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Ask the heroine to travel through the novel in a modern way. The novel worn by the soul is very powerful, and the hero loves the heroine very much!

1。 The night is as cool as a shower-flowers are flying at night (end)

The hostess is very cold since she was a child, which is my favorite character.

-this Vincent is more attractive in the plot. When the story developed to 1/3, the woman died with a bang, and she took severe revenge on those who hurt her before she died (I think it was called Japanese). Wandering for half a year, she possessed herself in a brothel, with an ordinary face, but her mind remained the same. After the new life, everything will be more wonderful!

Well, it doesn't seem modern, but reincarnation is also a kind of crossing (don't turn your eyes around).

Sometimes, the ugly things are not necessarily good things!

Zhang waited for a while and touched his face, with a shallow smile on his lips: Will this body be the same?

2。 Yun Ni Golden Temple (End)

When I come back to build a temple for you, I will use your name "Golden Temple"-for whom the Golden Temple is built, it is whose world.

The meaning of my rebirth when the flowers bloom.

-Really cut to the chase and cooperate with me. From the beginning, I was reborn as a woman at the bottom of the golden palace. The lover in my previous life was the owner of the Golden Temple. The woman called the Golden Temple, and the man really built it for her. Infatuation.

I don't know how long it's been, but I forgot everything a long time ago, and only the most important things are left in my mind. "If there is a chance, I want to learn the most powerful martial arts, and I want to find Liu Xuan. Deep in my mind is a warm jade with a faint white light, and the word Liu Xuan is deeply engraved on it. "

I don't know who has been repeating this sentence-"If you learn the most powerful martial arts and try your best to get a piece of moist jade engraved with" Liu Xuan ",you can turn your life around."

If I can be reborn, please give me a chance to turn my life around. However, will it be reborn?

3。 Chen Gongmu Fei (end)

In the deep palace, the story of an avenger returning to the world. It takes a thousand years to wake up like a dream, and the initiator of that year has been honored and reborn in the body of a little maid-in-waiting. What will she do with it?

Taking the world as a chess game, she holds a double-edged sword of hatred. Is the final outcome the determination of "no matter what, no unity" or the liberation of "boating in the rivers and lakes, * * * words last forever" ...

-also at the beginning, I went straight to rebirth, which seemed to be revenge, but I always felt that the development of the plot behind it was too complicated, which seemed to be a bit off topic, so I didn't insist on watching it.

However, more than N people like it, which is also in line with my theme of "rebirth". Please recommend it.

4。 Luan: My first half, my second half.

5。 Yibu world

The similarity between the two films is that they are both worn by the soul. They met the emperor, and you were jealous of me and died. The emperor was heartbroken, so they went back to modern times to find their original bodies and put them on again.

I regard the second body change as "rebirth". I am very excited. Naturally, it's time to see the emperor again. I wonder if he can recognize that woman.

These two films also cover the next topic, which is recommended in detail below.

Second, brother and sister forget the love of the year

Incest is not my hobby, but naturally refers to brothers and sisters of different ages.

Maybe everyone thinks that women are older than men before wearing them, but they either wear tires or dress up as girls, so they can't be said to be old.

Stimulation: The woman always treats the man as a child, while the man grows up little by little and gradually has the ability to protect her. I don't know which day, the woman suddenly found that this man who can easily pick himself up and stand in front of himself to protect himself is no longer a child. The woman blushed and her heart beat (I grinned).

1。 Lonely World-Xin Li (end)

I looked up in shock and saw a perfect black pendant.

"Come on up." The voice was cold, but there was warmth in Huang taiji's eyes. "Stupid woman!"

I grinned and murmured, "Where am I stupid?" Move a little and take a hissing breath.

"What's the matter?" He didn't notice that I was wrong, and then he jumped off the horse.

"It may be a sprained ankle."

He crouched down and gently pinched my left ankle with his forefinger and thumb. My left foot twitched with pain. He said, "I'll be fine if I don't hurt my bone."

I took off my shoes in a rage and threw them far away. "This thing is really harmful!"

