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The humorous remarks about car sharing are insightful

Incisive and humorous remarks about car sharing 1. This car is still a bit small. I should buy the Highlander, at least it has 100 more bricks than this car.

2. Time waits for no one. When all my friends buy houses and cars, I will also look at myself.

3. After struggling for more than half a month, I finally picked up the car!

4. Friends who buy first.

5. Registration means getting married, which means buying a car, which means owning a home again.

6. My sister-in-law picked up the car today, and my sister-in-law asked me to change the car in the group. Well, it’s hard to make ends meet now, so I didn’t dare to make any plans. Anyway, it’s still useful, right?

7. I don’t know why, after I broke up with a man, someone would always tell me that he bought a car. Hasn’t she never seen a car in her previous life?

8. I see everyone buying a car recently and I still can’t get enough of it.

9. My friend bought a new car a month ago. I just met today. I took the time to go out for a late-night snack. The topics discussed at work were different from those discussed before. The horizon is so important. At the same time, I feel that I have a lot of responsibilities on my shoulders. Heavy but long way to go? .

10. Congratulations, congratulations, happy picking up your car! Buying a car means buying happiness, travel and reunion are guaranteed.

11. Time really waits for no one. My friends around me are buying houses and cars one after another. When I look at myself, it seems a bit too finished.

12. Congratulations, congratulations, happy picking up your car!

13. Driving a luxury car does not mean that he is rich, it only means that he has the money to buy a car; wearing formal clothes and walking on the street may mean that he is a rich man, just keeping a low profile. .

14. Don’t drive carelessly, don’t walk impatiently, have peace of mind, and never leave happiness.

15. The three-foot red twill locomotive and the five-foot blessing guarantee you travel in China; divine wealth is open everywhere and good luck rolls in; all roads are smooth and all seasons are safe.

16. If you want to learn well, you must be diligent, be strict with yourself, and strive to be first.

17. It is difficult to keep a low profile when buying a car these days. How much does a Mercedes-Benz G63 cost? 18. Send a sincere greeting, and every word is filled with happiness; give one A string of deep blessings, every moment brings peace and auspiciousness; a deep heartfelt message, everything goes well; I wish my friends: new car on the road, happiness and good health!

19. Let us guard traffic safety loyally, day after day; let us persist in the pursuit of happiness, year after year; warmth is an eternal companion, and peace is a common wish.

20. I obviously have money to buy a car, but I take the bus. I obviously have money to live in a villa, but I rent a house. I obviously have money to show off, but I have no choice but to keep a low profile.

The second humorous talk about car sharing

21. Sometimes being low-key is not necessarily the most popular thing. I want to show off, not be low-key. I bought a car.

22. When a new car arrives, good luck will shine on you. You will be safe and in a good mood. I wish you happiness.

23. After getting off the car, my wife confessed: Don’t drink alcohol and only eat vegetables; drive smoothly and don’t go too fast; obey the traffic rules and be free; if you are tired, take a rest; you The family looks forward to your safe return!

24. One step closer to the big run.

25. There is a kind of sentiment called a drop of water wears away a stone, there is a feeling called looking forward to wear through, there is a kind of expectation called safe travel, there is a kind of warmth called family reunion.

26. I bought a car this afternoon. I’m very happy. What’s even more happy is that you came to see me right away~ Let’s work hard together. Today is a good day.

27. This child said yesterday that he wanted to buy a new car. He drove a white BMW, his mother drove a red BMW, and his father drove a Little Lion car. His expressions became more and more abundant. It seems that the status of the family members has been at the heart of him. Figured it out.

28. Grasp youth, work hard, look forward to the future, and transcendence is up to me.

29. I bought a car, but I wanted to keep a low profile.

30. A meaningful way to show off your car should be to aim the camera at the scene in front, and then a looming car logo will appear, making people think about it.

31. I’m going to pick up the car tomorrow. It’s my first time buying a car, and I’m a lot worried. I’m afraid that the 4S shop will trick me. After all, I can only get the certificate within a month.

32. A high school classmate called me and said he bought a car. They, who have always lived a low-key life, gave me a wake-up call.

