The most classic funny riddle

1, girls' dormitory flooded (common word)-answer: pick up girls.

2, gynecological physical examination (play a mythical figure)-answer: Guanyin

3. Tree planting troops (in a military term)-Answer: special forces.

4. Lao Zhang can read by hand. Does he have psychic powers? Answer: No, he is blind and can read Braille by hand.

5. Fighting before dawn (playing a Chinese and Western language)-Answer: premature beats

6. Joined the army for fifteen years and returned to Beijing Opera in the 1980s-A: I have been relying on martial arts for a long time.

7, the new hairstyle is not satisfied (to use an idiom)-answer: outrageous.

8. There was a short general, whose body was covered with knives, and his scabbard was covered with hair, which contained a baby. (Knocking on a plant)-Answer: Soybean.

9, the whole grass (a flower name)-answer: plum blossom (no flowers)

10, do you know what is the best thing to steal in this world, and you are not afraid of being scolded by others? Answer: snickering

1 1, Thunder (hit a star)-Answer: Yu Xia.

12. The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? -Answer: Elephant

13, green branches and leaves grow tall, cut down and soaked in water, peeled and dried for human use, leaving bones for firewood. (Beat one)-Answer: marijuana.

14, Uncle Li has seven sons, each of whom has a sister. So, how many children does Uncle Li have? Answer: Eight girls, the youngest sister.

15, which country people say they are more beautiful than others? Answer: Americans (America)

16, which woman has the biggest breasts (funny riddle)-answer: tolerance (tolerance means (milk) is big)

17, pillow talk (legal term)-Answer: No prosecution

18, I don't know what flower (name a flower)-answer: lotus (what flower? )

19, German two carriages, China one * * * (put a car sign)-Answer: Bora.

20, consumption (a flower)-answer: money.

2 1, wages of migrant workers (entertainment terms)-answer: meager (meager explanation is rare)

22. NJ (playing with a mechanical device) does not wear clothes-answer: roller

23, taxi business (hit a Korean star)-Answer: Che Taixian.

24, a little more big mouth (guess a word)-answer: bark.

25, lime poured on the mud (hit a scholar)-A: Li Bai (mud white)

26, the ship sailed out of the Yangtze River estuary to play a place name-answer: Shanghai.

27. Smile without showing your teeth, and hit a place name-answer: Hami.

28. Turn the gun head (type a physical noun)-answer: reflection

29. Visit a classmate (name)-Answer: Jacky Cheung.

30. Dog (commonly used in three words)-Answer: Too eccentric.

3 1, thin skin and crisp shell, four sisters, sleeping through the wall, back to back from childhood, wrapped in a knot in one's quilt. (Knocking on a plant)-Answer: castor.

32. Yang Mi, Tang Yan and Mabel Yuan chatted. After chatting for a while, Yang Mi left and Fang left. (Brand A Milk)-Answer: Shengyuan

Stand up and say (type a legal term)-the answer is: prosecution.

34. When is four minus one equal to five? -Answer: A quadrilateral, with one corner cut off, has five corners.

35. Charity (play a song title)-Answer: Dedication of love

36. Question: Is there God's blessing beside a field? 2. Add a roof to the field? 3. A field has feet, which requires you to take action and progress to get it? -Answer: 1, Fu; 2. Have money; Step 3 force

37. Mr. Hippo made a fool of himself (as an entertainment star)-Answer: He Jiong.

38, ten friends, divided into two classes, unite with each other, fall into the sea and move mountains-answer: hands.

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