I want a joke! ! I want to make my wife happy! The funniest kind

1. My classmate is an old woman in her 50s.

One day I visited the boys’ dormitory.

There happened to be a boy running around underground without any clothes on~

His classmate saw him

Immediately screamed and jumped onto the bed,

Covered himself with the quilt~

Ban Ren left a few words and left:

I am so old What have I never seen?

What is your name~

This classmate is so cold - -!!!

2. When I was a freshman,

I have a buddy in my dormitory

One morning when I woke up

I found half a big black moth on my pillow.

I felt very depressed.

Lifting it up and about to throw it away,

I suddenly noticed the tooth marks on the moth's wings. . . . . .

The whole dormitory has been freezing for one semester!

3. A man and a woman were having an affair. The husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away without putting on his clothes. He walked on the street and watched onlookers. The man pretended to be casual and looked at the sky: ah, this is the earth. . Passersby said: Cao, pretending to be an alien.

4. There are many people selling pornographic films from the Left Bank to Zhongguan Avenue

If I see you walking by

I will ask

Bro Do you want a movie?

We were disgusted at first but got used to it later

There is a buddy in the dormitory

I went to Zhongguancun with my girlfriend to install a computer

I was very depressed when I came back

Talking about being harassed by the movie seller

Everyone said it was nothing

This guy said:

The problem is that NB

Come over and ask me, "Dude, do you want to make porn movies?"