33. There are responsibilities on the shoulders of the young and old at home, and there is safety in the heart despite the wind and rain on the road.

34. After ten years of being unheard of, he becomes famous all over the world.

35. My husband said he wanted to buy a car. So start looking now for less than 100,000 mobility scooters. Because I have to pay rent and social security this month. So I'm eating dirt.

36. My classmates have all bought houses and cars. I just want you to drive me.

37. After struggling for more than half a month, I finally lifted the car!

38. I wish Comrade Bai that your car-owning life will be as prosperous as flowers, "drive a high-quality Chinese car and be the proudest Chinese", and at the same time, I wish your car-owning life will be auspicious.

39. It was my first time to pick up a car at a 4S store, and it was another first time in my life. Unfortunately, it didn’t seem perfect, and there were still a lot of things that hadn’t been done yet, but I finally drove the Hongqi HS5 back. Home.

40. I am actually just a brick mover, and I only buy a car to make a living by moving bricks.

Sentences on how to share a car in a low-key manner on Moments

Sentences on how to share a car in a low-key manner on WeChat Moments Part 1

1. Pick up the car today, I first car. I hope my second car will be a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz in my early thirties.

2. I wish you a happy new car, a smooth journey and a safe journey.

3. Safety is the sustenance of parents, safety is the hope of the wife, safety is the blessing of friends, and safety is the wish of the child.

4. Literature comes from diligence, and high scores come from hard work.

5. There is no way. When buying a car in China, you should not only consider yourself, but also consider other factors. Keep a low profile and don't show off your wealth. In fact, there is no wealth to show off. Just buy groceries honestly

6. Youth does not fail your hard work, and time does not fail you. Xiti loves cars and has been on the road of struggle without stopping. I always believe that the harder you work, the luckier you will be. The future is promising.

7. Spend your own money and buy the car you want, with peace of mind.

8. It’s great to have a car, it’s windproof and rainproof. Never drink and drive, stay safe with me.

9. Fight, fight, fight again, fight, fight, fight again!

10. It is difficult to keep a low profile when buying a car these days. How much does a Mercedes-Benz G63 cost?

11. Good steering wheel, safe driving miles, remember the law, we are safe .

12. Before I bought a new car, I would go to the community every day to play with other people’s cars. Now that I have bought one myself, it’s not unusual anymore, and I have to play with other people’s excavators.

13. Do you want to go out this weekend? There are three seats left.

14. I wish my friends that driving in the future will be the same as life, with smooth sailing and a bright future.

15. I bought a car, but I wanted to keep a low profile.

16. Driving a new car will bring you continuous good luck, a bright future, great luck, continuous good things, and rising fortunes!

17. I went there not a few times, but twice. The first time I fell in love at first sight, I paid a deposit, and the second time I submitted a car, paid tax and selected a number

How to post a car in a low-key manner on Moments Part 2

18. I want to buy a car, my family said I am willing to buy a new car, but I want to buy a used car to practice my skills. I have never driven a car. I recently went out of town with my friends and I didn’t dare to drive.

19. Youth is worthy of hard work, and time is worthy of oneself. I love my car. From now on, it will be with me through thick and thin, and I will move forward courageously. Go smoothly.

20. I recently bought a car, but it was a --- brand car.

21. Buying a car is chic. Women know that luxury cars are an important factor. woman. Rich and low-key, showing excellent personality charm is the most powerful human being.

22. Registration means getting married, which means buying a car, which means owning a home again.

23. Whether to drive to work in a new unit is a very difficult question... My mother said to keep a low profile! But I don’t know how to ride an electric bike

24. Travel long distances, drive, and drive fast. However, there may be traffic accidents. You must pay more attention to safety when driving.

25. Time really waits for no one. My friends around me are buying houses and cars one after another. When I look at myself, it seems a bit too finished.

26. The first time I went to pick up the car at a 4S store and took the expressway home. It rained heavily that day, so I was nervous.

