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What are the stories about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

Sworn brothers

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, North Korea's political corruption, coupled with years of famine, made people's lives very difficult. Liu Bei intends to save the people, and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are also willing to do something with Liu Bei. The three of them hit it off and chose Zhangfeizhuang as the Peach Blossom Garden. At this time, the peach blossoms are in full bloom and the scenery is beautiful. Zhang Fei prepared a green cow and a white horse as sacrifices, burned incense and prayed, and took the oath. Three people recognized their brother by their age. Liu Bei became the eldest brother, Guan Yu the second and Zhang Fei the third. This is the famous "taoyuan sworn" in the romance of the three kingdoms.

The whip of anger lashes you.

In fact, the real perpetrator is Liu Bei. Let's take a look at the official description:

The late Lord (Liu Bei) contributed to the Yellow Scarf Thief, except An Xiwei. Du You went to the county seat to handle affairs, and the late Lord asked for help, but failed. Du You, who went straight into the world, had a staff of 200 and a ribbon around his neck. Liu Ma (a civilian costume) abandoned his official position and was cornered. (reflection? ; Biography of ancestors)

Why did Liu Bei kill Du You with a stick, and finally abandoned his official position and fled? Canon slightly recorded the reason of this matter:

The imperial court issued an imperial edict to states and counties to eliminate some small officials who became officials because of meritorious military service, and Liu Bei was on the blacklist. Du You went to Anxi County to dissuade Liu Bei. After Liu Bei knew it, he went to inquire. Du You refused to see him, and Liu Bei was furious. He tied Du You to a tree and whipped the others. Finally Liu Bei escaped.

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms describes Du You's failure to make things difficult for Liu Bei everywhere, which provoked Zhang Fei to lash Du You. Describe the ugliness of officialdom, Lu described by Zhang Fei and Liu Bei's integrity. Although it does not conform to historical facts, the plot is quite brilliant, vividly depicting the embarrassment and helplessness of honest people in the ugly officialdom.

Chop Hua Xiong with warm wine

Cao Cao recruited soldiers and joined forces with Yuan Shao, Gongsun Zan and Sun Jian to attack Dong Zhuo. Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei went with Gongsun Zan. Hua Xiong, the general of Dong Zhuo, defeated Sun Jian, the pioneer of the Tenth Eighth Route Army, and killed two generals before the battle. He is very proud. The 18 th Route Warlord panicked and was at a loss. Yuan Shao said, "It's a pity that my generals Yan Liang and Wen Chou are not here, otherwise I am not afraid of Hua Xiong." As soon as the voice fell, Guan Yu shouted, "The young man is willing to cut off Hua Xiong's head!" Yuan Shao thought Guan Yu was just an archer on horseback and said angrily, "We have hundreds of generals on the 18th Route, but we want to send an archer on horseback. Doesn't it make Hua Xiong laugh? " Guan Yu said loudly, "If I can't kill Hua Xiong, please cut off my head." Cao Cao listened and appreciated it very much. So he poured a cup of hot wine and handed it to Guan Yu, saying, "General, drink this cup before you kill the enemy." Guan Yu took the glass, put it on the table and said, "Wait until I kill Hua Xiong!" Say that finish, carrying a broadsword on the horse.

Guan Yu was so skilled in martial arts that he soon cut off Hua Xiong's head. Back to the barracks, Cao Cao quickly picked up the glass on the table and handed it to him. At this point, the wine in the cup is not cold. ......

Biography of childhood heroes

After Cao Cao killed Lu Bu, he invited Liu Bei to drink. During the dinner, Cao Cao asked Liu Bei who was the hero of the world. Liu Bei listed Sun Ce, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu and Liu Biao. Cao Cao said no, Liu Bei asked him, and Cao Cao said, "Only the monarch and Cao Er are heroes in the world today!" Liu Bei was stunned. Knowing that Cao Cao would not tolerate him. So he borrowed soldiers from Cao Cao to intercept Yuan Shu and left.

