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Classic joke, because you hit on my sister.
Problem description:
My sister, who has been longing for love for many years, please tell me some funny jokes If you feel good, you will get extra points.
Analysis:
Hate oneself
Old maid A: It's really annoying to think of my youth.
Old maid B: What's the matter?
Spinster A: It's because nothing happened.
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The wedding of two steamed buns
Two steamed buns fall in love and get married.
On the wedding day, the groom of steamed bread found that the bride had become a flower roll. "Honey, what's the matter with you?"
"Shit, I'm wearing a wedding dress."
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All is well
Man: So what are we doing now?
W: Anything will do.
M: How about watching a movie? I haven't seen a movie for a long time.
W: What's so good about movies? Stall for time
M: How about bowling and sports?
W: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?
Man: Then find a coffee shop and drink some water.
Woman: Drinking coffee affects sleep.
Man: What did you say?
W: Anything will do.
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The most antagonistic lover
Men chase women, and they fail and chase them again and again. Both of them are miserable.
Man (eagerly): Tell me! What is wrong with me? You talk, I change!
Woman (more urgent): What about me? Where am I good? Tell me, I'll change it.
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Higher.
The young man is wearing a miniskirt and stroking his girlfriend's thigh: Dear, I love you!
Girlfriend is infatuated with being caressed: Come again, higher!
The young man raised his voice: Dear, I love you!
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