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Who knows how Zhao Benshan killed the pig or the donkey first in the sketch?

Zhao Benshan (hereinafter referred to as Zhao): During the Spring Festival, a man raised a pig and a donkey at home. Do you think we should kill pigs or donkeys first?

(hereinafter referred to as Fan): Kill the pig first.

Zhao: The donkey thinks the same thing.

Fan: Kill the donkey first.

Zhao: So are pigs.

Fan: Then we won't kill them all.

Zhao: Both pigs and donkeys think so.

This dialogue is from Zhao Benshan's sketch Kung Fu, which was performed at the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2005. Performers include Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili and Wang Xiaohu.

Kung Fu is the last part of Zhao Benshan's trilogy of unique skills.

The chef played by Fan Wei experienced the previous two cheating experiences, and finally saw Zhao Benshan's deception thoroughly and opened an anti-fraud company. Zhao Benshan tried to cheat Fan Wei again, but Fan Wei didn't fall into the trap every time and defeated Zhao Benshan.

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Zhao Benshan's Essay —— A Brief Introduction to the Trilogy of Fudge

1, kidnapper

Kidnappers are sketches performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala on October 23rd, 2006/KLOC-0.

Kidnapping mainly tells the story of a swindler played by Zhao Benshan selling a pair of crutches to a chef played by Fan Wei. Gao Xiumin's wife didn't want the chef to be cheated, but the liar fooled the chef with sweet words and won the chef's thanks and trust.

Step 2 "sell cars"

Selling Cars is a sketch performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin at the 2002 CCTV Spring Festival Evening.

"Selling Cars" inherits the story of "Selling Kidnappers". The swindler played by Zhao Benshan continues to sell a broken bike to the chef. Although the chef was wary of the liar at first because of crutches, he did not withstand the deception of the liar and was cheated again.