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Funny dialogue on Taobao?

1, do you have an aunt? (plus size) A: Dear, the oldest customer service is 27 years old.

Can you live long enough to pay? (Cash on delivery) A: Honey, I'll try my best.

3. Do you have a corpse shop? (physical store) A: Honey, Taobao won't let you sell that. ...

4. When did you get angry? (delivery) a: when giving bad reviews!

I bought five pieces at a time. Can we have a tryst? (Discount) A: Honey, it should still be ok to have a meal.

6. What if girls are not suitable? (Size) A: Well, honey, the little one only sells socks, not feelings.

7, dear, bless me ~ (postage) A: Ah! I am not a bodhisattva.

8. Can I send a child prodigy? (Shentong) A: Honey, we are doing serious business, and we don't sell children.