The jokes about China's good songs in Water Margin.

Xiaoming sleeps in class. The teacher asked Xiaoming, "How many stars are there in the sky?"

Xiao Ming said: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join Beidou!" "

The teacher said, "What? ! Xiao Ming, come to the office with me after class! "

Xiao Ming said, "Let's go!"

The teacher said, "What's the matter with you? Don't you have a primary code book? "

Xiao Ming said, "You have everything I have!"

The teacher said, "I'll call your father!" " "

After a while, Xiaoming's father came. After learning the situation, he said, "Shoot when it's time to shoot!" "

Then I slapped Xiaoming twice.