Singles' Day is a single period.

Do you know the benefits of learning some jokes? When we meet for the first time, there is always the embarrassment of not knowing what to say. At this time, you need some jokes to ease the atmosphere. Here, I collected jokes about Singles Day for you, hoping to help you!

On Singles Day, 1 1. It is men who can forgive women's lies.

2. Put aside your troubles, come on, let's shout together: I'm single! I am very happy!

3. Bachelor: The weapon spectrum in Jianghu is upstart, commonly used at home, necessary for travel, able to dig corners and collect herbs, and has the miraculous effect of attracting bees and butterflies for self-entertainment, which is deeply loved by young friends.

It's time for the brothers' party!

5. Whoever says that11.11is Singles' Day will be single. I think the real meaning of 11is:1generation 65438.

6. Who wants to spend this year with me11.11? I will let her spend Mother's Day next year.

7. I can only entrust my happiness to my left hand on Singles Day this year!

8. I hate being told? Happy singles day? Damn it, I have to say? Thank you? .

9. Someone asked me, are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I am not alone, will I become a dog?

10. It's Singles Day again. Senior Yue rewards VIP customers who have been in contact for a long time, and the red line of express mail is free, so whoever you want can take it.

1 1. Jianghu is ridiculous. Singles are the most boring, dating all day, hooking up everywhere, being free and carefree. But today is the once-in-a-century Super Singles Day. Why don't you get someone to take it off? Light? I wish you happiness!

12. How much sadness can you have, just like a group of bachelors going to a brothel.

13. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

14. If you don't love, say you don't love. Don't tell labor and management: we are not suitable.

15. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

16. Married poor compatriots, look at the top ten sources of our happiness!

About Singles Day: 2 1. It's 1 1, the annual Singles Day! Friend, are you still single? Are you happy?

On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

What can I keep my beloved girl without a ticket?

4. No gifts on holidays today, only boyfriends!

How can you be so calm about those people who secretly love me? It's almost Singles' Day, so make a confession.

6. My birthday happens to be165438+1October 1 1, my house number is 1 1, and my middle school is in class1.

7. Sitting at home on Singles' Day, I saw a pair of points.

8. The bachelor is bitter. He is twenty-five, and no one can mend his clothes when they are broken.

9. It doesn't matter if we are single. I'm afraid that someone who finds a girlfriend will claim to be divorced from the bachelor relationship. What's the big deal about having a girlfriend? Other girls may not necessarily marry you, but they are also willing to spend money to marry other wives. In fact, we are as clever as fools.

10. I live in tragedy, which shows that God makes me strong.

1 1. If I die of a fever in Henan, brothers remember to collect the body, thank you! Must there be air conditioning in the coffin?

12. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

13. That's how brothers should play tricks. I was wrong about you.

14. Flowers are similar year after year, year after year? The same person.-or a person? Singles' Day signature

About Singles Day: 3 1. If God wants to be a great man in Sri Lanka, he must first put up with his will. It's not that God doesn't help us, but that God trusts us and has a great responsibility. There is a long way to go. It's us, the mainstay.

2. No gifts on holidays today, only girlfriends! I wish bachelors a happy holiday and receive gifts in advance.

We are single and carefree. We don't have to worry about being cuckolded by others all day, but we can also cuckold others all day and let them be turtles. How happy I am!

If you want to fight, I will. My brothers are all Altman.

5. The best recipe for Singles Day: two fried dough sticks and two green onions for breakfast, two ribs and two bottles of beer for lunch; Have two bowls of noodles and two hams for dinner. If you eat like this, you won't need this recipe next year!

My brother said that not every girl can wear stockings.

7. Ugly stroke 4 and bad stroke 7 add up to 1 1, which is the reason for being single.

8. When will there be a bachelor? Ask heaven for wine. I wonder if there are any immortals in the sky. How many people are single? I want to ride home in the wind, afraid that I am still single, and the sky is lonely. Why should I be a fairy?

9. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

10. I am single, I am invincible, I am single, I am glorious, I am single, I am handsome, I am single, who am I afraid of! 165438+1October 1 1 here it is. I wish the bachelors in the world a heroic attitude and win the other half in one breath.

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