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Classic joke, because you hit on my sister.

Classification: failure

Problem description:

My sister, who has been longing for love for many years, please tell me some funny jokes If you feel good, you will get extra points.

Analysis:

Hate oneself

Old maid A: It's really annoying to think of my youth.

Old maid B: What's the matter?

Spinster A: It's because nothing happened.

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The wedding of two steamed buns

Two steamed buns fall in love and get married.

On the wedding day, the groom of steamed bread found that the bride had become a flower roll. "Honey, what's the matter with you?"

"Shit, I'm wearing a wedding dress."

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All is well

Man: So what are we doing now?

W: Anything will do.

M: How about watching a movie? I haven't seen a movie for a long time.

W: What's so good about movies? Stall for time

M: How about bowling and sports?

W: What's your luck on a hot day? Aren't you tired?

Man: Then find a coffee shop and drink some water.

Woman: Drinking coffee affects sleep.

Man: What did you say?

W: Anything will do.

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The most antagonistic lover

Men chase women, and they fail and chase them again and again. Both of them are miserable.

Man (eagerly): Tell me! What is wrong with me? You talk, I change!

Woman (more urgent): What about me? Where am I good? Tell me, I'll change it.

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Higher.

The young man is wearing a miniskirt and stroking his girlfriend's thigh: Dear, I love you!

Girlfriend is infatuated with being caressed: Come again, higher!

The young man raised his voice: Dear, I love you!

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