Jokes and jokes: My boss caught me chatting at work_I laughed until my stomach hurt_It was hilarious and made my girlfriend happy

Yesterday, I was chatting with MM on QQ, but my boss found out. In the boss's office, the boss smiled evilly: "Get ready to accept the punishment." I was speechless, who let myself hit the muzzle of the gun!

"Well," the boss crossed his legs and said, "I will provide you with several punishment options. It is up to you to choose what kind of punishment you accept."

I was cautious. He said: "You tell me." Anyway, I guess either one will make my death ugly.

"Since you are chatting with MM on QQ, then our punishment is related to QQ and MM." I thought: Could it be that the boss invited me to dinner with the MM on QQ? What a good thing to think about! I pinched myself. Now it’s time to talk to the wolf!

"You have a choice. First, I am also responsible for employees chatting online during working hours..." My eyes widened all of a sudden. Is this what our boss said?

"In order to show that there will be a certain amount of punishment for me, we took the risk and *** and randomly found a sister on QQ and asked her to say a lucky number. This lucky number will be your future monthly salary. Whether it's big or small, we all have to admit it, how about it?"

Hum, the fox's tail can't be hidden! "No, no." I shook my head as if there was a new message on QQ. I have never heard of anyone’s lucky number being in the tens of thousands. Most of them are between 1 and 10. As soon as MM opens his mouth, if it is 1, then how can I live!

"Okay, second," the boss said with an air of anticipation, "just ask the secretary, Miss Cheng, a question."

"What question?" I I regained my energy for a moment. Everyone knows that Miss Cheng is my dream girl, a PPMM. Don't ask me a question, I would be happy to talk to her about as many words as a "Dream of Red Mansions"! "Just say: 'Miss Cheng, can you please look better?'" Go to hell, you want me to be damned! "No!" I flatly refused.

"Third," the boss began to smile triumphantly: "This is easier. You go to the company door. When three or more PPMMs pass by, you have to shout to them cheerfully: ' Girls, I'm a eunuch now! "Please keep the distance no more than two meters. It's too bad. I still want to hang out in the world!" It's true that "the heart of a woman is the most vicious in the world, she is really lighter than the boss!"

"Can you try another method?" I asked.

"I have already thought of three. You can decide what to do yourself. Otherwise, you can only choose one from the first three. Note that it can only be related to QQ and MM."

"Either, Or, I-I-" I stammered.

"Don't worry, speak slowly." The boss encouraged me with expectant eyes.

"Can I give you a list of girls in my QQ?" I said hesitantly.

"Yeah! I've been waiting for your words! OK, deal. No regrets!" The boss jumped up with excitement.

"Gudong"! Fooled! My vision went dark and I fainted.