27. Bathed in the warm winter sun with my beloved car, the Pentium B70, congratulations I like to buy a new car.

28. I recently bought a car, but it was a --- brand car.

29. I can’t afford a real motorcycle, so I have to fold one out of paper.

30. As the journey begins, blessings are conveyed: I send you warmth and happiness with you; I send you care and peace; I send you ease and comfort; I send you happiness and good luck. I wish you a pleasant journey and happiness!

31. New people, new cars, new weather; New Year, keep it in mind and take a new road; I wish your new car a happy journey!

32. The one who buys first.

33. My first trip in 20XX, I picked up the car at Benxi Station and had dinner at the destination. The next activity was a walk

34. New people, new cars, new atmosphere; In the new year, things are on your mind and you are taking a new path; I wish you a happy journey with your new car!

Three sentences on how to show off your car in a low-key manner on social media

35. Finally, I bought the car I had dreamed of. Take good care of it and wish you good luck in your life.

36. Tell me how you felt when you picked up the car for the first time. How to post on Moments after picking up the car? 37. The pretty girl got married in a low-key manner and bought a car in a low-key manner! Why are there such big differences when we graduate together?

38. Don’t be so wealthy and low-key! You didn't even say a word when you bought the car. Are you afraid that we would ask you to pick it up?

39. How to post on WeChat Moments after picking up the car? When picking up the car, post on WeChat Moments in a low-key and insightful way. From now on, you must start giving way to pedestrians

40. You will always encounter strange people when taking the bus. Crazy, should I buy a car, but I don’t have the money, so I don’t dare to drive it yet.

41. I’m going to pick up the car tomorrow. It’s my first time buying a car, and I’m a lot worried. I’m afraid that the 4S shop will trick me. After all, I can only get the certificate within a month.

42. Because my father bought a new car, I passively accepted his old car for practice.

43. The car is long, the road is long, hold the steering wheel; love is with you, love is with you, and traffic safety is tight.

44. The family has responsibilities on the shoulders of the young and the old, and the road has wind and rain, and the safety in the heart.

45. I am just a bricklayer. I bought a car just to make a living.

46. I bought my first car at the age of 19. I picked it up during the Mid-Autumn Festival in 2019. It was the first time I rode in my own car and I took my own car to take a shower.

47. Recently seen Everyone is buying cars, and I can no longer keep a low profile.

48. Don’t drive carelessly, don’t walk impatiently, have peace of mind, and never leave happiness.

49. Let me introduce my new car to you now: xxx, it fits my temperament so well.

50. Yes, I bought a car, but I want to keep a low profile.

A low-key way to share your car in a circle of friends (47 general sentences)

A low-key way to share your car in a circle of friends (Part 1)

1. Didi, if you get your car, you can leave as soon as you want. Compare your life!

2. It’s your new car, the second car in your life. The total price is 128,000. As soon as the red cloth is lifted, you are no longer an ordinary car. From now on, you will walk with this girl through thick and thin, move forward bravely, and get better and better. .

3. I can’t afford a real motorcycle, I have to fold it out of paper.

4. Heaven, earth, people, vehicles, animals, are intricate and complex. Life is a long journey, measured in seconds. Safety at every step, happiness for life.

5. Before going to bed, I made a note of a smooth car pickup, decoration and license plate. The weather was not bad all day long and it was also my first time on the highway alone.

6. After the female driver picked up the car First time posting status.

7. The husband said he wanted to buy a car. So start looking now for less than 100,000 mobility scooters. Because I have to pay rent and social security this month. So I'm eating dirt.

8. After struggling for more than half a month, I finally lifted the car!

9. I have only had the car for three weeks and it has traveled 2,500 kilometers. I went to see it for renovation. The engine did not brake and it was the first time I put it on a trailer.

10. Since my father bought a new car, I passively accepted his old car training.

11. If you get an Audi, you can travel thousands of miles and be filled with wealth.

12. After getting off the car, my wife confessed: Don’t drink alcohol and only eat vegetables; drive smoothly and don’t go too fast; obey the traffic rules and be free; if you are tired, take a rest; you The family looks forward to your safe return!

