Ten jokes: Who knows the difference between frogs and toads?

Here are some jokes about frogs and toads:

1. Frog shows off to toad: "I have four legs, and you?" Toad smiled and replied, "That was only when you were a child."

Frogs and toads go to buy pants together. The frog said, "I want to wear 34 waist." The clerk said, "Sorry, we only have 33 and 35." Toad said, "then I'll buy it." I only have a waist of 35. "

3. Frogs and toads are driving. The frog suddenly said, "My speed is 25 miles per hour." Toad asked in surprise, "Aren't you driving at 50 miles an hour?" The frog replied, "no, that's the speed at which I jump."

The frog asked the toad, "Why do you always close your eyes?" Toad replied, "Because I look richer."

Frogs and toads compete for swimming. When they reached the finish line, the referee asked them, "Who arrived first?" The frog said, "I don't know." I jumped into the water and swam. " Toad replied, "I don't know." I jumped in and sank. "

6. The frog said to the toad, "I can catch bugs with my tongue." Toad replied, "that's nothing." I can catch you with my tongue. "

7. Frogs and toads walk in the forest. Suddenly, they saw an eagle flying down from the tree. The frog jumped into the toad's mouth in fright. Toad said, "You believe me now. I am really the fastest in the forest. "

8. Frogs and toads are arguing. The frog said, "I am the cleverest." I can count. " Toad replied, "What's the difficulty? I can also count. " The frog said, "How many eyes do you have?" Toad counted: "Two."

9. The frog asked the toad, "Do you want to have a picnic?" Toad replied, "I don't care." Have you prepared anything delicious? " The frog said, "Of course, I have prepared a leaf." Toad said, "Forget it. I thought you were going to prepare snails. "

10. Frogs and toads are playing in the forest. Suddenly, a fox appeared. The frog said, "Run!" Toad replied, "Don't be afraid, I'm poisonous." The frog said, "Then I don't have to be afraid. I have four legs. "