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Of all the emperors in history, which one do you think has the most wonderful hobby?
Our little emperor likes his wife, so a man named Jiang Bin gave his wife and his married sister to the emperor. Our little emperor likes fighting animals, so a man named Qian Ning proposed to build an animal house to keep all kinds of exotic animals. If the story goes on like this, there will naturally be no place for him in the history books of later generations.
At that time, there was a very powerful Mongolian Tatar named Little Prince. The army invaded Datong several times, burning and looting. It happened that the government had nothing to do with him. It could not beat him and could not catch him. This matter was known by our little emperor who likes riding and shooting. He must go out to Juyongguan to see the little prince for a while.
Unexpectedly, the story changed here. The little emperor swept away his usual dissolute, grotesque and shameless state, and personally arranged troops, strategized and went into battle to boost morale. Yu Yingzhou defeated the little prince, killed him, dropped his helmet and ran away.
He likes drinking, likes women, and is shameless. But at the same time, the rebellion between Wang and Ning Wang was put down, and the little Mongolian prince was defeated. He is rational and never kills innocent people. He was kind by nature and was exempted from paying for many disasters. He pursues individual liberation and freedom and equality. He is such a person with great personality. His name is Zhu Houzhao.
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