The teacher asked Xiao Ming how much 1 plus 1 equals, a complete collection of hilarious jokes

During class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what one plus one equals, and Xiao Ming said he didn’t know. The teacher asked him to go home and ask his family. Xiao Ming asked his mother: "How much does one plus one equal?" His mother was washing vegetables and said, "This dish is really hard to eat." Xiao Ming asked his father: "What does one plus one equal?" Dad was watching a football game and said: "What a ball!" "Come in." Xiao Ming asked his brother: "What is one plus one equal to?" ". The younger brother was taking a shower and said: "It feels so good." Xiao Ming asked his elder brother: "What is one plus one?" The elder brother was on the phone and said: "Dear, I'm waiting for you outside the door." "Xiao Ming asked his grandma: "How much is 1 plus 1?" Grandma was washing the toilet and said: "My family lives in Masitang, bah ah bah ah yo." Xiao Ming asked his sister: "How much is one plus one?" My sister was writing a composition and said: "Qin Shihuang." The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "What is one plus one?" Xiao Ming said that this dish is really difficult to wash, and the teacher said: "What?" Xiao Ming said that the ball went in, and the teacher slapped Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming said it was really cool, teacher Let Xiao Ming go out, Xiao Ming said, dear, I will wait for you outside the door. The teacher asked where Xiao Ming’s home is. Xiao Ming said that my family lives in Mastan. The teacher asked, who said this, and Xiao Ming said, Qin Shi Huang. /p>