The joke that the mental patient ran out.

1, a patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

2. A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient: What would you do if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied, then I can't hear you. The doctor listened: mm-hmm. It is normal. The doctor asked again, what if I cut off your other ear again? The patient replied, then I can't see it. The doctor is getting nervous. How could I not see it? The patient replied: because the glasses will fall off.

Two mental patients escaped from the hospital. They ran and climbed a tree. One of them jumped from the tree and rolled and rolled. Then he looked up and said to the man above, hey-why don't you come down? The man above answered him: no-ok-ah-I'm not familiar with it yet.

There is an old lady in a mental hospital. Every day, she wears black clothes and carries a black umbrella. She squatted at the gate of the mental hospital. The doctor thinks that to cure her, we must start with understanding her. So doctors also wear black clothes and carry black umbrellas. They squatted there with her. They spent a month in prison without saying a word. The old lady finally said to the doctor, I'm sorry-

5. A mental patient asked B, "What do you think of the novel I recently finished?" ? B looked at it and replied, "Not bad. However, there are more people. " At this time, the nurse in the mental hospital came in and said, "You put the phone book back for me!" "

6. Two mental patients, A Jun and B Jun, recovered at the same time. Their doctor in charge said to them, "If one of you is ill, the other one will take him to the hospital immediately." Suddenly one day, the doctor's phone rang. It turned out to be Mr. A: "Oh, no, Mr. B has been crawling in my toilet since this morning, not that he is my toilet." "Quick, send him here quickly." A gentleman was silent for a moment: "Well, don't I have a toilet?"

7. In a mental hospital, a mental patient fishes in an empty fish tank every day. One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?" The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you see it was an empty fish tank? "