Give me five hilarious jokes, and be sure to be funny.

1 At the end of junior high school graduation, the classroom was stuffy and the English teacher took off his coat while talking.

When the teacher picked it halfway, a boy suddenly shouted: Take it off! Uncle has plenty of money!

The whole class was suddenly silent!

The teacher found smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher asked, "Where did you get the smell of smoke?"

"Body fragrance"

I didn't pass the exam in primary school. After the exam, parents should sign the papers. I don't even want to live if I get this result back!

The next day, the teacher asked me why I didn't ask my parents to sign it. I said: Dad can't write or sign.

The teacher was extremely annoyed: "I go to school with your father." I wonder if he can write? "

The newlyweds are making out at home.

My husband suddenly complained, "Wife, this bed is creaking loudly. What if someone hears it? "

The wife disdainfully replied, "It's okay, husband. If I speak louder, others won't hear the bed ring!" " "

5. Dating my girlfriend, I saw someone in front who looks like my girlfriend, so I went up and patted her ass.

She slapped me as soon as she turned her head.

Then someone patted me on the shoulder. ...

My girlfriend slapped me as soon as I turned my head.