"It's your own fault, but take it out on your shoes. Yes ... you are so naive! "

I am very angry. How old does he think he is? Actually ... calling me naive? In a fit of pique, I was about to give him a free meal, but suddenly my body was suspended and he picked me up.

This ..... this feeling is super weird! For a long time, in my impression, only when I was a child would I often hug him and coax him, but I never thought that one day I would be hugged by him in turn!

-Don't say it! Is a person who hasn't seen this movie still a travel fan? It is worthy of being a model of love between brothers and sisters! The love stories of other brothers and sisters are eclipsed in front of them. Because no matter how you shape it, it is not as exciting as Huang taiji ~ ~ the best emperor!

2。 Luan: the first half, the second half-Tianxi (end)

He is the emperor, and he has spoiled me for 60 years. He is my grandson, but also my lover; In the first half of my life, I was his aunt, helping the Lord ascend to the throne and become the emperor forever. In the second half of my life, I was his wife and watched him strategize and create the great cause of the future. "I was spoiled in the storm for half my life and buried my old dreams in the autumn rain for several years." ...

-Well, Grandson ... Hum! Boys and girls are classified as brothers and sisters!

The woman dressed as Ma Su Lagu, the aunt of Emperor Kangxi Michelle Ye, had an unforgettable love affair with Emperor Kangxi at the age of 5, which is a unique way in the clean-up articles. The author also took great pains in the plot arrangement, so that the daughter of the hostess can run with her in the future (just kidding, just enjoyable). It's a matter of age ~ ~ ~

Michelle Ye is good, but in my opinion, going to Huang Taiji is more exciting (star eyes ~ ~ ~).

3。 Yang Ran (finished product), water immersion, green and brocade dyeing.

Like a touch of Leng Yue, proudly blooming between the cold peak and the snow.

A stunning and elegant teenager, his expression is indifferent, his blue eyes are like glass, but his eyes are trance-like and blurred, hiding all his sharpness deeply.

I suddenly smiled, and there was a unique charm between my eyebrows and eyes.

It's just a simple spell, like a colorless and tasteless poison. However, once infected, it is hopeless.

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Although it is written about the court, it is not a story of the harem vying for favor.

The identity of Lian and Jinyi, and the direct blood of the Queen, doomed the twin brothers and sisters to have endless honor and glory from birth.

However, it is clear that this is a reincarnation, and Jinyi is not a brother.

However, from the first sight of those eyes as clear as the winter sky, I made up my mind to keep him with me for a lifetime.

They vowed never to betray!

-at the beginning of the article, people feel that they are playing the ambiguous card of brothers and sisters, but look closely, the mode of men and women getting along is not simply who protects who, but depends on each other. If I have to give a reason for recommendation, it should be because it is unconventional, not blindly grasping the female host for the purpose of making the male host sad, and not arranging many men such as princes and princes to accompany you to win the game to set off how charming the female host is. You know, the most unbearable thing about reading too many books is platitudes. This is very special.

Well, it will be brother and sister in a few minutes! It's not negotiable! !

Third, have great changes before and after!

CJ point is the gender of personality.

Excitement: The former owner possessed a very bad personality and often abused servants or something. The temperament of the woman after wearing it is compared, and people around her generally feel: damn it! Guanyin reincarnation! So often the hostess is a little kind, and everyone around her is moved.

1。 Love Can't Be Abandoned —— On Shimizu (End)

Through a woman who killed someone.

That woman killed him because of love and hate. I didn't do it, but I'm her now.

A happy journey, how much laughter, can dispel his sadness?

But the journey of life, what should people do to win all the way? ......

-I don't know if you have a complex. I like to watch the hostess put on a woman who was notorious for her cruelty before her death, and use the surprised reaction of people around her to highlight the kindness of the hostess after her rebirth. I like it anyway. This article is just to my taste! A woman wakes up to find a man hanging naked in the room, and the shocking scars on her body are all left by her former owner! ? How can the hostess's calm personality collect this mess and heal the physical and mental wounds of others? See for yourself.

