General ambassador joke

Choose between Qin Shihuang and Confucius. The former will show him the twenty-four histories. Let him sigh, their winners are second and third, and even eternal, with endless jokes. The latter let him have a look at the Confucianism he founded and how his disciples and grandchildren gradually reduced the Chinese nation to the wheel of foreign powers.

Add one more: Fu Kang 'an, 1793. As a general of maintaining stability in the Qing Dynasty, this gentleman said to the British ambassador, "Look at it or not." This kind of gun operation is certainly nothing unusual! 1840, the Qing army was defeated by the British.

Imagine if our general watched the American Ford-class aircraft carrier equip us with tactics and said, it doesn't matter whether you look at this thing or not. What's the big deal? Not rare. General Liu Huaqing's coffin board won't hold. Some people say that Yan will be resurrected and reincarnated in the next life (ridiculous: how do you know that Yan is dead)

Some people say that Guiguzi will be resurrected and this mysterious figure who looks like a ghost and a god will write an autobiography.

Some people want to revive Pangu and let everyone have land (do you love farming so much)

Someone wants to resurrect Ying Zheng, let Ying Zheng watch the Twenty-Four History again, and let him know that his two or three is just a joke.

Someone wants to revive golf and let him revive China football again!

Someone wants to resurrect Yang Guifei and see if she is beautiful or I am beautiful in Xiaopang!

Someone wants to resurrect Cao Xueqin and let him tell us what the real ending is in the last forty chapters!

Some people want to resurrect Confucius and ask him to persuade his children to put down their mobile phones and computers (not to persuade their parents to put down their mobile phones and computers first) so that he can change the wine culture in Shandong (drunk driving is repeatedly prohibited)

Someone wants to be resurrected ......

In short, people who want to be resurrected are all branded in the long river of mankind.