Funny quotes

The ratio of men to women is three to one, which means that one couple is gay and the other is gay. Let’s take a look at some humorous quotes! Humorous quotes (1)

1. I only had a nosebleed once, but I mistakenly used a sanitary napkin as a mask!

2. All victories are insignificant compared with conquering yourself.

3. If you do this again in the future, don’t blame me for turning against me!

4. Men who come home early tell stories to their wives; men who come home late make up stories. Tell the story to my wife.

5. When you see a dime, is there any need to suffer? Just throw it to the begging buddy next to you and let him be depressed...

6. Could it be that you are the one who was in the Huashan sword debate back then? The martial arts industry is unparalleled in the world. There is only one of them. The young novice adopted by the mentally retarded master of the Shaolin Temple, who is said to be a pear blossom crushing the begonia. His imbecile pet dog, Wangcai, crushed by a cockroach. A ball of dung that Xiaoqiang once rolled over?

7. The real measure Our method of wealth is to see how much we are worth when we don’t have a penny.

8. Buddha said: I also use Fuyanjie!

9. For men, the upper body is cultivation, and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait, and the lower body is trap.

10. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

11. No book in the world can bring you good luck, but they can make you quietly become yourself.

12. I have spread out my summer homework on the balcony, you can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

13. Fish said: "I open my eyes all the time so that I can't leave you." Water said: "I flow tirelessly all day long just to surround you and hold you tightly." ." Guo said: "It's almost done and there's so much nonsense."

14. I can cook instant noodles of various flavors. Do you want to consider marrying me?

15. Life is like: the deaf hears the mute say that the blind see ghosts.

16. If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.

17. When smart people have nothing to do, the methods thought up by fools must be the most useful!

18. When facing the test paper, I found that I got Bai Xue sick. Humorous and Funny Quotations (2)

1. God closes a door for you and then goes to sleep.

2. It is not difficult to be a good person for one day, but it is difficult to be a rich person for a lifetime.

3. Successful people complain about social injustice, while unsuccessful people complain about society’s injustice to themselves.

4. High math is three points determined by nature, seven points depends on hard work, and there is really nothing I can do about the remaining ninety points.

5. When love comes to an end, the weak will cry non-stop, the efficient will immediately look for the next target, and the smart will have already prepared the next one.

6. Men marry because they are tired, women marry because they are curious; in the end they will both be disappointed.

7. How can a woman expect to get happiness from a man if he insists on treating her as a completely normal person.

8. Many people like to use ethereal things like spiritual thought to try to defeat the rich, because they don’t have to pay taxes when they brag.

9. After hiding from the rain all my life, will Yu feel sad? I have been taking classes for half my life, but I haven’t gotten pregnant in class yet!

10. When I first entered college, I was worried about the future. Should he marry a lady from a wealthy family to support him in his career? Or marry a beautiful and virtuous Biyu from a small family and live a comfortable life. Now I realize that I really thought too much at that time.

11. Love always starts with self-deception and ends with deception.

12. When I was young, I always lacked a correct understanding of myself. Sometimes I feel that I have extraordinary abilities and the sky is vast, and sometimes I feel that I am useless and ordinary and incompetent. When I grew up and experienced a lot, I gradually recognized myself, only to realize that I was originally useless and ordinary and incompetent.

13. Without a full wallet, there is no peace of mind. Many people are putting the cart before the horse.

14. Mistaking indulgence for chicness, mistaking decadence for freedom, mistaking escaping responsibilities for pursuit of self-worth. It's just laziness and fear of hardship. There are so many good reasons.

15. Some people work hard all their lives, just to squeeze from the fourth stream of society to the third stream.

16. After working hard for so many years, anyone with a bit of talent should have some signs of success.

17. I chased my dreams. Others said I was naive and ridiculous, but I persisted. Finally, I discovered that I was really naive and ridiculous.

18. Women’s life in the world is much easier than that of men. They have too many taboos. Humorous Quotations (3)

1. I would never stupidly post the famous brands I bought online because I can’t afford them.

2. Compliments never disarm a woman, but they can disarm a man. This is the gender difference.

3. "Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream." "Who are you, that you can get the whole world to oppose you?"

4. Do your best to do it. The best, maybe not as good as others doing it casually

5. Good looks and a lot of money are the passes to enter and exit upper-class social activities.

6. You are a good girl, reading, watching movies, and traveling alone until that rainbow-colored person appears in your life. Read books I haven’t read, watch movies I haven’t seen, and go to destinations I haven’t been with you. Then you will be surprised to find that he does this with you just to sleep with you.

7. Don’t tell me how much the prince loves Cinderella. He has to rely on glass slippers to forget what he looks like after just one night.

8. Sometimes, others are very cold to you. , may not be your problem. Maybe he just doesn't like ugly people.

9. I think God overestimated his abilities when he created humans.

10. Time is like a butcher's knife. It is said for those who are good-looking. For those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them...

11. How can there be anything? Loneliness means no one loves you. Where is loneliness? Isn’t it just leisure? Where is despair? Isn’t it poverty?

12. Sometimes you won’t be able to do anything if you don’t work hard. Know what despair is.

13. In this era where handsome guys and beautiful women are rampant, when others evaluate you as reliable and cute, you know what it actually means.

14. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who makes you look ugly and have no money?

15. Depending on your parents you are a princess, relying on a man you are a princess, relying on yourself you are a beggar

16. Make up your mind every night to change from tomorrow, live a good life and work hard. At noon the next day, I turned over in bed and said, "Fuck, let's do it another day."