13. Travel thousands of miles, obey the traffic rules, do not rush or speed, your family hopes you return safely.

14. From the moment I got the car keys, my excitement never calmed down.

15. Youth is worthy of hard work, and time is worthy of oneself. Xiti loves cars and has been on the road of struggle without stopping. He always believes that the harder he works, the luckier he will be. The future is promising.

16. There is a kind of sentiment called dripping water piercing the stone, there is a feeling called looking forward to wearing out, there is a kind of hope called safe travel, there is a kind of warmth called family reunion.

17. Congratulations, congratulations, happy picking up your car! Buying a car means buying happiness, travel and reunion are guaranteed.

18. It was my first time to pick up a car at a 4S store, and it was another first time in my life. Unfortunately, it didn’t seem perfect, and there were still a lot of things that hadn’t been done yet, but I finally drove the Hongqi HS5 back. Home.

19. People are complicated. A long life, counting the minutes and seconds. Safe every step, happy life.

20. Good medicine tastes bitter, but loyal advice offends the ears.

21. I recently bought a car, but it was a --- brand car.

22. My friend bought a new car a month ago. We just met today and took the time to go out. After having a late night snack, the topics discussed at work are different from those discussed before. Vision is too important, and at the same time, you feel that the burden on your shoulders is heavy and there is a long way to go? .

23. I learned today that a classmate was promoted to business manager. I was really happy for him. I remember when I went back to play with him during the Chinese New Year, we were still riding motorcycles. Today he said he was going to buy a car. Okay, it seems that this kid doesn’t have to be such a loser this year.

24. Set a goal for yourself in the near future, train your car well, and drive it to work. This way my dad will buy a new car as soon as possible so that I can occasionally drive a Q5 or A6.

A low-key comment on the circle of friends about the car (Part 2)

25. The sun is shining, the east wind is sending love, I am happy to get a new car, and travel safely.

26. It is difficult to keep a low profile when buying a car these days. How much does a Mercedes-Benz G63 cost?

27. Driving a new car brings good luck, a long journey, smooth sailing, good things, and rising financial resources!

28. Life is hard, my car is just a tool for making a living;

29. Learning requires hard work and hard work; do not be afraid of shallow knowledge or short-term ambition.

30. I am a liar and a liar. My classmate bought a car before graduation. The second generation of rich people are really good.

31. Buy a car in a low-key manner, live in a high-key manner...

32. After struggling for more than half a month, I finally picked up the car!

33. Congratulations on your new car! Posting on Moments is not to show off, but to commemorate the mood at this moment. I will be thirty and keep up the good work!

34. Outside on the right, an adult is holding a child's hand, looking at the traffic light on the sidewalk. The red light stops and the green light turns green.

35. When traveling long distances, drive and drive fast. However, there may be traffic accidents. You must pay more attention to safety when driving.

36. The car is long and the road is long, so hold the steering wheel in your hand; love and love are with you, and keep the traffic safety tight.

37. I just blame myself for being too casual when I bought the car. I regret it now. This car is very inconvenient for towing cargo.

38. The unexpected Yi Ge, a car of his own, made his happiness index soar.

39. There is a kind of warning called don’t touch, there is a kind of feeling called looking forward to, there is a kind of hope called safe travel, there is a kind of warmth called family reunion.

40. The car is long, the road is long, hold the steering wheel; love is with you, love is with you, and traffic safety is closely linked.

41. It’s not easy to maintain a car. It took five months to wash the car for the first time.

42. You used your own hands to make your own value very low in a few years, but you are still very low. I don't buy a car.

43. Do you want to go out this weekend? There are three seats left.

44. Grasp youth, work hard, look forward to the future, and transcendence is up to me.

45. I originally planned to buy a Guo 6, but after much thought, I decided that buying a 6 would be more showy than practical, so I gave up, kept a low profile, and saved money to buy a car.

46. Good luck with the new car landing! Here comes the ten golden sentences of hanging red.

47. I recently bought a car, but it was an xxx car. Talk about driving mood (Part 1)

1. When the traffic light ebbs, safe driving is the most important thing. Be courteous and orderly to each other. Go home safely and smile to your family.

