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What embarrassing jokes have you made because of your poor eyesight?

Because of my poor eyesight, I can't see the sign of men's and women's toilets clearly. This is really embarrassing. Now that I think about it, I still want to dig a hole and get in.

At that time, I went to the toilet with my classmates. Because it was night, the icon of the men's and women's toilets in our school was higher at the door. In short, because of the distance and the big night, my roommate and I can't see clearly whether the icon on the toilet is male or female. Finally, one of the ways we thought of was to take photos with the mobile phone, and then look at the pictures on the mobile phone to judge whether it is a men's toilet or a women's toilet. Then we stupidly took pictures in front of the toilet.

I think there may be only my roommate and me on that floor, so it doesn't matter to take pictures at the door of the toilet, but my roommate reminded me that there is a classroom opposite. Many students in the back row are watching us. At that time, we were really embarrassed to drill into the cracks. Then my roommate and I finally confirmed from memory that it was a ladies' room. If it's a men's room, a boy just ran out when we were taking pictures, which would really make a bigger joke.

Of course, myopia affects me more than that. Eating out, as long as you don't wear glasses, you can't see if the boss is talking to me at all. So always take a few more steps every time you order. Because it's really hard to talk to people without looking them in the eye. Of course, what's more regrettable is that when my roommate told me that a handsome guy passed by me, I missed a good opportunity to see him because I didn't wear glasses.

Myopia has really brought a lot of inconvenience to my life. Although there are glasses, contact lenses and cosmetic contact lenses, these can make people with myopia see more clearly. But after all, these things still need manual operation. They may not be troublesome once or twice, but they will be troublesome in the long run, especially when eating hot pot and hot rice. Glasses are really troublesome.