First, the unrestrained class.

1。 Let's try this world-Dump Leng Yue (End)

A woman who has been praised as "a snow moon in plain clothes, absolute beauty" is just unscrupulous in words and deeds and wild as the wind. How can such a person who makes the world sigh, in that devastated troubled times, be "unscrupulous like the wind"?

-I will always remember this man who is dressed in white, wearing a shawl and black hair, loves to rob the stingy old man to save people, loves to bicker and fight with the black fox, loves to punish evil and promote good with peerless martial arts, loves to gorge himself in front of the emperor, and walks around the rivers and lakes like the wind. This is not in vain.

2。 The song of the end of the world-endless years (end)

Lao Ze looked at Brother Hang quietly and smiled slowly. "Don't want to stay here? Want to wander the world from now on? All right! I will help you! "

Six years later, Hangge finally came to the conclusion that he was cheated!

Six years later.

Lao Ze said that a ranger should know martial arts, sing and practice three winters and three winters and three summers. At the same time, help the drunken east wind to eliminate three religions and nine streams.

Laoze said that the ranger should be proficient in melodic songs and dances and perform songs ... At the same time, he should be a musician and dancer in Drunk East Wind.

Laoze said that the ranger should also eat, and the gentleman loves money well, and he also sings ... and works as an accountant in drunken Dongfeng.

Laoze said that the ranger is a person who should take care of himself, sing ... and be a drunk chef.

Laoze said that a ranger should be knowledgeable and can sing ... As a result, everyone in Linzhou knows that drunken Dongfeng has a living history.

Laoze said that the ranger still needs ...

Ruyi said while counting the silver tickets, "Lang Ze! This little song is really amazing, you can do anything! "

Ada said while tasting delicious food: "Zegongzi, my craft is also considered a successor. Xiao Song is really shine on you and better than blue!"

Grandpa and grandma continued to die. Before they left, they both took Lao Ze's hand: "Ze Gongzi, thanks to your excellent training, Miss, we can also explain to Master Jing ..."

Brother Hang said angrily, "Old fox! ! ! Six years ago, when I was young, you bullied me, and you lured me with Tianya Star ... six years in vain! I want to be a ranger, not the number one drunk Dongfeng! ! ! "

-it depends on how the hostess plays the game smartly, whether it is true and not cruel, and whether it is light and funny. Come, look here, look here ~ ~ The hostess is free and easy, loves to tease beautiful women, and is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is determined to be a forest ranger. The scene may not be as grand as Trial World, and the plot may not be refined, but it is also quite interesting. In short, it is worth reading!

Second, the peerless genius class

1。 Genius girl-easy to be happy (end)

If you just look at the topic and think that it is just a clever little woman to help a man, then you are all wet! Don't be misled by the title so easily. )

She doesn't know what happiness is, but when she comes to this strange place, she finds herself smiling every day. It turns out that happiness is a very easy thing.

What is happiness? He doesn't know. He only knew that he was going to throw himself on the floor and make a wish, but she easily provoked his happy nerves. It turns out that happiness is so simple, so if you want to be happy forever, is it just to let her stay with you all your life?

After watching this film, I don't know how to be a full-fledged genius. In the past, I wanted the hostess to behave well or in other articles. I collected a lot of knowledge from the Internet for the hostess to blurt out and treat the readers as smart people. Reading too much naturally makes me feel empty. What impressed me most about shaping genius was Princess Weiguo.

Moreover, the talented woman portrayed in this film (from the age of 8) gives people a very real impression of genius, and the plot is wonderful ~ ~ Xiaoxiang's V text! The quality is guaranteed ~ ~ and most of the items you wear can't wait, but this one was laid before the hostess wore it, and everyone was sad to die. I, a reader, also want to cry a little, which is rare in other travel articles.

2。 My name is Dafu —— A still wind at night (serial)

-What a vulgar name ...

Before I was ten, the whole world knew that I was an idiot.

I left everyone's sight after I was ten years old, but the name Dafu has become synonymous with idiots all over the world.

