Jokes about snails and turtles?

A long time ago, there was a snail and a turtle. Suddenly, it occurred to them to compare who walked the slowest. As a result, after the game started, they all stayed where they were. 65,438+000 years have passed, 65,438+0000 years have passed, 65,438+00000 years have passed, and the winner is still undecided. In the end, I don't want to talk to each other. ...

The tortoise was hurt and asked the snail to buy medicine. After waiting for two hours, he did not come back. The tortoise said, damn it, I'll die of pain if I don't come back. At this time, there was a snail's curse at the door: damn it, scold me again, and I won't go. . .