2. Picked up the car today, my first car. I hope my second car will be a BMW or a Mercedes-Benz in my early thirties.

3. After struggling for more than half a month, I finally picked up the car!

4. Life is hard and my car is just a means of making a living.

5. The full price is 6.6W. I finally picked up the car. I won’t have to squeeze into the green train when I go home. It’s not a good car. Posting it on Moments is not to show off, it’s just for my mood at the moment.

6. Before going to bed, I made a note of a successful car pickup, decoration and license plate. The weather was not bad all day long and it was also my first time on the highway alone.

7. Because my father bought a new car. , I passively accepted his old car training.

8. Good medicine tastes bitter, but loyal advice offends the ears. It will clear the way and remedy the shortcomings.

9. My sister-in-law picked up the car today, and my sister-in-law asked me to change the car in the group. Well, it’s hard to make ends meet now, so I didn’t dare to make any plans. Anyway, it’s still useful, right?

10. I can’t afford a real motorcycle, so I have to fold one out of paper.

11. I have seen everyone buying cars recently, and I can no longer keep a low profile.

12. I finally bought a good car that I have been dreaming about for a long time, so take good care of it.

13. My sister-in-law came to pick up the car today, and she asked me to go to the group to change the car. Well, it is difficult to make ends meet in life now, and I don’t dare to make plans. Anyway, there are still things to use. .

14. The sun is shining brightly, the east wind is blowing, I am happy to get a new car, and travel safely.

15. When you pick up your car, there will be another killer on the road.

16. I don’t want to lie to you because I don’t have a lot of education. I bought a car just to make it easier to work on construction sites.

17. There are too few parking spaces in the community, so you shouldn’t buy this crappy Audi.

18. It’s great to have a car, it’s windproof and rainproof. Never drink and drive, stay safe with me.

19. There is a kind of sentiment called dripping water piercing the stone, a kind of feeling called looking forward to wearing out, a kind of hope called safe travel, and a kind of warmth called family reunion.

Congratulations on how you feel about picking up a car (Part 2)

20. Registering means getting married, and then it also means buying a car, and it also means having another child. Home.

21. Buy a car, the high-end atmosphere under the hood, low-key luxury.

22. You used your own hands to make your own value very low in a few years, but you are still very low. I don't buy a car.

23. Congratulations on buying your car, my Corolla is finally home.

24. I wish Comrade Bai that your car-owning life will be as prosperous as flowers, "drive a high-quality Chinese car and be the proudest Chinese", and at the same time, I wish your car-owning life will be auspicious.

25. The unexpected Yi Ge, a car of his own, made his happiness index soar.

26. Be careful when you go out, but don’t be distracted when driving. Everyone at home is waiting for you to come back.

27. There are responsibilities on the shoulders of the young and old at home, and there is safety in the heart despite the wind and rain on the road.

28. There are close friends in the sea, and they are as close to each other as far as the end of the world. Friends, take care of yourself and wish you a pleasant journey!

29. I don’t know why, after I was with a man, I was always told that he bought a car, and my sister had never seen a car.

30. Sometimes low-key is not necessarily the most popular shower, I want to show off, not low-key, I bought a car.

31. I can’t afford a real motorcycle, I have to fold it out of paper.

32. I met my friend Audi today. Before she said buy a car, I thought it was just a car. The key is that she was too low. I didn't expect this to be possible.

33. My parents decided to buy me a car. After much deliberation, they finally decided to buy the car I liked. Really, if I didn't spend my last life saving the world, it's a huge contribution that I would have had such wonderful parents in my life.

34. I bought a car this afternoon. I'm very happy. I'm even happier that you are coming to see me soon. Today is a good day.

35. Let us guard traffic safety loyally, day after day; let us persist in the pursuit of happiness, year after year; warmth is an eternal companion, and peace is a common wish.

36. Outside on the right side, an adult is holding a child's hand while watching the traffic light on the sidewalk. The red light stops and the green light turns green.

37. Oh my god, I just picked up the car in the morning and was fined for the first time on the road.

38. Travel thousands of miles, obey the traffic rules, do not rush or speed, your family hopes that you will return safely.

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