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Tong Xiangyu's classic lines review feelings belong to feelings, and business belongs to business.

"Feelings belong to feelings and business belongs to business." Do you still remember this classic line by Tong Xiangyu? Tong Xiangyu is the female shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn in The Legend of Wulin, and the shopkeeper Tong played by Yan Ni left a deep influence on the audience. But let's take a look at the classic lines of Tong Xiangyu in Legend of Wulin. Sometimes what she says is true for life everywhere!

Tong Xiangyu's classic lines.

1, pay? Is there such a thing in the world?

It is normal for young couples to quarrel, but how to end the quarrel is a science!

3. What do you mean?

4, the monthly money is halved, the holidays are halved, and the car stickers are fully deducted!

5, beautiful! Beautiful!

6. Feelings belong to feelings, and business belongs to business.

7. You walk with your voice, go ~ ~ ~

8, you are ruthless, you * * *, you are unreasonable!

9. Although life here is dull, it is not boring. Although trivial, it is not monotonous!

10. From now on, the rag will never leave your body and the broom will never leave your hand. This is the new store rule. Please write it down.

1 1, Bai: If there is love in the sky, if people are old! Tong: And this endless sadness will last forever! Bai: Jade ... Tong: Tang. ...

12, I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts, I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love. ...

13, I think you don't want next month's salary!

14, my name is Tong and I'm Yu from Tong Xiangyu.

15, close the door and let Xiao Guo go!

16, this is my property, not your scholar.

17, ask the world if this mountain is the highest, a loving baby is like a treasure, and a loving baby is old. I love you so much that I can't forget it. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco between my fingers. ...

18, the forehead is wrong, the forehead is wrong from the beginning. If the forehead does not marry, the forehead will not die, and the forehead will not be reduced to a sad place. ...

19, I usually eat when I am not hungry, but now I am not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

20. Can you insert a chicken feather in the letter in an emergency? It's obviously a small matter.

Tong Xiangyu's classic lines

2 1, if a person makes me grateful, I will give my life to him; If a person touches me, I will give myself to him!

22, your handwriting is too fine, unhappy, I'll let you write in Tomb-Sweeping Day!

23. If you can't forget it, don't forget it! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.

24. Well said! In fact, whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, and between light and salty!

25. For tomorrow, let's Qi Xin join hands in Qixin and embrace the rising sun with open arms!

26, heat is right! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat, let our blood boil, let * * * burn and let our youth fly. ...

27. I have made up my mind. From today on, I am no longer an exploiter who enjoys success, but a brand-new me, a thoroughly remoulded me, who regards career as life and love as career!

28. You can learn if you can't do it! No one will laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice is false. You talk a lot, talk a lot, and you can't do anything. Over time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be done step by step, and things should be done bit by bit. ...

29. There is nothing wrong with this. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment. For bigger things, I will toss myself to death. And bring trouble to people around you. Is it worth it? Life has a lot of friction. A little more tolerance, a little more tolerance Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?

30. Being bold is not the same thing at all. Let me tell you a story. I have a cousin who grew up with a big brain. Is a melon stupid or a melon? People say that he is afraid to ride a horse after drinking. I have to go riding. As a result, I fell off my horse and broke a dozen ribs. People say he is afraid of going into the water. Jump into the water in winter. As a result, I was frozen out and now I am still lying on the kang. This is reckless.

It doesn't matter if you are naughty, but you must not hurt the people who love you. Although children talk nonsense, once or twice is enough; Three transgressions and four times will make people chilling; Five or six times, people will say that the baby has a bad heart. Not worth being nice to her.

Paying taxes is our responsibility and obligation. If there is no tax, how can the country have so much money to protect your rights? The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the guards at the frontier fortress, and the whistle at the gate. That comes from countless taxes.

34. I wish you a safe journey, the horse will arrive ... no, the donkey will succeed!

Why don't you write a sitcom with such a sense of humor?

36. It is worthy of being a fifth-generation master. Well said! Say "hero" theme!

37. No matter how high the martial arts are, no matter how wonderful the plan is. You may not be a good catcher. People in rivers and lakes can do anything without a kind heart.

38, slap in the face casually, money must be given.

39. Marriage is a process in which two people compromise each other. The key lies in the grasp of scale and discretion. Can compromise be happy? Then you have to see what your definition of happiness is.

40. merciless heaven, why are you so affectionate to us?

Tong Xiangyu's classic lines

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