20 10 all lines of the Spring Festival Evening sketch "I can't let him go"

Director: You Erqun

Author: Feng Gong Li Yi Fang Qingping Zou monk

Starring: Feng Gong (Lei Ren), Song Yang (father), Yan Xuejing (care worker), Shao Feng (father's son), Cecilia Han (online posting girl).

Feng: Leaders, friends, guests, ladies and villagers, I miss you very much!

I was so lucky today that I ran into an old man as soon as I drove out. No! Hit an old man and was hit by a car. The child who caused the accident escaped!

What should I do? (Singing) Let me shout when I see the rough road! Do it when you have to! Help the old man! Hey hey! Help the old man! Hey hey! Help the old man!

Yang: (singing) Ouch! Hey hey hey! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ouch ~ (pain)

Feng: The old man is so painful that he can't even sing out of tune! This is the wheelchair version of Zhu Jianqiang!

Yang: Uncle!

Feng: I still want to give it back to my father!

Yang: Uncle Lei Feng! You can't leave!

Feng: Don't worry! I will never leave! I must carry Lei Feng through to the end!

(to the audience) Do I really look like Lei Feng?

Audience: I like it!

Feng: Thank you!

Audience: Like a detonator! Like a detonator!

Feng: Like what? Like a detonator! We agreed! That old comrade is so accurate, I am really a detonator! I'm in charge of everything Lei Feng is in charge of! I must learn from Lei Feng and be a good son of the people!

Yan: Son!

Feng: Hey!

Yan: Me! Is there anyone like you? Leave your father alone and chat here! It is a big cock with a long tail. Married a daughter-in-law and forgot mom! The cock's tail cocked, married his wife and forgot his father! The cock has a thick tail, so he married his wife and forgot his aunt! The rooster's tail is neat, married and forgot his aunt!

Feng: The rooster's tail is shaking. He married his daughter-in-law and forgot the dog! You think that's my real father!

Yan: She should be more filial!

Feng: No. ...

Yan: As a nurse, I have never seen anything. You can't forget your roots! No. Oh, my God. Land? How can you have a home without land? Where can he be without a home? Where can you be without him? Where would I be without you? no, I ...

Feng: No no no! Don't say that when you go out!

Yan: You are dripping with water anyway. Well, you should be the spring newspaper! Crows feed back, lambs kneel for milk, and drink water to think of the source. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. Miss you every day and drink a river together!

Feng: We! This! Boy, it's only 1.290.

Yan: That's 250!

Feng: That's not enough! 250, you have to add 38 and ...

Yan: Two!

Feng: That's enough! I am not his son!

Yan: Are you his uncle?

Feng: Are you his girlfriend?

Yan: The two of us?

Feng: They don't match!

Yan: That's right. Look at you. You are too free!

Feng: Yes! ..... that's ... that's not as good as you look, so do what you want! This looks terrible! I'm telling you! I don't know him!

Yan: Oh! Hit someone!

Feng: I save people!

Yan: Oh dear! How to save people without hitting people?

Feng: Why do I have to hit people to save lives?

Yan: You fight first and then save!

Feng: Nonsense! I'll save people first, then hit them! Don't! Father! Father! (Singing) Let me shout when I see the rough road! Do it when you have to! Help the old man! Hey hey! Help the old man! Oh, my God! Alas, alas, alas, hey, baby ... he was singing to me just now!

Yan: How old are you to sing such a cynical song! Sing some songs about a better life!

Feng: (singing) This is a beautiful and lovely mountain village. The cows are running freely. Yo yo yo yo yo. Yo yo yo yo. Yo, wow ...

Yan: (interrupting) Stop singing! This old man from China, why are you facing a foreign Niu Jiao? Sing a good life

Feng: (singing) You are a Leo when you are alone.

Yan: The sheep barked again! Can't you make some human voices? Sing some songs about the village. I also take Chinese medicine to take medicine!

Feng: (singing) There is a girl named Xiao Fang in the village!

Yang: (wakes up) Where is it?

Feng: Here ... Chinese medicine still works. Do you still know me, old man?

Yang: Hmm! You can't let him go! Male ... (dizzy)

Feng: Why is he dizzy at this time?

Yan: Ouch, old man! You're not angry! He can talk! You can't leave!

Feng: Why should I go? I also paid him a deposit of 5 thousand yuan!

Shao: Oh dear! (Singing) My old father, my favorite person! Dad (below)! Dad (below)!

Feng: Don't yell at me! I just bought the stock yesterday! I fell (dad) and stopped!

Shao: It was you who hit people!

Feng: I save people!

Shao: How can you save people without hitting others?

Feng: Why do I have to hit people to save lives?

Shao: You fight first and then save!

Feng: Nonsense! I saved people first and then hit people ... I didn't hit anyone!

Shao: You saved someone, which proves that you hit someone!

Feng: Just because I hit someone, it proves that I didn't save anyone!

Shao: Hmm! (Nodding)

Feng: No! Why did the old man come without saving people? Ouch! Father! Father! Father! You have to wake up! Father! Hey ~ (singing) There is a girl named Xiao Fang in the village! Where is it? He just woke up!

Shao: You always sing a song. Will my father wake up? They are all drug-resistant! Stop singing Fangfang! You sing Yuanyuan! My father is a football fan!