Cao Cao tells the story of two tit-for-tat heroes in the Three Kingdoms period, which shows Cao Cao's insight and great ambition. It also shows Liu Bei's cautious attitude under dissidents.

bristle with/be beset with difficulties

Going through five customs and beheading six generals means that Guan Yu killed Kong Xiu when he passed Dongling Pass after avoiding Cao Cao; Killed Han Fu when crossing Luoyang City; Kill Bian Xi when crossing Si Shuiguan; Kill the satrap Wang Zhi when crossing Xingyang; Killed Chyi Chin when crossing the Yellow River ferry; Killing Cai Yang outside the ancient city occupied by Zhang Fei, hence the name "going through five customs and beheading six generals"

make three calls at the thatched cottage/repeatedly request sb to take up a post

At the end of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bei heard that Zhuge Liang was very knowledgeable and talented, so he took gifts with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Wollongong in Longzhong and asked Zhuge Liang to come out to help. It happened that Zhuge Liang was out that day, so Liu Bei had to turn back in disappointment. Soon, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei braved the snowstorm and invited them for the second time. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang went out for a walk again. Zhang Fei doesn't want to come again. Seeing that Zhuge Liang was not at home, he urged him to go back. Liu Bei had to leave a letter expressing his admiration for Zhuge Liang and asking him to come out of the mountain to help him save the country's crisis. After a while, Liu Bei invited Zhuge Liang again. At this time, Zhuge Liang was sleeping. Liu Bei dare not disturb him. He stood until Zhuge Liang woke up and sat down to talk to each other.

Longzhong decision-making

After the battle of Guandu, Liu Bei fled to Jingzhou and defected to Liu Biao. Liu Bei heard that Si Mahui and Xu Shu valued Zhuge Liang. Knowing that Zhuge Liang must be a great talent, he took Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to Longzhong to find Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang visited the hut and was finally moved by Liu Bei's sincerity and took Liu Bei to his hut. Zhuge Liang saw that Liu Bei was so open-minded and asked for advice, so he had a heart-to-heart talk with Liu Bei. He said: "Now Cao Cao has defeated Yuan Shao, with a million troops, and he is holding the order of the Emperor. We can't compete with him by force alone. Sun Quan has occupied Jiangdong area for three generations. Jiangdong has a dangerous terrain, and now all the people have joined him, and a group of talents are working for him. It seems that we can only unite with him and can't play his mind. "

Then, Zhuge Liang analyzed the situation of Jingzhou and Yizhou (now part of Sichuan, Yunnan, Shaanxi, Gansu, Hubei and Guizhou), and thought that Jingzhou was an important military place, and Liu Biao could not keep this place. Yizhou has a fertile and vast land, which has always been called "the land of abundance", but Liu Zhang, the owner there, is also a weak man, and everyone is dissatisfied with him. Finally, he said, "The general is a descendant of the royal family and is famous all over the world. If we can occupy Jingzhou and Yizhou, unite with Sun Quan and rectify domestic internal affairs, we can March from Jingzhou and Yizhou and attack Cao Cao once we have the opportunity. At that time, who will not welcome the general? In this way, we can achieve great things and restore the Han Dynasty. " After listening to Zhuge Liang's incisive and thorough analysis, Liu Bei's thoughts were suddenly enlightened. He felt that Zhuge Liang's talents were rare, so he earnestly asked Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain and help him complete the great cause of reviving the Han Dynasty. Zhuge Liang went out to assist Liu Bei. Later, people called it "three visits to the thatched cottage" and Zhuge Liang's talk "Longzhong Dui" or "Caotang Dui"

Baidicheng Tuogu

When Liu Bei was dying, he called Zhuge Liang, the prime minister, and Li Yan, the minister, to entrust an orphan, and ordered them to assist his son Liu Chan. During this period, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang once had a conversation: "In the spring of Zhangwu three years ago, Yu Yongan, the late master, was seriously ill and called Liang in Chengdu. This was later. He said:' If you are only ten times as talented as Cao Pi, you will be able to secure the country and achieve great things in the end. If the heir can supplement it, supplement it; If he is incompetent, you can bear it yourself. Bright tears said,' I dare to use all my strength to serve Loyalty Festival and then die!' The first Lord also wrote a letter to the later Lord, which said, "If you work with the Prime Minister, you will behave like a father." "This passage and what happened was relished by later generations and was recommended as an eternal story between the monarch and the minister. Later, General Zhao Wangyun asked him to take care of Liu Chan, and Zhao Yun cried and agreed.

Qiu Feng Wuzhangyuan

In the spring of the 12th year of Jianxing (234), Zhuge, the prime minister, led his troops from Gu Jie, and held the martial arts in Wuzhangyuan, facing Sima Yi on the south bank of Weishui. The prime minister felt that every time he retired from the army, he could not realize his grand plan because of lack of food and grass, so he divided his troops and settled in the field, intending to stay here for a long time. After more than a hundred days of confrontation with Sima Yi, the Prime Minister broke down from overwork and died in the army in August when the autumn wind was bleak, at the age of 54. The prime minister is concerned about the country and the people, honest and clean. In order to repay Liu Bei's kindness, he "did his best until he died", which is an eternal model. It's just that heaven is ruthless, and in the bleak autumn wind, the prime minister "died before he could conquer." Leave endless regrets for future generations!