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Ask for some funny idiom stories.
Me: During the Han Dynasty, there was a young man named Kuang Heng who was very studious. Because the family is poor and can't afford to light candles at night, he quietly chiseled a small hole in the wall and borrowed a neighbor's candlelight to read. ...
Nephew: Wait, why doesn't he turn on the light?
Me: Because there is no electricity.
Nephew: Is it because of the lack of electricity?
Me: (panting) No, it's more than two thousand years since the Han Dynasty, when electricity was not invented.
Nephew: Oh. (Pause) When did he make the hole?
Me: (cold) ah? Good evening. Good evening.
Nephew: At night? Isn't he invisible at night? How did you chisel it out?
Me: (pause) That, that, that is daytime.
Nephew: Do you still have time to dig a hole during the day? Why not use this time to read?
Me: (again) this, this I can't remember clearly. Let's tell another story ...
2. Kong Rong lets pears.
Me: In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a child named Kong Rong. When he eats pears, he gives them to adults. ...
Nephew: Wait, how many adults are there? Are they his parents?
Me: (prepared) I don't know, just one.
Nephew: How many small pears are left?
Me: (speechless, frowning) It seems to be one.
Nephew: I see. The big pear must be ripe soon. It's not delicious. Small must be natural green food. ...
Me: (I can't wait to slap him) Say another one. ...
3. Cao Chong is an elephant
Me: During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a child named Cao Chong. A foreigner gave his father an elephant. His father wanted to know how heavy the elephant was, so he asked Cao Chong to weigh it. ...
Nephew: Uncle, stop it. I know. Kill the elephant, cut it into pieces and add it up (triumph).
Me: (eyes wide open) That's a gift. You can't kill it.
Nephew: (Now it's his turn to be speechless) How did the elephant come from?
Me: (a little annoyed) Maybe I used the car.
Nephew: That must be overloaded. Look at the driver's ticket and you'll know what the weight is!
Me: (voice trembling) Another one, another one!
4. Grass boat borrows arrows
Me: During the Three Kingdoms period, Kong Ming was ordered by Zhou Yu to build 100,000 arrows in three days. ...
Nephew: Uncle, wait. What's the arrow?
Me: (The question is finally reliable, I am very happy) It is an advanced weapon that is advanced in ancient times and fired with a bow. ...
Nephew: Oh! (thoughtfully) Is it better than the gun in CS?
Me: No. But there were no guns at that time, only arrows.
Nephew: OK, then go on.
Me: One morning, in the thick fog, Kong Ming set out with more than a dozen boats and a right-wing man.
Nephew: Why is it foggy?
Me: Kong Ming predicted it.
Nephew: Is he a weatherman?
Me: No, he did the math.
Nephew: Is he blind? Fortune teller?
Me: ... (Top-heavy) Me, me, one more, one more, I can't believe I can't finish telling a story!
5. embattled
Me: At the end of Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang competed for hegemony. ...
Nephew: What does hegemony mean?
Me: It means to fight and compete.
Nephew: Oh, it's PK! I hope the landlord will adopt it! ! ! !
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