Four years later, a girl named Dafu became famous all over the world, but she was not crazy at all. ...

M: Every morning, the guy in Absolute Beauty will lazily knock on the bar, then wait for me to serve green tea, rinse my mouth and get up in various ways. Alas, I have to admire myself. I'm too amazing to be interested in him.

One person: Sima Qiudi changed another dress, which turned out to be a rare orange dress in the palace. Amber hat, orange dress and red towel make a face richer and more beautiful. As usual, he has a fan in his hand, this time a sandalwood fan. But in my opinion, he is more like an orange with a toothpick.

There are two men: I don't know the last one. I just watched Xuanyuan wait for him personally. This person is either rich or expensive, and the latter is more likely. I guess casually that his real identity is Xie Guojun, which is normal.

Suddenly I can't laugh, Yi Gongzi. God, it's really a random guess. Prince Xie's name is not it?

Even for someone like me who has read too many cliches and often vomits, this article is really good. Female dementia woke up unexpectedly after 10 years and became a genius. There are few places in this film that abuse my heart. Every day, there are many sweet words that men and women get along with (most of them are teased by women), which finally frees my mind.

Third, the cold and cheerless killer

1。 Phoenix dominates the world-Liu Yue (end)

Well, I know the protagonist is a shadow, not a killer, but part-time job is ok.

Chaos is beginning to open, thunder is loud, and storm is crazy.

Lonely souls wander between heaven and earth. I can't find what I want inside.

The universe is vast, the battlefield of killing. Countless creatures were buried. Watching death coldly and laughing wildly.

Only in this land can we see the truth without heart.

The strength of indifference can't resist the distant eyes. I can't learn to be gentle, but I'm black and blue myself.

Life is impermanent, like a flash of fire A position that requires nothing but despair in silence.

Words are like sugar in the ear and warm in the heart. Indescribable power grows in a lonely soul.

Convergence and sharpness, I would rather dance to madness in the dust.

The soul is flying and looks very happy. Until the blade cuts off its wings!

Through a thousand years, just to be by your side. The karma of reincarnation, no one can avoid despair.

At the parting place, a lonely soul is singing:

Dream of red dust, what's wrong with death?

-The temperament of the female host, the coexistence of good and evil after dressing up as a sovereign, makes me feel very fresh, because the emperor will be eclipsed in front of him (her) when he gestures, careful and decisive, but he is lazy from time to time and doesn't want to think much, completely abandoning the abnormal prophetic protagonist style of knowing the overall situation in one step.

Look at those who don't love beauty! This fake beauty is absolutely wonderful! Don't watch and regret for a lifetime!

2。 Crossing Killer Queen-Lv Yan (completed)

Ou Qing, a cold-blooded killer,

Leng Yaofeng-the person she shouldn't love,

So she was doomed to die under his gun, and it was all over.

But why did she travel to an ancient time without historical records?

The face exactly like the leader made her deeply guilty.

She destroyed everything about the leader, including his wife and daughter.

So after crossing, she was doomed to atone,

She became his dark guardian, guarding his safety with her life,

But when, everything changed.

She can't love or dare to love,

Because her love is doomed to be a tragedy, just as she once fell in love with cold.

-the hostess is a cold type. She is a modern killer. She died because her leader was implicated by herself. After crossing, she met a second prince who looked like a leader and decided to protect her with her life to atone for her sins. At the same time, she silently bears the hatred of her brother. She gives me a feeling like a gray field, which makes people pity.

Fourth, make public arrogance.

1。 Who owns the world-the dance of robbers (end)

When the passage slowly closed, I couldn't help looking back, and a little tear slowly slipped from the corner of my eye. "Farewell, husband, I'm sorry, I promised to accompany you all my life, but after all, because I killed evil, I lost you forever, so forget me ..." I made my last wish in this life, and then I walked forward to the unknown future, not knowing that I was waiting ahead.

