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Didi taxi actually called her ex-boyfriend's car! I heard that this is a true story that happened in Wenzhou. ...

It was another night of overtime, with heavy rain. I don't know when it will rain. As usual, she called a drip car.

Looking out of the window, Nanshan Road is still brightly lit, neon lights tirelessly decorate this cold night in the rain, and the rain seems to wash away the glitz of the city again and again.

Suddenly, the phone rang. At first glance, the caller ID on the mobile phone screen made her almost nervous. For a few seconds, she could not believe her eyes. It's him! Why does he have my mobile phone number? Why did he call me so late?

My heart beat faster. I hesitated for a while but didn't dare to answer it, but the indomitable bell seemed to announce to her that this was not the temptation to meet again after a long separation.

Cleared his throat and answered the phone trembling.

The other end of the phone is a familiar voice:

"Hello, I am your drip driver. Where are you now? ……"

Her thoughts went back to five years ago, when she was sweating in a yellow sweatshirt on the university campus. ...

"Hello, can I be your friend ..." Everything is so sweet!

However, in the year of graduation, he and his friends started a company, and in just a few months, they lost all the money their parents were going to use to buy a wedding room. He didn't have the courage to face her parents again. In order to pay off the money owed to her family, he owed another debt. Their relationship also broke down for various reasons. She changed her mobile phone number and settled in the university town. He is in her world, without any news, leaving only those vivid memories. ...

For so many years, she was reluctant to delete his mobile phone number, leaving the string of numbers that could blurt out at any time quietly lying in her mobile phone address book, looking forward to it every day, but never ringing. But, but today, is it fate playing tricks on people or the great magic of Didi? Let them meet like a dream in this cold rainy night?

Her expression remains the same, but tears are pouring out. ...

She went downstairs and a Bentley continental stopped by the side of the road. She was surprised. "Is this the car I called?"

At this moment, I saw him turn his face to the window, and his fingers danced unconsciously by the window. Smiling looked at her and said:

"Hello, beauty! Where are you going? "

Four eyes met, followed by a silence.

She said timidly, "I really didn't know it would be you." If I had known it was you, I would have cancelled the order. " Her voice trembled a little.

She got in the car.

Through the rearview mirror, you can see that his outline is still so familiar.

"How have you been these years?" , he asked carefully.

She seems a little unable to control her emotions. "So what? Why haven't you contacted me for so many years? "

He turned around and said seriously, "I really didn't want to involve you." In order to pay off my debts, I have washed dishes, set up stalls and installed monitoring over the years. I really feel ashamed to face you. Only a little in these two years ... "

Then he said, "I will be your exclusive driver in the future!" " We can start over ... "To be honest, she has been expecting this sentence for five years. She couldn't hide her surprise. She asked eagerly, "Come on, where did you get the money to buy Bentley? "

He took out a Brazilian cigar, took a deep breath and said to the curling smoke ring:

It's a long story It all started when I met a man named ...

Well, that's what happened. Then he took a deep breath and told me seriously that this is his mobile phone number. You just need to know it.