Give me some puzzles and answers.

First, what goods do they sell? An inn received three merchants, and the innkeeper smiled and asked the three guests what they were selling. A thin old man said, "My goods look like mountains from a distance, but they are not mountains from a close look. There is direct current on it, and someone is walking below. " The shopkeeper nodded with satisfaction: "Welcome, welcome." Another fat businessman then replied, "My goods are flat, round and empty, and there is a mirror in them. People use it to bow their heads, touch their faces, rub their hands and bow. The shopkeeper understood and said enthusiastically, "Please come in! Please come in! " Finally, a businesswoman said, "I sell a ship with iron." If you don't push it, it will fog when sailing, and the ship will dry after crossing the water. " After listening to the words of three people, the shopkeeper already knows what goods they are selling. Kid. Do you know what they are selling? Please choose one of the following answers and fill in the brackets correctly. Tell me again why you chose this answer. Bowl basin toy boat umbrella iron steamed bread thin uncle sells (umbrella). Fat merchants sell (washbasins). The businesswoman sells (irons). Second, two generations of love lied to the king. Two generations of love is a legendary wise man. Once, the arrogant king met him on the road and said to him, "Two generations of love, I heard that you are very clever and very deceitful." "Well, if you can cheat me out of the sedan chair today, I'll take it. If you can't cheat me, I'll deport you. " Afandi thought for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, I can't trick you out of the sedan chair, but I can trick you from the ground into the sedan chair." ..... Of course, the king was cheated out of the sedan chair by two generations of love. The king lost. Children, do you know how the king was cheated into a sedan chair by two generations of love? Please write down what the ellipsis omits according to your reasonable imagination. Pay attention to the dialogue between the two generations and the king. ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— The first one put forward "sowing the valley! Sow the valley! " () The second one proposed seed selection: "Goo goo goo!" (The seeds should be full. The third question about fertilizer said, "Slag accumulation!" () The fourth thinks that some fertilizers are not good: "False leave! Fake! " () The fifth said that I have good fertilizer, "Mm-hmm!" () The sixth one puts forward the division of labor: "All-all!" () The seventh quickly said that he would also attend: "Me! Me! " () The last one came and said that ploughing is the most important thing: "Moo! Moo! " () Clever children, do you know what animals they are? Please write their names in brackets, and then write this essay into a fairy tale. —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— Back home, the son hid the pig's ears in his pocket and gave the pig's liver to his father. As soon as the father saw that his son had misheard him and bought something wrong, he was so angry that his lungs would explode. He asked his son, "Where are your ears?" My son was stunned. How did you know I bought pig ears? I had to take out the pig's ears and say to my father, "Here are the ears." Father was so angry that he squeezed a sentence through his teeth: "You are still so selfish!" Why did this son make such a joke? Answer: Because my son heard () as () and got the near sound wrong. Later, I scolded my dad: "Where are my ears?" I thought dad asked () where he was hiding, so he made a joke. Think about the song game, please answer. What bed can't sleep? What line (machine tool) does not sew clothes? (Antenna) What river has no water? (Galaxy) What nets don't fish? (Internet) What ears don't listen? What fish can't swim? (Muyu) What pen can't be written? (pencil) What horse can't run? (Trojan Horse) What ball can't be kicked? What chicken has no hair? (Frog) 7. Guess once upon a time, there were three scholars going to Beijing to catch the exam. Before leaving, they went to consult a Taoist called Zhang and asked him to predict their future fame and fortune. After listening to their purpose, Zhang closed his eyes and held out a finger for a long time. Three people don't understand its meaning, please explain it in detail. Zhang shook his head and said, "This is a secret. Don't let it out. You will know later. " Three people had to go down the mountain. After the exam, three scholars praised Zhang's accuracy. Students, if you think about it carefully, you will find that the meaning expressed by Zhang with one finger can be summarized by any of the results of three scholars' exams. Please think about how to explain it. A Book Review of Romance of the Three Kingdoms-A Dream of Red Mansions-Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in the Lost Grand View Garden-The Scholars under the Guapeng-The Mirror of the Emperor-The Hometown of Myth 9. What did the bookworm lose? In ancient times, there was a bookworm who learned from his teacher. It took him a lot of effort to remember the word. Later, the bookworm went home by boat and forgot his words as soon as he got on the boat. He thought he had dropped his words on the boat, so he bent down and looked everywhere on the boat. When the bettor asked him what he was looking for, he said that he had lost the words he had learned. The boatman was amused and said casually, "What a shame!" The bookworm quickly said, "Ah, you found it. Why didn't you say so earlier? " The gamblers are confused. Children, please think about it. What word does a nerd lack?