Feng: Go! Let's go Let's go Right, right, right, right Old man, we are going to win! The other team has already sent off two players!

Yang: (waking up) It's just giving away three! We can't win either! You can't stop us from playing fake football and hanging it in our own goal!

Feng: That's right! There are four Yu Zecheng lurking in our team! Ah no! Father! We won! In the top four of East Asia, the men's soccer team beat South Korea 3-0!

Yang: What a pity!

Feng: Really?

Yang: The other team is not a women's team!

Feng: Men's team.

Shao: Male.

Yang: Thirty-two years! What did you do in the early days?

Feng: Never mind, old man! We wish China football a bright future from now on! Father!

Yang: Hmm! You can't let him go! Male ... (dizzy)

Feng: Why do you feel dizzy when you get here?

Shao: You just got hit! My dad can say! You can't leave!

Feng: He thought I hit it, too! I see! It's my bad luck to talk here. No matter who asks me later, I will say on the other hand, are you hitting someone? I told you I was a lifesaver. Did you hit someone? I saved someone! You hit someone? I saved someone!

Han: Did you save anyone?

Feng: I hit someone! You ... didn't play by the rules, and I didn't hit anyone! I am a soy sauce manufacturer.

H: It doesn't matter if you hit it. I won't tell anyone. I'll post it directly to the Internet and write an article "Pleasant Goat in Big Big Wolf's Skin" tomorrow (remember a misunderstood real hero).

Feng: Yes, a tailor who doesn't want to be a chef is by no means a good driver!

Han: On the second day, I wrote an article "The Big Big Wolf on Pleasant Goat's Skin" (the real hero turned out to be the perpetrator), and on the third day, I wrote an article "Is he a wolf in sheep's skin or a sheep in wolf's skin" (it's up to you to decide his fur).

Feng: Son! Let's go! Your mother wants you to go home for dinner! And blow it up! You fired me last time! That time, an Internet cafe downstairs caught fire. I saw a buddy struggling in the smoke. I rushed in and dragged him, but he just wouldn't come with me! I was so angry that I knocked him out! As soon as he came out, the film policeman was anxious with me. The fire brigade rushed in easily. Why did you carry him out?

Han: You recited the fire brigade!

Feng: The next day, it was all said on the Internet that I set the fire! Since then, no one has treated me like a good person! Back in our office, Lao Zhang lost 500 yuan, and he was afraid to go home. I relented and gave him 500 yuan. Guess what he said? You can take the initiative to hand over the money, which shows that you still have a moral bottom line! It spread ... to my wife and her company, persuading her to leave with him in turn! The first step is the best. If he dares to steal money today, he will dare to steal others tomorrow. This is all a one-stop operation! Then I went home again, and my wife never let me sleep. I sleep on the carpet every day, and since then, my son has never called me dad again! Call me Einstein when you meet! Father!

(Singing) Let's common people!

Shao: Ho ho!

Feng: Really, I'm so happy!

Shao: Ho ho!

Feng: We ordinary people!

Shao: Ho ho!

Feng: Really, really ... (saying) It's time for old people to enjoy life!

Shao: (Singing) The bigger the house, the smaller the telephone, and the better the life (Feng Gong).

Shao: (Singing) The longer the holiday, the higher the income and the better the life (Feng Gong).

Feng: (singing) I just hope the sun sets at the mouth of the Western Hills so that you can kiss enough!

Yang: (wakes up and stands up) I really want to live for another 500 years!

Feng: What the old man sings is not a song, but loneliness! Father (slightly crying) Do you still know me?

Yang: Hmm! You can't let him go! Male ... (Yang Feng dizzy) Huh? Why are you dizzy?

Feng: If I don't feel dizzy, you will feel dizzy!

Yang: You can't let him go!

Yan & Shao: You can't leave! (grab)

Yang: He ... is my savior! (kneeling)

Feng: Old man! You are my savior! (kneeling)

Yan: Get up (help)

Shao: What did you say? Get up! Get up! (help)

Yan: Get up (help)

H: How touching! I have my article! Called "no skin! He is also Pleasant Goat (My hero is my boss! ) hero! I really admire you!

Feng: Don't worship me! Brother is just a legend.

H: no! I have to push you out!

Feng: Don't push me! Our family lives on the eighteenth floor! Father!

Yang: Hey!

Feng: Take care! I have to go, my mother told me to go home and steal food! (Go)

Shao: Stop! Here's your ten thousand dollars!

Feng: No! I paid 5 thousand.

Shao: What's left! It's my family. Thank you!

Feng: No no no! No, the old man is waiting for the money to run out! You spent it together! I ... I, I don't care about money! (turning his head affectedly) I ... I really don't care, oh yes! (Reaching for the money)

Shao: (taking the money back) Dad! He doesn't want it!

Yang: You are really a living Lei Feng!

Feng: Old man! How dare I compare with Lei Feng! At best, I am a descendant of Lei Feng, so you can call me Ren Lei from now on! (Go)

Shao: Dad! Who is he?

Yang: Who? Good people! Send money!

Shao Yan Yang Han:! (Shao Zhui)

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PS: I finished the above by video hand-copying, and there are inevitably mistakes. Please ask Han Hai.