Children tongue twister joke story

A Lama came from the south with a five-Jin tower. From the north, he is dumb. Don't pin a horn at your waist. Lamas like Tilata want to trade their horns for dumb horns. Stupid people who can't talk don't want to trade their horns for the tower of Lama Tilata. Lama Tirata takes the tower, but he can't play the trumpet. The dumb man who didn't play the trumpet hit Lama Tilata with his trumpet. I don't know if the Lama of Tilata took the tower and broke the speakers of other dumb speakers. I wonder if another speaker's mute Nalaba broke the tower of Lama Tirana. Ta Dun, Lama of Tirata, don't be dumb.

Red dates, selling eggs

1. Go out of the east gate and cross the bridge. There is a jujube tree in front of the bridge, which hits dates with poles, with more green and less red, one date, two dates, three dates, four dates, five dates, six dates, seven dates, eight dates, nine dates and ten dates; Ten jujubes, nine jujubes, eight jujubes, seven jujubes, six jujubes, five jujubes, four jujubes, three jujubes, two jujubes and one jujube are circuitous. Just say it in one breath.

2. There was a lazy man, whose real name was Ruan, carrying a basket to sell eggs and shouting "sell eggs" and "sell eggs". No one came to buy eggs, not because the variety of eggs was chaotic, but because the skin of eggs was too soft. It's hard to buy rice without selling eggs, and it's a long way to go home for dinner. Burn the burnt grass to keep warm, and eat some soft eggs in the basket.

Master 44. Scoop hot oil with a copper spoon.

1. There are temples in the mountains and cities outside the mountains, with 33 disciples and 44 masters. Thirty-three disciples practiced calligraphy in the temple, and forty-four masters went to work in the city. Thirty-three disciples spent forty-four hours and forty-four masters walked thirty-three miles. I walked 33 miles, did 44 things and spent 44 hours writing 33 words.

2. Scoop hot oil with copper spoon, cool oil with iron spoon, cool oil with copper spoon and cool oil with iron spoon. Spoon the oil into the frying spoon, and there will be delicious food every month. Stew squid pieces first, then chop mutton strips. The fire burns under the stove, the oil is cooked in the spoon, and the pot is as hot as a copper spoon and an iron spoon.

Two geese, mother-in-law and wet nurse are by the river.

1. Mother-in-law and Mammy came to the hillside. Mother-in-law silently picked mushrooms, while Mammy silently pulled out radishes. Mother-in-law took a broken dustpan, Mammy took a thin basket, Mother-in-law picked a small mushroom with a half dustpan, and Mammy pulled out a big radish with a basket. Mother-in-law picks mushrooms to make cakes, and mother sells radishes to buy steamed bread.

2, two geese by the river, white goose and gray goose, oh, oh, love to sing, sing thirsty and hungry, hold your head high and suck moths, and moths can't find a nest on the shore. The grass nest was dark and short, so we had to cross the river. The river is really warm, and I can't go hungry any more. I am really happy to travel and sing love songs with peace of mind.