Funny lines from "New Three Kingdoms"

1. Liu Bei: "Yuan Shao is an Adou who cannot be helped."

2. Dong Zhuo: "Who dares to kill me? Who dares to kill me?"

3. Cao Cao: "Sima Zhao's heart is known to everyone on the road."

4. Lu Bu: "My Diao Chan is the first of the four beauties in ancient China!"

5. Zhou Yu: "I really lost my wife and my troops."

6. Dong Zhuo: "Luoyang is so luxurious, I can't even miss Shu here."

7. Yuan Tan, Yuan Shang, Yuan Xi: "We are brothers, why should we be in love with each other?" Urgent?"

8. Zhuge Liang Longzhong replied: "Wei, Shu and Wu are currently divided into three parts of the world"

9. Liu Bei: "Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world"

10. Diao Chan: "Yes, it is the Nirvana of the Phoenix."

11. Yuan Shao: "Flowers in the Moon Mirror in the Water" (Purely reproduced by me

12. Wang Yun: " Thief Dong is too happy to miss Shu."

13. Dong Zhuo: "Wang Yun, Wang Yun, you are the hidden beauty in the golden house."

14. Gongsun Zan: "No one in the world knows this. "Jun"

15. A certain sergeant: "What a disaster! What a disaster!"

16. Dong Zhuo: "Cao Cao is a bastard!"

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1. Chen Gong: "Mengde and we have committed evil!!" Cao Cao: "What they want to kill is not us, but the pigs."

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2. Zhang Fei: "Lu Bu, you lost your virginity to a thief!"

3. When he saw Diao Chan for the first time, Lu Bu said (softly): "Who are you?"

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4. Dong Zhuo: "Our family", "fork out", "Jinluan Palace"

5. Cao Cao: "If you want to kill, just kill. Why hesitate? It will make you miserable."

6. Zhang Fei: "Slave with three surnames, the dying Zhang Yide is here" Lu Bu: "What did you call me?" Zhang Fei: "Slave with three surnames" Lu Bu: "I am dignified Lu Bu Why do you call me a slave with three surnames?"

7. A certain prince said: "I have General Liu Sandao, and I will kill Lu Bu within three swords!"

8. Sun Ce: "Congratulations, dad, you can be the emperor."

9. Dong Zhuo: "Moving the capital to Chang'an is a century-old plan."

10. Dong Zhuo: "Son of Emperor, old minister He is the most miserable person in the world. He is as miserable as the weeds under the wheel or the coptis in the cracks of the rocks."

11. Wang Yun: "If you want to capture an animal, you must first devote yourself to it. Beast!" Diao Chan: "What is the difference between what my adoptive father did and what he did to a beast?" Wang Yun: "I beg you." 12. Zhang Fei: "Big ears scraping"

13 .Han Fu asked: "Are you confident?" Pan Feng said to him: "Yes!"

14. Zhang Fei: "Second brother, if you try to rob Hua Xiong from me again, I will not recognize you." "Second brother!" Guan Yu: "Third brother, let me make the decision!" Liu Bei: "Meng De, you can make my two brothers angry with just one word."

15. A passerby A: "Master, Lu Bu is here to give Miss Diao Chan a birthday gift."

16. Dong Zhuo said to his son-in-law Li Ru: "Brother Li..."

17. Dong Zhuo: "It's good to change clothes, it's good to change clothes." "It's a pity to leave Diao Chan at home. Besides, the emperor can't wait any longer." . . . "

18. Lu Bu: "Miss, as long as I am in this world, you will be the same" Diao Chan: "General

19. Wang Yun: "I hope you will like Lu Bu." Diao Chan is shy : "I'm afraid I'm not worthy of General Lu..."

20. Dong Zhuo: "Invite all the officials to a banquet"

21. Lu Bu: "Yes, yes, I will tell you right now." Master Situ proposes marriage.

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22. When Cao Cao raised his troops, all the generals in his tent said in unison: "Brother, let's go to the alliance! ”

23. Sun Quan: “I went there in person, wouldn’t he be surprised?” Isn't he moved? "

24. Dong Zhuo: "Sun Jian is a hero among the princes. As long as he dies, the princes of the Central Plains will be pigs, dogs, chickens and ducks. ”

25. Wang Yun: “No wonder I have had enough food and clothing recently”

26. Sun Ce: “Brother, how do you know so much?” Sun Quan: "This is what it should be." ”

27. A certain general: “My big ax has long been hungry and thirsty.”

28. Chen Gong: “There is a reward of a thousand gold pieces on your head, but my head is only five.” Ten gold. "Cao Cao: "I'm sorry, mine is too expensive, and yours is too cheap. "

29. Dong Zhuo said to Wang Yun: "You want to kill our Ai Ji! "

30. Dong Zhuo: "I can give Lu Bu anything he wants, except this Diao Chan. . . . Diao Chan is the best in the world, and our family can’t bear to part with her! ! ”

31. Cao Cao touched little Sun Quan’s face and said with a smile: “This is how you give birth to a son. ”

32. Cao Cao looked at Zhao Zilong who broke out and said to his subordinates, “I love him to death”