write: goodbye, sir!

Teacher's comment: Imagination exceeds the wisdom of people on earth.

Twelve. Title: In addition,

The child wrote: a train passed by, besides, besides, besides.

Teacher's comment: forget it if I die.