-The heroine's name is "World". She wore it twice with the memory of two generations. She is a child prodigy, and she doesn't like to hide anything as she usually does when crossing the heroine. But I like it. In a previous life, she helped the people she loved the most to achieve imperial hegemony. She died on her wedding night, and others know what's the use of this throne without her? So the soul will chase her to this life, so you don't have to worry about another bloody drama, which is more important than beauty, and women are the most important!

Most outsiders in love suspect that there may be infidelity when they get along with each other. As the master of the world, they don't know that past lives have come together, and that unique empathy can't accommodate others' doubts!

Five, deep thinking class

1。 The Night Song of the Tang Dynasty-Bobo (Serial)

She traveled to the Tang Dynasty, which did not belong to her memory.

The lover of previous life became the father of this life,

Her childhood friends gave her the deepest betrayal,

The unspeakable forbidden love has become a tool for people to use.

She just wanted to go with the flow, but she was pushed to the peak of power step by step.

When all the flowers are gone, where to go, it's all in "Tang Ye Yin"!

-the author's new work after Wan Qingsi! Although it's still a big pit, I'm trapped inside. The hostess is calm and wise in every detail, but emotionally abused. To put it more vividly, she belongs to Haiyuan Ai type, which makes people feel distressed. The reasoning ability of the male master (should be the thief handsome Han Xiang) is absolutely the same as Conan's!

2. "Feng Tian Yi Xia"-Nalan [I found Nalan's works quite good! ] (closed)

A sudden palace coup created a sharp-edged woman!

She understands that in this age when men are superior to women,

Women can't be too smart,

Otherwise, it is immoral.

She understands that in this age of men with three wives and four concubines,

Women can't ask men to be single-minded,

Otherwise, you are jealous. She secretly ordered herself,

Put away all your sharpness and be an ordinary woman.

But the sudden palace coup,

Let her have a world where she can display her talents.

And a man who understands that she regards her as a confidant,

That's her beloved husband,

The king of this country.

So even if the whole world spits on her,

She also wants to defend the country he built for him,

Because they still have a "seven-year contract".

-Another smart woman with brilliant ideas. I found that as long as the hostess is smart enough, I can be less demanding. Alas, it is a blessing for the hostess to have a penny. Men and women are affectionate and do not abuse their hearts. I admire the kind of woman who can start planning for ultra-long-term things as soon as something happens. How amazing! !

Recently, I dressed up as a nobody and snored against a noble person, which caused aesthetic fatigue. The hostess is still smart and self-reliant.

Because of heavy feelings, I would rather be broken, but because of infatuation, I would like to be broken.

Sixth, tenacious survival class

1. Dreams and Flowers-Lan Xue-Phoenix Snow (End)

I am just a little woman, greedy for comfort, greedy for money and lust, and afraid of death;

I am just a little woman with long hair and short knowledge. I can't hate my country and my family.

I am just a little woman, indifferent, cool thin indifferent, born perfect;

As long as you live, there is hope-this is my eight-character motto.

So, I want to live, live well, and I will do whatever it takes.

I despise meeting a man when the woman goes somewhere. When she was in danger, she ran into a handsome boy. As soon as she scratched her skin, countless beautiful men set their eyes on her. Her charm is so great that the first priority of crossing is to be captured by the prince and report it, and then try their best to escape. It always makes me feel that it is a matter of plot arrangement, which has little to do with the efforts of the hostess herself.

But this is very different. The heroine in the book doesn't have the magic of squinting, and she feels flesh and blood. Moreover, I dare to clap my chest and say that most of the preferential treatment she got was won by her own efforts, with little luck and little help from men. The strength of that little man makes me look so sweet!

In particular, her maid was violently attacked and mentally confused. She forced her maid to shout again and again, "I have just been bitten by a mad dog!" " "Once, twice, three times ... until the maid began to react and began to cry. ...

I almost cried when I saw it. All women.

And she and a group of women were sent to the military camp as military prostitutes. Women begged men to let them go. The man said I would let my subordinates go as long as you satisfied them. The woman gritted her teeth, took off her clothes in front of the man and several subordinates, went back to bed and waited, and said to herself that she would be bitten by a dog. I was particularly shocked.

