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The joke that the refrigerator was thrown down.

The souls of three dead people came to God together, and God said, "How did you all die? Tell me, whoever is the worst will go to heaven. "

A short man spoke first: "I was dating my lover that day." Who would have thought her husband was back? I quickly hid in a box in her house. I don't know who threw the box out of the window, and I fell dead. " God sighed. I think there are too many disasters in the world.

Then, a fat man said, "when I first arrived at the company that day, I heard from my private investigator that my wife was having an affair with a man at home." I hurried home. My home is on 18 floor, and the elevator broke down that day. When I came in, I only saw my wife in bed. I looked around and saw a pair of hands on the balcony. I thought it was an adulterer. I tried. God shook his head.

The last person, anxious, said, "They are nothing. I am the worst. I clean the glass of a building in a cleaning company. One day, I accidentally fell downstairs. Fortunately, I grabbed the balcony of a family. Not only did a madman stomp on my hand, but I also fell down and didn't die. When I first arrived, I was killed by a box falling from the sky! ! ! . "God is speechless. ...