Seven, the harem hegemony class

1。 Hougong-biography of Zhen Huan

-After reading a lot of harem articles, I still can't help but refer to "Biography of the Harem-Biography of Zhen Huan" because it is really authentic.

Zhen Xuan is a fully qualified harem woman. The author didn't let her go to court and get the kitchen to show her omnipotence, nor did she fight with the maid-in-waiting eunuch to set off her kindness and approachability. For the emperor, she has a delicate heart, splashing ink on countless details, making the emperor infatuated. For servants, she is well-trained, with clear rewards and punishments. Those who are disloyal are not strong enough to stay. She is loyal and fully protects them. For other concubines, we absolutely insist that like-minded people support each other, the spoiled ones will be slightly punished, the vicious ones will never be soft, and I will never commit crimes until someone commits a crime. This is the highest rule of harem survival. ...

2。 Nine-fold Phoenix Que-The lights are dim (also known as golden branches and jade leaves) (end)

Read through the ages,

Wu Gou let the past be the past,

Go back to the dark to watch the rain,

There is no sign of the moon in Hua Cuo.

Behind the endless pavilions, there is the lonely palace sorrow of cold jade and cold rouge.

Behind the crystal bead curtain of Jiuchong Palace Que are the bloody killing of gold branches and jade leaves and the seat of the powerful jade.

At the end of the iron chaos in Kingoma, a woman named Su Mi struggled and rebelled all her life.

-It's not just a palace fight, the hostess is excellent, she can hide her strength, her mind is first-class and her appearance is beautiful, and she also attracts many handsome men ... Of course, the writing of this article will never be as superficial as the introduction I wrote. In fact, it is my second favorite harem article after the harem biography-the biography of Zhen Huan, which is absolutely beautiful!

First, the plot is attractive.

1. My Queen-Xie Lounan (end)

Xiao Huan is my husband, the emperor of this empire, a man who has just reached the weak crown. He is very handsome and has nothing to do with politics and has no interest in women. I am not very interested in him, but other women in the harem are different. They see Xiao Huan like mosquitoes see blood. If they don't have to obey the etiquette, I think they will jump on Xiao Huan's neck, kiss his eyebrows over his head and scream loudly: "Let me love you, long live!" "

Love? This is a joke. Can the Forbidden City accommodate such sticky words?

-Men who are busy vomiting blood from beginning to end always feel weak when the wind blows, but they are unambiguous in protecting women. At the beginning of this article, I thought I was going to fight in the harem, but we readers were confused by appearances. Neither the emperor nor the queen is a fuel-efficient lamp. They have been entangled in rivers and lakes since they entered the palace. Is a novel and refined article, hee hee ... not sad, not cruel, not white, happy ending. Don't worry!

2. "Turn the fat girls in Gankun upside down"-fish who love to climb trees (end)

The three gangsters showed their bodies with sticks on their shoulders and cigarettes in their mouths, and their immature faces were still a little childish. "Our buddies just want to borrow some money to spend."

civilian ...

How vulgar!

Too vulgar! !

I am speechless.

What a cliche story ~ When I watched tw Xiaoyan, I wondered why every protagonist had to be robbed when he walked at night. It turns out that it is true that novels come from life.

It seems that robbery is the first choice for every protagonist to stay at home at night.

I shook my head again and again with heartache. Stereotype. I can't believe I'm out of the stereotype, too

-This is my first modern article that feels good in months! In fact, it was that woman who wore it from her twenties to thirteen years old, and her youth came back! ! This article satisfies our dream to a certain extent: when we grow up, we will be knowledgeable and then wear it to primary school that day! You can't be a beauty if you don't pay attention to maintenance when you are a child. Now put it back on and fix it! When I was young, I was timid and secretly loved a boy who dared not say a word for many years. Now I wear it back to support my feelings! Use your knowledge of the stock market and real estate development in the next few years to invest in a well-off society! Everyone has a shining dream. The author created a hostess to realize it for us! !

Second, the ending is abusive.

1。 The Emperor's Property-The Sleepy Whisperer (End)

Bleeding through the ages, the road of the emperor, holding hands for half a life.

Iron and blood, love and hate are eternal things, and we all know the gains and losses.

The legend of a pair of emperors after the founding of the People's Republic of China, a picture scroll in troubled times, slowly unfolded in the bustling place. ...

Maybe everyone is tired of the battle for the throne, but the genius of this article lies in the development of feelings. People who have not been abused should read this article. Those who are numb to it will be abused in the end. This is advanced abuse.

Third, language musicians.

1。 Running errands in Kaifeng-Ouyang Moxin (serial)

Zhan Zhao's modeling inside is very nice! And seeing the second movie seems to be starting to get emotional with the heroine, so happy, the poor love drama is really more precious! This is a typical article about humor, and I like it!

2, "Mud can also paste the wall"-sleeveless incense (the author still has a lot of funny works, interested in searching by himself, but I don't have enough energy)-has ended.

Him? Or her? Why did you become a eunuch? Why did you go to the west?

Is there such a scoundrel in the world? Is it really a scourge for thousands of years? Let this mud paste on the whitest wall!

The content of this article is extremely absurd. The hostess is not only imperfect, but also a person who hates dogs. Don't like caution.

The short and pithy hilarious article explains to you what Zheng He's voyage to the West is all about from a brand-new angle (never boring! )

3, "Flowers"-Sleeveless incense (end)

My name is Cheng Murong, nicknamed "Le", because my father said that I waited for a long time and finally got what I wanted, so he called me.

I am the only Miss Sun from the Cheng family, the most famous medical family in Wulin. There is no doubt that my grandfather and father are both famous doctors. My family's medical skills are very clever, claiming to be able to rob people with Yan, so people call me "the worry." My mother is terrible. If you want to say my mother's name, you should lean against a tree first. I am not responsible for falling down in fear. My mother is Zheng He, a Sambo eunuch in the Ming Dynasty. Her reputation is far abroad and her martial arts is the best in the world.

The hostess's mother is the hostess who can paste the wall with mud. As the saying goes, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves are more intense with each generation. In addition, there is a bird startled by the moon. The hostess in it is the mother of mud and the grandmother of flowers. . . . These three books are all about Murong family. . .

4, "Su meat is hard to find"-Su Xu (end)

Code of practice for tracking maids

Rule 1: Be anxious about what the young master needs and think what the young master thinks.

Article 2: Do everything for a young lady!

Article 3: Sacrifice hue if necessary! Sacrifice your knees! Sacrifice tears!

Article 4: Transform yourself into a beautiful woman. If the transformation fails, it will transform the young master's aesthetics.

Article 5: When our maid's life is in danger, the above rules may be invalid.

Article 6: This maid has the right to modify any of the above articles, and reserves all rights, and plagiarism is not allowed.

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Those who stand in my way will die; Those who don't obey me will die; I am stronger than me and immediately become an idol.

Don't say anything, the woman with a flat tire is trying to move forward in order to become a young lady! Support you! !

5. "I haven't thought of it yet"-I haven't thought of it yet (serial)

The days when there was no father's constant harassment are over. In a blink of an eye, I am sixteen years old and can walk out of this palace completely. ...

I am getting more and more beautiful. Everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, I ride a car, and I will return to my mother's abdomen when I see a stone. ...

Damn it, you think you're making a TV show? One of them grew up in a flash. It's only winter. I'm six months old, too

-the most incredible emotional sustenance in history, a milk doll. You, the emperor, have great affection for her. Bibi, a fat girl, is lucky to dress up as a royal woman, but how can you see that you only bother to pretend to be dementia every day?

"nosebleeds don't come out." -every time I see the emperor who is stunned by heaven, every time I hear his ecstasy, the hostess urges herself, but she still can't change the fact that blood is pouring out. It can be described as the milk doll with the most nosebleeds in history.

This language is really funny.

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